"Welcome back folks! I'm Oscar "The Wizard" Diggs, and here with me is Avaric "Cart Boy" Tenmedows"

"Cart MAN! I'm twenty-two for Oz sakes!" shouted Avaric.

"If you're a man, then what am I?"

"Old. Ancient, I don't know!"

"Well then, last time we left our heroes, Elphaba "Green Bean" Thropp already had her shelter made, water at her disposal, a fire, she had everything!"

"Except food." Interjected Avaric.

"Yes, except food. Let's see what she's up to now."

*Cameras zoom in on Elphaba*

Elphaba didn't move a muscle. She was holding a bow she fashioned herself, made from a tree branch, and left over rope from her parachute. The arrow she was using was a twig whose end she had sharpened with her hatchet.

"Even from here, I feel compelled to be quiet." Whispered Avaric.

"Then why are you talking?" Whispered Oscar back.

"Shhh..."

Elphaba let her arrow fly; she hit a squirrel right in the eye.

"Bulls eye!" shouted The Wizard.

"No, squirrel's eye." Corrected Avaric.

"Are you always a smart ass, boy?"

"No, not always."

"Hmpf."

*Cameras turn to Galinda*

Galinda was sitting under her parachute, which she had draped over two tree branches to create a tent.

"Wow, I'm surprised her blissful blonde brain thought of something like that." Grumbled Avaric.

"Give her some credit, Avaric." Sighed the Wizard.

"Hey, that's that glowing button on the control panel?"

"Don't know lad, how about you press it?" answered the Wizard wryly.

Avaric pressed the button, and suddenly the all that was shown on the cameras was a sudden downpour of heavy rain.

"What the-"

"Remember how I said I could control anything? Weather's included!" laughed the Wizard.

From one of the screens, a scream was heard.

"THIS SUCKS!" Screamed Fiyero.

It was perfectly sunny ten seconds ago! What happened?

Fiyero was caught in the rainstorm without a shelter.

"Looks like Fiyero "Pretty Boy" Tiggular is in quite the pickle, eh Oscar?" Chuckled Aravic.

"Poor kid, he's probably stressing about this hair getting ruined right now."

Fiyero was running through the forest, not sure where he was going, but he thought to himself, that maybe, just maybe, he could possibly out run the storm.

"Why didn't I build a shelter?" Moaned Fiyero.

At that moment, Fiyero stumbled onto a log cabin.

"Jackpot! I knew I'd be fine, I have this rebellion bubble you see, that allows me to get away with anything." Said Fiyero arrogantly as he looked directly into the camera.

As Fiyero opened the door, Boq walked out.

"Wuh ohhhh, I think Pretty Boy's bubble's just been popped." Said Avaric.

"Shh, it's getting exciting…pass the popcorn." Grunted Oscar.

Fiyero and Boq stared right into each others eyes. Finally Fiyero spoke, "So…mind if I crash here?"

"Well, what's in it for me?"

"I don't know man, but do it out of the goodness of your heart?" Fiyero gave a hopeful smile.

"Hmm, if I leave you out there, you'll get sick and most definitely lose, meaning my biggest threat is eliminated…" started Boq.

"Well, who's to say I couldn't just beat you up right now and leave you for dead? Remember what the Wizard said, anything goes."

"That's right, isn't it?" Boq raised his hatchet.

Fiyero took out his own, and dropped it. A confused Boq started at it for a few seconds, a few seconds too long. Fiyero's fist connected with Boq's jaw with a sickening crack.

"OH! THAT'S GOTTA HURT!" Shouted Avaric, "That's playing dirty isn't it?"

"Nope, anything goes in the Forest of Oz." replied Oscar.

Boq stumbled backwards, and Fiyero landed a drop kick on his back. The Munchkin fell to the ground, but stood back up and swung his hatchet like a madman. The blade grazed Fiyero's forearm.

"Son of a Munckin!" Cursed Fiyero.

"I know I am!" Yelled Boq, as he roundhouse kicked Fiyero in the stomach.

"Oof! Hey, I need that for eating!" wheezed Fiyero as he lay on the ground.

Boq was about to strike the hatchet deep into Fiyero's back, when the Winkie Prince sweeped the Munckin's legs, causing him to fall. Fiyero Got up, picked up Boq, and threw him of the cabin, he followed the Munckin out of the cabin, bent down and punched him once in the temple. Boq fell unconscious.

"He was gonna kill me!" Fiyero said to himself.

Fiyero decided to just leave him here…after a kick to the ribs, and a shove down a gentle slope, littered with sharp rocks.

"Now, that was pretty intense wasn't it?" Muttered the Wizard.

"Totally, hey Oscar, could I have a DVD copy of this later? I mean, this is like, one heck of a great movie right here."

Avaric noticed another flashing button.

"Hey, what does this one do? A Firestorm? Releases evil bat creatures? Flying monkeys?"

"No, that's signaling that it's time to pick up Boq." Answered the Wizard.

"He's dead?" Gasped a shocked Avaric.

"Well, not yet, he's on the brink of death, after that fist fight with Fiyero, and he's probably going to catch one heck of a cold from this rainstorm."

The Wizard threw Avaric a set of keys.

"Keys to the invisible boatmobile, go pick him up."

"…this wasn't in the job description…" Muttered Avaric has he put on his coat.

"Well, it looks like Boq "Short Stuff" Tinstein has been eliminated folks!"

Fiyero sighed as he sat down in the simple log cabin, and ran a hand through his wet hair.

"One down three more to go…"