I was really upset that there were no slashes of fez and Kelso since there so cute together I guess I'll be the first. The story takes place in season 5 episode 23 no body's fault but mine. Of course this show doesn't belong to me they're to awesome they belong to the creators of the characters I just borrowed them for this story and a few lines to go with the T.V. show but what actually happen in my eyes.

"How does that feel" An attractive women with a sponge said as she rubbed the sponge over his chest.

"Great" Kelso said as he lay in the nurses' bed with his eyes closed.

"You're so sexy"

"You bet I am" Kelso said wait a minute that was no sexy nurses voice that was…

"So what do we do next?"

That was a Fez voice Kelso thought as he opened his eyes to see Fez on top of him with the nurses' outfit on. Fez was about to kiss…

Kelso woke up in his bed he looks down to see his sheets rumpled by a mass that had been enlarged. "OH CRAP" Kelso just realized what it was and laid his head back down and covered his face with his pillow.

*Hanging out across the street the same old thing like we did last week and not a thing to do but talk to you, we're all alright we're all alright*

Kelso was at the restaurant trying to clear his thoughts with what just happened in his dreams. Roy said he needed someone to collect a tray cart from room 101 so kelso thought what the heck maybe there will be food left over.

"Sweet" Kelso said as he picked up a chicken wing from the tray that was in front of room 101 and started to eat it.

He then saw Hyde stepping out of the room next to him so he hid behind the nearest wall only to see the same sexy nurse that was in his dream stepping out as well kissing Hyde on cheek. They said good bye and Hyde left and the girl returned to her room. Leaving a stun Kelso to pick up what just happened.

"No way "Kelso said in disbelief then took off not for getting his piece of chicken.

After talking to Donna about what just happened in the hotel, Kelso decided to confront Hyde. Which led them too talk to fez because Hyde didn't believe Fez had a sex dream about Kelso. The only problem was that Mitch was there as well. Fez at first didn't want to say anything because of Mitch, but because of Kelso threatening to give him a super purple nurple, Fez changed his mind. Kelso was turned on by Fez talking about the sex dream again. Kelso had to get out of there quick so he sped up the conversation and got out of there quick.

"Nnnneh" Kelso moaned he was in the alley way he couldn't make it to his car his hand was already down his pants. His hand started to pump faster and faster as he pictured fez naked. Kelso moaned louder as he hit his climax and came all over his hands he took tissue he had in his back pocket and wiped him self off.. He decided to go home and take a shower before he headed over to Eric's house.

Kelso hopped that Fez wasn't there when he open the basement door but of course Fez was there he seemed to be every where now that Kelso thought of it, it was kind of creepy. Kelso sat in Hyde's chair looking attentively at the screen hopping someone would come soon.

"Hey you guy's look who I found at first I thought he was a leprechaun" Eric said as he led Mitch into the basement. Mitch shot Eric a nasty look.

Awesome Kelso thought hoping that the new arrivals would keep his mind off fez.

"Fez I came over to end this feud…" Mitch said of course Kelso wasn't trying to pay attention until Mitch said something about spreading Fez's homo erotic dream which snapped Kelso out of it only to hear Fez say.

"Macho as I am who would believe you"

No no no there is no way that was going to spread around school no way was Kelso going to be made fun of or called gay so Kelso decided to cut in.

"O.K. Fez can I just say as the nurse that was sponging you in your dreams that I'm with Mitch on not spreading this around school thing." Kelso said as he walked up beside fez.

"See your lady friend here understands" Mitch said mockingly.

Hey I am no lady Kelso thought but I am pretty guess you can confuse me with a lady I am really pretty I'll let that slide.

"Truths" Mitch said

"Well, I guess… truths" Fez said as he held out his hand.

"Here's a peace offering MORONS" Mitch yelled as he gave fez a newspaper and ran off.

"Hey this is tomorrow's issue" Fez said as he looked at the picture. "Oh my god there's a picture of me kissing Kelso by the lake."

Oh my god Kelso thought as he sat down on the couch my life is over.

"Fez, why were you kissing Kelso by the lake?" Eric said as he got up from the chair he was sitting in to look at the picture.

