I DO NOT OWN! Gallagher Girls or Crushcrushcrush by Paramore
I woke up, looking forward to see Cammie, sure we were only friends, but I'm taking care of that. I was taking her out to lunch today. I was planning on making this process simple.
1. show up to lunch, be nice and gentlemanly.
2. get her to like me.
3. get her to kiss me.
See how fast I work? That's just the Zachary Goode way. No girl can resist me, no matter how hard they try not to. I quickly took a shower and had breakfast. By the time I had finished watching TV and checking my e-mail (just things to pass the time 'cause I was anxious as hell) it was time to meet her at the restaurant. I entered and saw her sitting at a table waiting for me.
"Hey Cammie."
"Hey Zach, that's really nice of you to take me to lunch."
"Well I figured that since we're friends we should get to know each other better."
"Okay." She had a mischievous look in her eyes.
"Sooo...tell me about yourself."
"What do you want to know?"
"Who was your first boyfriend?"
She didn't seem surprised by the question, in fact, she looked amused.
"A boy named Josh."
"Who was your most recent boyfriend?"
"A guy named Brandon."
"Hmph."
"What?"
"Sound like chumps to me."
"Oh and you get to decide whether my boyfriends are chumps?"
"Well I'm sure they're great but their names? Totally chump potential."
"Oh yeah? Well tell me about your first and most recent girlfriend."
"First, Yvonne, most recent, Tina."
"Wooow Yvonne...definitely hoe potential."
I sneered at her, "Actually she was very conservative."
"And I'm sure you took care of that?"
"Well my name is Zachary Goode."
She rolled her eyes, "Typical."
"What?"
"Can you even go two days without sleeping with someone?"
"Yes! I can! I've gone four days for your information!"
"Greeeeaat. But I bet it's killing you," She leaned in closer to me, "I bet it's torturing to see all these girls walking past you, knowing you haven't gotten any in four days, four long, long days. You're dying...admit it."
"I can't admit something that isn't true." I leaned closer to her.
"Really? Sooo you currently aren't eye fucking the girl behind me?"
I refocused my eyes on her, "Not at all, I'm hanging on every word you say."
"Oh really?"
"Yes."
She was smirking...not cool! All of a sudden the cafe door opened and in walked my sister.
"Hello cupcake...evil demon."
"Awww don't call Cammie an evil demon."
She glared at me then sat next to Cammie.
"So what're you two doing here? On a date?"
"Noooo way." Cammie said.
"Oh, that hurts...right here." I pointed to my heart. Macey rolled her eyes.
"What are you doing here?" I asked.
"Ohhh nothing, just wanted to see my best friend."
"Macey, I know we're close but I wouldn't say we were best friends."
"Uuuughhhhh Zachary."
"Yes?"
"Go away!"
"No way! You leave, Cammie was with me first."
"But she likes me better..isn't that right cupcake?"
"Yes it is buttercup."
"Why do you guys call each other that? It's weird."
"Not as weird as your face."
"Oh real mature."
"I don't know why we call each other that...we just did one day." Cammie piped up.
"Yes, the day we pronounced our love to each other." Macey leaned in to Cammie and she put her arm around her. They started laughing and untangled.
"Yup...definitely weird."
"Oh c'mon Zach, can't you take a joke? Or are you totally jealous right now?" Cammie was still giggling.
"Yes I'm infuriated."
"You should be!" Macey said.
"How do I know that you're not really gay?" I asked Cammie.
She leaned in and kissed me. It was quick but amazing.
"That answer your question?"
I couldn't hear what she was saying. I was shocked. She just kissed me! My plan worked...I should thank Macey.
"Definitely."
"Cammie, what did you do? Tongue him? 'Cause he looks starstruck."
"He shouldn't be. It was only a friendly kiss, it didn't mean anything." Cammie laughed. I cleared my throat.
"Yeah Macey, it didn't mean anything."
"Mhmm...Zachary, you're soooo bluffing. You liiike her. Zach likes Cammie!"
"What are we? 5?"
"I know you are but what am I?" She stuck her tongue out at me.
I rolled my eyes.
"Well, I'm gonna go, I'm getting bored and I still have a lot of work to do...blech. Later guys!" Macey said.
"Bye Mace!"
"Later."
She started walking away but turned back to say one last smart-ass remark, "Oh and Zach? Try not to attack Cammie while I'm gone. We're in a public place...and Cammie is oh so innocent." She winked at Cammie. That made me raise my eyebrows at Cammie, she was blushing.
She finally left, "What was that all about?" I asked Cammie.
"I told her I was going to lunch with you and she decided to check up on us."
"Typical."
"Yeah."
"Soooo...why are innocent?"
She got up and smirked, "That is one thing that I won't tell you...you'll just have to figure that one out for yourself...if you get the chance."
She left and I was shocked...I think I'm actually starting to like Cammie...what the hell is going on?
A/N Hello! Hope you guys like this one! Review! Oh and I'm sorry if I offended anyone named Yvonne...I didn't mean to...Honestly!