"Previously on Wilderness Adventures, Boq "Short Stuff" Tinstein was eliminated from the competition after an intense fist fight with Fiyero "Pretty Boy" Tiggular. Nessa "Tragically Beautiful" Thropp had befriended a wild bull, whom she named Mittens, and Galinda "Confusified Blonde" learned how to catch fish-"

"Incredible feat might I add." Said Avaric

"Don't interrupt me boy, where was I? Oh yes, and Elphaba "Green Bean" Thropp seems to be living quite contently with her campsite." Finshed the Wizard.

"Let's go to Fiyero now." Suggested Avaric.

*Cameras focus in on Fiyero*

Fiyero was sleeping in the log cabin that Boq had made, he woke up with a sudden start.

"What is this feeling in the pit of my stomach?" He mumbled drowsily to himself.

His stomach gurgled.

"Ohh...shoot…I'm hungry."

It'd had been nearly four days since Fiyero had anything to eat. One day one he couldn't find any trace of life, on day two he had a scrap with Boq, and on day three he had been nursing his wounds, which was to say he sat around feeling sorry for himself, and cursed colourfully at the Wizard.

"I need some food, fast." He grumbled as he sat up.

Fiyero walked around the forest looking for any signs of life. A rustle in the bush there, the crunching of leaves here, anything.

"Doesn't he realize he just passed a strawberry bush?" Muttered Avaric, "He can't be this brainless."

"Oh, but he is." Mused the Wizard.

Fiyero was about ready to give up and just settle for some grass when he saw it, a little bunny.

"Normally I wouldn't eat a bunny, but I am pretty hungry…"

As Fiyero crouched down and readied himself to grab the rabbit, it turned around.

"Don't' move, don't move…" he mumbled under his breath.

"Is he talking to himself or the bunny?" Asked Avaric.

"Not sure, although the bunny's probably smarter." Replied the Wizard.

Fiyero was just about to lunge and grab the bunny, when suddenly it jumped onto his face and hopped away. He reeled around to grab at it when suddenly he heard a rumbling noise. Fiyero turned back around, and couldn't believe his eyes, there was an entire stampede of woodland creatures!

"Packs of bunnies…" gasped Fiyero.

Elk, deer, bunnies, squirrels, chipmunks, a random falcon! All charging toward the Winkie Prince. He came to his senses and tried to sprint away, but it was too late, they were upon him. The deer trampled his face; the elk tramped his limbs, the moose kicked at his chest, the smaller animals cause him to nearly drown in the fluffy furriness of it all.

Fiyero heard the falcon screech once before he blacked out.

"Fiyero just got pwned by woodland creatures. He got pwned by BUNNIES!" Laughed Avaric.

"Uhh, I'm old Avaric, I'm not updated on teenage slang." Said the Wizard quietly.

"Oh sorry old timer, Pwned; verb; to get owned. Hard." Avaric bursted out laughing again, "Bunnies! He was knocked unconscious by bunnies! And chipmunks!"

"That was pretty pathetic wasn't it?" Chuckled Oscar.

Avaric was rolling around the floor laughing.

"AHAHAHAHAHAH! BUNNIES!" He cried out.

"Be professional, boy." Scolded the Wizard with a smile.

*Cameras turn to Galinda*

Galinda was managing her fire, how on Oz she managed to get it was out of pure luck, during the rainstorm, lightening had struck a branch and lit it on fire.

"We're going to make you pop-u-lar…" She sang as she remembered that night with her roommate.

"Ugh, stupid jealousy issues, I wish Elphie and I could just be friends again…" Muttered Galinda absent mindedly.

"What's this? Could Galinda be losing her edge?" Asked the Wizard.

"If so, it could be Elphaba who takes Fiyero." Noted Avaric.

Galinda heard a branch snap, she stiffened.

"Relax, it's just me." Said a female voice.

"Elphie?"

"Who? No, it's me, Nessa"

Galinda turned and saw a young girl in an electric wheelchair.

"Oh hi, Nessa. Wait, Nessa! Why are you here? We're supposed to be rivals in this thing!" Said Galinda nervously.

"Oooo, what could Nessa "Tragically Beautiful" Thropp be planning?" Said Avaric in his best announcer voice, "Stay tuned, we'll be back after these messages!"

"What are you talking about, boy?" Questioned the Wizard, "We're not going to commercial!"

"We're not?" Said Avaric, mildly horrified.

"No!" Oscar nearly shouted.

"But, but I need a …errr…" Avaric looked embarrassed.

"What? Spit it out son!" Said Oscar, clearly irritated.

"I need…um…a potty break."

"A potty break." Repeated Oscar, "What are you, four? Can't you hold it?" Screamed the Wizard.

Avaric shook his head.

"Why didn't you go before? Go, go on! Hurry back!" Grunted Oscar, "Sorry about that folks."

*Cameras zoom back to Galinda and Nessa*

"So, Galinda, I'd like you to meet my friend, Mittens." Said Nessa.

"Oh, that's such a cute name!" Gushed Galinda, "Is it a bunny? I've seen so many bunnies, but I could never catch one."

At that moment, Mittens the Bull came clopping up.

"AHHHH! MAD COW! AHHHHH!" Screamed Galinda.

"Galinda, calm down he's friendly!" Said Nessa Calmly.

"You're wicked! He's going to kill me! I knew it, this is apart of your plan, you…you wicked witch of the east!" Screamed Galinda.

"East? Why east? And no, Galinda! I'm offended at how you could possibly think that!" growled Nessa.

"East, because according to the constellations, that's the direction from where you came from! And I know you hate me! You think I'm trying to take Boq from you, but sister, you can have him!" Shouted Galinda.

"I'm back!" Announced Avaric, "What'd I miss?"

Avaric watched a short replay.

"Oooo, catfight! This should be interesting!" Said Avaric with a raised eyebrow.

"I'm more focused on how Galinda, airheaded Galinda, can read the constellations…" Said the Wizard, deep in thought.

Galinda screamed again, and this time she kicked at Mittens, this sudden movement scared the bull and he started charging, right in the direction of one Nessarose Thropp.

"Mittens! Stop!" Shrieked Nessa.

But the bull didn't listen, he rammed right into Nessa, and continued charging, right off a cliff.

"WOAH! TIME OUT!" Yelled the Wizard as he pressed a button.

Time instantly frozen in the arena, one could see the shock on Galinda's face, the pain on Nessa's.

"What'd you do Oscar?" Whisper Avaric .

In response, the old man tossed Avaric a set of keys, "Go pick her up."