"I caught a fish I was excited…I kissed the fish to but of course they don't show you that." Fez said.

"Fez, can I talk to you?" Kelso asked as they were finally alone because Eric and Donna had something to talk about with Eric's parents so he went up stairs.

"Oh please Kelso don't be mad at me I will fix it" Fez said as Kelso and Fez were standing face to face.

"Good" Kelso said but that is not what Kelso wanted to talk about.

"So I'll go and fix it now" Fez said as he turned around thinking that Kelso was mad at him.

"Wait Fez" Kelso said as he grabbed onto fez's hand.

"What I said I was going to fix it" Fez said as he turned around.

Don't wait forever or you will miss your chance Kelso thought. Then he just did what he wanted to do he grabbed onto Fez's shoulders like his life depended on it and kissed Fez deeply. At first Fez was stunned he tensed up he couldn't move nor did he want to move. Then Fez relaxed and kissed Kelso back. Kelso's tong entered fez's mouth as tongs intertwined their hands were moving up and down each others back until Fez pulled away.

"Wait" Fez said as he stepped away from Kelso. O.k. I came here to Amedica and fell in love with Michael at first sight. He goes out with Jackie and have an off again on again relationship then they finally break up for good. A year later Michael is trying to steal Jackie away from Hyde and I finally give up on him and now all it takes is Mitch threatening to tell the world about our non existent relationship. What in the world happen? I should have gotten Mitch to go after me along time ago Fez thought.

Kelso was puzzled he had no clue what fez was thinking he knew Fez had sex dream about him so there must have been some sort of feelings for him oh god why did he have to kiss him what if he tells Mitch about this he would be spreading this all around point place.

"Kelso why did you…we're both…and you and…Jackie…I'm confused" Fez said as he put his hand on his forehead.

"I don't like Jackie I'm just going after her to mess with Hyde" Kelso said as he walked closer to Fez.

"But why did you kiss me?"

"Because I wanted to and I want to do it again" Kelso said as he laid his hand on Fez's cheek. Fez looked up at Kelso. Kelso laid his lips softly on Fez. "And again" Kelso said as he repeatedly kissed Fez from his lips, to his cheek, to his neck…

"Wait" Fez said as he stopped Kelso.

"What… you can't just stop people while their just getting into it" Kelso said as he put his head down.

"I know I know I should know…" Fez said with a smirk. "But what do you want do you want a relationship or do you just want me for now and throw me out later."

This is so confusing why would I want to through out Fez? Kelso thought. "I don't know all I know right now is that I want you and I want you now" Kelso said as he put his hand on Fez's waist.

"Wait!" Fez said s he put his hand in front of Kelso's face before he could kiss him.

"Not again… What is it this time?" Kelso asked as stepped away from Fez.

"I should fix things with Mitch before some things get spread around school" Fez said.

Oh that's right I almost forgot about Mitch god he is so annoying. Maybe I should light some cherry bombs in his locker Kelso thought as he laid his hand under his chin. "Yeah you should do that."

"O.k" Fez said as he started to walk towards the door.

"Wait Fez i feel i should tell you the truth"

"You can tell me when i get back i fear if we wait Mitch will do something horrible" Fez said as he walke out the door.

"But"

Back at the DMV.

"Here's you car license, your motorcycle license, boat license, license to operate a forklift, a cut a line pass, and a free DMV pen if you turn it around the little car parallel parks" Fez said as he was handing everything over to Mitch.

"Cool here's the negatives of you and Kelso grabbing each others asses" Mitch said as he handed an envelope to Fez.

"Hey we were happy cause we caught a fish. if we can do it in foot ball why can't we do it in fishing."

" aifjoivapoaffm... where you from man" Mitch said before turning around and walking away.

Fez returned to the basement seeing that Kelso was still waiting for him alone.

"So you wanted to tell me the truth about something?" Fez asked as he walked towards Kelso.

"Yeah well you see i had an erotic dream about you... last night" Kelso said.

"Was it the notty nurse dream" Fez said as he walked towards Kelso.

"Yes" Kelso said as Fez was even closer.

"Do you want to try it" Fez wispered into Kelso's ear.

"Wait what" Kelso said as Fez kissed him on the cheek

To be continued…

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