Chapter 4

"Uh…what exactly is a 'marauder'?" I asked shyly. Jeeze, I was never going to catch up.

"Marauder's were Hogwart's hottest pranksters. They're also known for the amount of woman they've shagged in their Hogwarts years." Ginny giggled.

"Shagged? As in 'DO IT'" I questioned. The only other place I've heard the term "shagged" was in those stupid Austin Powers movie.

She nodded, obviously biting back a laugh.

"I've heard they're very good at what the do." Luna added quietly.

"Great, I'm going to be…I mean, we are going to be married to man whores." I exasperated. Not only were they extremely hot and whores but they were our teachers. Not right, at all. Ginny and Luna noted my distressed face and giggled madly.

Knock! Knock!

"Come in!" Ginny yelled. A short orange haired woman walked through the door. I took in her orange hair and realized that she was Ron and Ginny's mother. She smiled genuinely at me.

"Hello dear, I'm Ginny and Ron's mum. You can call me Molly. I'm cooking dinner tonight and I was wondering if there is anything you don't eat?" I smiled, she was so motherly looking.

"Um, I'd prefer to not eat meat but if I have to, I understand." I asked, hoping my request wasn't too demanding. She just smiled and said "Of course." She turned to Hermione and gave her a sympathetic smile. Probably because of the predicament with Sirius.

"Honey, Sirius asked me to tell you that he would like to speak with you after dinner?" Hermione smiled and gave her thanks as Molly left us.

"I have to marry Sirius Black…"she whispered frantically. "I have never even had a successful snogging session and now I have to marry Sirius Black…and" she gulped, "have sex with him."

"I guess you really have nothing to really worry about then…" Luna said smiling. I was starting to worry about Luna. I pondered the thought of her doing hard-core drugs but that didn't seem likely. Hermione, not have anything to worry about? Pft.

"What?!" Ginny sounded shocked. I wanted to laugh… she looked about ready to go into hysterics.

"Well, think about it. Have you ever hear what those woman have said about Sirius? And Remus for that matter." She looked at Hermione as if expecting to of course know about this. It's not like Hermione knew everything, right? "Apparently, they like to take control." I looked at Hermione, and then both of our eyes got big. Looking back at Luna.

"Okay, no more sex talk. I'd like to enjoy my life as a full-fledged virgin for the weeks I can." I announced getting up to unpack my things.

"You're a virgin?!" Ginny yelled. I turned around from the dresser and noticed Sirius and Remus walking by. They stopped for a second and stared at me. I turned red and they finally realized I was embarrassed and walked away from the door. The girls on the floor thought this moment was hilarious and broke into rolling around laughter.

Molly's voice traveled from downstairs "Dinner!" and we slowly walked down stairs. I took a between Luna and Hermione. Ron Harry, and Ginny sat across. Remus and the pink haired woman sat on the right of Ginny. Ginny looked positively disgusted. I had to bit back a fit of laughter. Sirius sat next to Harry. I looked for my parents and noticed they were gone.

"Molly? Do you know where my parents went?" I asked as she sat down.

"Oh, yes they went flat hunting, dear." she smiled. I nodded. Of course they wouldn't ask me to go with them because I wouldn't be living with them. Ever again. I was getting married sometime in 3 weeks and I'd be going to Hogwarts. I looked down at my plate and smiled. Molly put a substantial amount of mac and cheese next to green beans on my plate. No meat. Success.

"Uh…mum, I think you forgot to put meat on Heather's plate…" Ron said to Molly.

"No, Ron she didn't. She asked if there was anything I didn't eat and I don't eat meat. So yeah…" I turned red as the table's residents looked at me. I smiled at the weird look on Ron's face.

"What a strange coincidence…Mooney here doesn't eat meat either. Look's like you'll have vegetarian babies!" I choked on my mac. I heard Nymphadora purr something into his ear. I watched him turn pale. Ha. She'd been hanging on him like that all night. It was a little gross to watch.

"So, Remus…I think when your done with that stupid wedding with this child, you should stay the night at my place…" she traced a scar on his cheek. Then she smirked at me and everyone stared, waiting to see what would happen. I looked down at my food and stuck a green bean in my mouth, lifting an eye brow showing her I wasn't going to let her get a rise out of me. She turned back to Remus who's eyes were on me.

"Sorry, Nymphadora. I really can't we've go to…you know, consummate." He looked scared of what she was thinking they were going to do.

"Poor, Remy. I can't believe they're making you have sex with a child." She soothed him. I had the urged giggle. He was totally not comfortable. "She's like 12, she hasn't even hit puberty." I had enough. I spoke calmly.

"First of all. I'm not a child. Second of all, I'm no where near twelve-I'll be 19 in a month. Third, I have definitely hit puberty. Thank you." I said stuffing another bite of mac and cheese in my mouth.

"Just remember that you're not the first or the last to get him, girl." she looked at me in disgust and started to walk away.

"Not my intention." I spoke to her back as she walked to the floo-thingy. She blew a kiss to Remus and burned away. Thank Merlin.

Ginny stuck a finger in her mouth as to show she wanted to puke. I just smiled eating my mac and cheese.

"Sorry about her, she's has a bit of a crush…"Remus said to me. I nodded.

Sirius barked out laughter. "A crush…I think it's more of an obsession!" Everyone giggled and I caught Remus's eyes. It was intense. Molly grabbed our dishes and told us to get off to bed so Sirius and Hermione could talk. That was fine with me, I still had things to put away and a book I wanted to read.