I DO NOT OWN! Gallagher Girls or C U Next Tuesday by Ke$ha
"Dude! Where the hell were you? I had a date with Bex this morning!" Grant bitched.
"I was at Cammie's, and who has a date in the morning?"
"We were gonna go out for breakfast."
"I see. Well if you were gonna have breakfast together why didn't you just sleep over there?"
He blushed, "She had some errands to run in the morning."
I smirked. There was a knock on the door. I reached to get it but Macey had already stepped in.
"Come on in." I said sarcastically.
"Don't mind if I do."
I rolled my eyes, "What do you want?"
"Well that's a nice way of greeting your sister."
"Well considering I didn't ask you to be here, this is what you're gonna get."
"Whatever, anyway, Grant you better run, Bex is on her way and she's pissed at you for skipping out on your date."
Grant's eyes widened, "But I called her!"
"She still thinks you blew her off. I suggest you move to a different country," She turned to me, "And take that with you."
"That's a nice way off addressing your brother." I sneered at her.
"Payback baby."
"So what are you doing here? I assume you came here for a reason 'cause we haven't had family bonding since we lived with mom and dad."
"And thank God for that. I'm here to warn you."
"Warn me, about what?"
"About trying to get with Cammie. She told me that you came over and that you tried to kiss her, twice."
"I-I..."
"You have no excuse. Back off, she doesn't want you. Buuuut I told her if she wanted a one-night stand or something that she can call you."
"Hey! I'm not that much of a man-whore. I at least buy them dinner first. And I thought that you didn't want us together."
"Well she might just need a quickie sooo don't waste too much of her time. And it's not for you, it's for her. She hasn't gotten any in a long time."
"This is illegal! It's called human-trafficking, I feel like an object."
"You should. Anyway, so she might call you she might not, just saying."
"I don't think Cammie's like that."
"You'd be surprised."
And with that, she left.
"WTF was that?" I turned to Grant. But he was gone. I shrugged. The phone started ringing.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Zach, sorry about Macey. She came over and gave me your number to call you if I need a hit and then she left and said she was going to explain this system to you." Cammie's voice said.
"Hahaha, it's cool, my sister can be a bitch sometimes...so are you calling to apologize or do you want me to come over?" I immediately wanted to take those words back. It made things awkward, even though I was joking...a little bit.
"Hahaha nooo I was just calling to say sorry about her and that she was just joking."
My hopes just shattered. "I gotcha."
"Don't sound so sad Goode."
"No, I'm fine, I'm just watching this sad movie."
"Right, what movie?"
"Ummm...Mean Girls...they're just so mean."
"Zach, that's a comedy."
I face-palmed.
"Well...I'm sensitive."
"Haha whatever. I have to go. I need to stop Bex before she gets to your place and kill Grant. But tell you what, I'll call you if I'm ever horny."
I could tell she was teasing me,"Oh haha tease the man-whore, and by the way, he bailed, I have no idea where he is though so don't ask me."
"Oh ok, I won't tell her that, bye."
"Later."
We hung up and I sighed. I was actually looking forward to being Cammie's booty call, but I knew it was too Goode to be true, in the couple of days I've known Cammie I already know that she isn't like that. My evidence? She won't kiss me! What is up with that chick? No girl has ever resisted Zachary Goode's dashing Goode looks and charm. Well, except for my friends's girlfriends and my sister, but I wouldn't want to do them anyway. I have no idea what made me interested in Tina though. I think I was drunk that week. Ugggh, this 'single' thing is killing me, I've never been this long without having a girlfriend. What do I do? I'm so bored. I went to the kitchen and grabbed the milk, when something caught my eye.
No way! I looked at my tricep, is that? No, it can't be! It is! I jiggled my arm. Ahhh! I gotta hit the gym. I changed into my shorts and a t-shirt. I jogged down to the gym. I walked inside and immediately went to the weights. I did a couple of reps using the 50 pounders on each arm. Then I hit the punching bags. I saw a familiar ponytail. Then I heard the British accent.
"I can't believe he bloody ditched, and what does he do? He leaves me a freaking voice-mail!" Bex hit the punching bag so hard it hit the ceiling.
Then Cammie appeared, "Bex, maybe it wasn't his fault. I mean, Zach came over this morning. You know they share a car. Maybe he didn't get back in time."
"Wait. What? Zach went over to your house this morning? Oooh he's really trying."
"What do you mean?"
"He never tries this hard to get a girl...but then again he usually doesn't have to, but when he does get rejected he just moves on to the next bimbo."
Hey! I resent that, I've never dated a bimbo. I've dated bitches, needy chicks, and really stupid girls, but never a bimbo.
I listened back in.
"Well, I don't care, and I'm not surprised. I'm just another game for him. Another 'girlfriend of the week.' He's not legitimately interested, he just thinks he is. Then if he ever gets me he'll get bored and move on, sooo not worth any of my time."
"Stupid Zach."
Cammie was silent. Bex continued to beat up the punching bag pretty hard, but this time I think it was my head and not Grant's. I can't believe Cammie said that, I mean, I know I'm pretty slutty but, I didn't know that I was that bad. I just thought that chicks didn't want commitment. Or, maybe she's right. Maybe I do bored with them maybe I'm really not that interested in them and I take going out with them like a game...Nahhh. It's just two crazy girls talking. They must be PMSing or something. I continued to workout, but I couldn't shake the feeling that something Cammie had said was maybe, a little bit true.
A/N Zachary... so much work needs to be done. Anyways, sorry for not updating for awhile, I know you don't want an excuse so I win't give you one :) I iz so kind. Anyways, hope you liked this ch. Laters!