Dear Alyson...okay :) I DO NOT OWN! Gallagher Girls or First Date by Blink-182

Okay. Let's recap. How the hell did I score a date with Cammie? What happened to her 'I know guys like you' act? Well, it goes like this.

I walked into her office and gave her a cup of coffee I had gotten her.

"Why thank you Zachary."

"You are very welcome m'lady."

She giggled and took a drink, "So what're you doing here? I assume you have a purpose for being here."

"Well yes I do have a purpose for being here this fine evening. Cameron will you go to a party with me tonight?"

"One. call me Cameron I'll never go to a party with you again."

"Okay, sorry...so that means yes?"

"Sure why not, pick me up at 8."

"Yes ma'am."

I turned and left, confused and more nervous than I had been going in.

What was her game? She had to be up to something. Why would she just all of a sudden go out with me? Psh i know why...I'm just too damn Goode. I knew she'd cave in eventually, they always do.

I arrived at her house and knocked on her door. When she opened it I'm sure my eyes almost popped out of my head. She was wearing a low cut ripped shirt with a black tank top underneath, black jeggings, and high heels.

"Ready to go?" She asked.

"Yup." I led her to the car and opened the door for her. She stepped in and thanked me.

"So where is this party exactly?" She asked me.

"It's my friend Jason's party. Everyone'll be there."

"Okay."

We arrived there shortly and I once again opened her door. I led her into the house and we were immediately attacked with questions.

"Omg are you two dating?"

"Zach is this your fuck of the week?"

"Cammie why are you with him?"

"Guys! Chill! We are not dating!" Cammie yelled. They immediately became disinterested and went and mingled among themselves.

"Well someone doesn't like the spotlight." I commented.

"I'm called 'The Chameleon' for a reason."

"Ha, I'm gonna go get a drink...you want anything?"

"No I'm good thanks."

"Don't you mean..."

"Zach...save it."

I shut up. Okay then. I went and got a beer. I came back and looked for Cammie but she wasn't there. I looked towards where people were dancing and I saw her with Jason. They were grinding. I tried to hold back my barf and my anger. I went back to the bar.

"What'll you have?"

"Vodka."

He gave me a shot and I took it...pretty soon one turned into three which then turned into five.

"Hey Zach." Cammie came up to me.

"Ello Cammie."

"You been here the whole time?"

"At the bar? yes...just as long as you were dancing with Jason. I thought you were here with me."

"You asked me to go to the party with you. I came with you. Zach, we aren't dating."

"That's what this was!"

"What? Zach...are you an idiot? Going to a party isn't a date. If you wanted to go on a date you should've asked me to dinner or something."

"Jason can't come."

"Jason won't come."

"Does that mean you'll go on a date with me?"

"Zach...you don't ask out a girl when you're drunk...you don't know what you're saying."

"God! There are so many rules! This is stupid. I don't know why I date. It sucks!"

"Zach, maybe you should get some fresh air." She put her arm around me and led me outside.

"I can't get there myself you know."

"I was just trying to help you."

"Well I don't need your help! Not with walking, not with dating tips, why won't you go out with me? I want to know! What're you so afraid of? Give me a chance! I actually like you!"

She stopped, "Zach...I can't date you because I'm afraid of becoming another one of your hopeless whores."

"What're you talking about?"

"Zach...there's a type, you have a type. The type of girls you go out with have no morals or dignity or anything. That's why when you were interested in me I was mad and I decided that I won't be one of those girls."

"You know what? When you were grinding with Jason you did look like a whore. because maybe you are one, Miss Innocence!"

"Zach...please...stop." She pleaded. She was on the brink of tears, but I was too drunk too realize that I'm hurting her.

I walked away and went into the backyard not knowing where the hell I'm going but I didn't care. I just needed to get out of there. Halfway there I realized just how drunk I was. I ran to the bushes and threw up. That helped clear my mind, and I realized just how much I had screwed up my chance with Cammie.

A/N Tsk tsk Zachary. I am very disappointed in him..anyways, I know that this chapter wasn't really funny, but it was sort of needed in my plan of where this story is going...anyways..hope you like...shoutout to Alyson and xMaeMaex...you guys rock! Anyways...bye!