Previously on Wilderness Adventures…

*Flash Back*

"Mmm, Strawberries."

"Oh my Oz! Don't hurt me!"

"Ow! Watch where you're going!"

"Galinda, we gotta go! There's some whack job after me!"

*Flash forward*

"Yo, what up my home dogs? This here is Avaric "Pimped out Cart man" Tenmedows, and with me, is my number one, G, Osssscaar!"

"Why are you talking like that, boy?"

"Fiyero said it'd make me sound cool. Did it work?"

"No, and you ruined the introduction!"

The Wizard cleared his throat.

"Welcome, to Wilderness Adventures! I'm your host, Oscar "The Wizard" Diggs and this here is Avaric "Cart Boy" Tenmedows. I suppose he's co-hosting with me."

"Yo, G, that's "Pimped out Cart man" to you."

"Don't try me, boy. Don't try me."

*Cameras focus on Elphaba*

Elphaba was pacing back and forth muttering to herself.

"Last time we left Elphaba "Green Bean" Thropp, she had just about everything under control."

Avaric's face blanked out into a vacant stare with a dreamy smile.

"Also, it appears that Avaric "Cart Boy" Tenmedows, has developed a crush on said "Green Bean".

Avaric flushed.

"Just move the cameras back to the arena." Grumbled Avaric.

"They're all against me…I have to eliminate all of them. Trust no one. No one can be trusted. No one." Said Elphaba under her breath as her left eye twitched.

Elphaba leaned against a tree stump, and wrung her hands together as she muttered to herself.

"No one is my friend. They're all my enemies…"

"What happened to Elphie?" Cried Avaric, "She's gone all paranoid and…creepy. Not that I mind though, I mean personally, I think she's great no matter what. I mean the greatest contender here, I mean. I mean…good, at…winning. Chance…yeah." Stuttered Avaric.

"Maybe the stress of it all just finally got to the poor girl, or maybe the lack of human contact triggered some sort of animalistic instinct for survival. Or maybe, just maybe, I possibly might have drugged her food with something to make her a little more interesting to watch. But enough about that, let's go to our Flinda alliance!"

*Cameras zoom in on Galinda and Fiyero*

"Galinda, I swear there was some seven foot tall guy with a huge shot gun and, and-"

Fiyero bursted into tears.

"It was horrible!"

"Oh, its ok sweetheart, I'm sure the bad man's gone now. Everything will be ok." Consoled Galinda, as she rubbed Fiyero's back.

Fiyero sniffed and wiped his eyes, "Do…do you have any food?"

"Um no, Fiyero, you ate it all while you were wallowing in self pity…"

Fiyero sniffed again.

"But we can go find some! It'll be fun! Just you and me!" Squealed Galinda.

*Cameras go to Elphaba*

Elphaba stared at the spear she had fashioned from a plank of wood.

Sharp as a knife…

Elphaba squinted as she saw two figures appear over the horizon, she recognized them almost instantly. It was Fiyero and Galinda.

Perfect, now I'll get to test this thing out…

Elphaba's lips curved upward with a morbid grin as she climbed in to a tree for an aerial assault on the pair.

"Oscar, just what exactly did you put in her food? I don't like this one bit…"

"Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head about that, Avaric, let's just watch the fun!"

"You really are sick dude…"

Fiyero's stomach grumbled for the sixth time in four minutes.

"Can you keep that thing down?" Grunted Galinda, "It's absolutely annoyifiying!"

"Well so are all the words that don't make sense! What's a scandalacious and why do you keep calling me that? Huh? Is it bad? Are you calling me a dog? I don't appreciate being called a dog. Well, it wouldn't be the first time, but still!"

"Are you finished your little rant?"

"Yes, yes I am."

"Good!"

"Good!"

"For good!"

"What?"

"Nothing!"

Elphaba chose that moment to leap out of the tree and land on Fiyero.

"Oof!"

"Elphie? Elphie! Oh, Elphie! How've you been?" Squealed Galinda.

One look into the green girl's eyes nearly stopped Galinda's heart.

That's not my Elphie.

"Hey! Get off me!" Groaned Fiyero.

Elphaba jumped off of the Winkie.

"Fiyero…we should go…" Started Galinda.

"Go? Go where? Why go? I don't wanna go."

"Fiyero…" Said Galinda more warily as she started moving backwards.

"Come on, you're being silly, it's just Elphaba!"

Elphaba swung at him with her spear, it grazed Fiyero's shirt, ripping the fabric.

"Hey! This is silk you know!"

"Fiyero!" Screamed Galinda.

Elphaba lunged forward and started stabbing at the prince, who would barely dodge the swipes each time.

"Stop! Elphaba!" He cried desperately.

Elphaba didn't stop; she kept trying to stab at Fiyero, with more ferocity in each swipe. Finally, she had Fiyero back up into the lake, where he dived in and attempted to swim away from the crazed green girl.

"Elphaba Thropp! Stop trying to kill Fiyero!" Yelled Galinda as she tried to grab the spear from her.

But Elphaba shrugged her off as easily as a fly, and Galinda landed face first into the water.

Then she threw the spear in the direction of the Winkie, where the shaft collided with his face.

"Ouch! Looks like Fiyero's learning some physics."

"How so, Avaric?"

"Well he's learned that two objects, i.e., his face and the spear, cannot occupy the same space at the same time."

"Hmm, I didn't know that. I wasn't good at math either."

"It's science dude."

"Well, I guess I wasn't good at that either!" Yelled the Wizard, "Back to the fight!"

Elphaba had jumped into the lake as well, and was speeding towards Fiyero like a rocket.

"No, *gasp* *cough* stay away, damn it, I *wheeze* suck at…swimming!" Gasped Fiyero.

"Are you really going to let Elphaba kill Fiyero? I wouldn't mind I guess, but that's pretty harsh."

"No, no, stop worrying! Life's more painless for the brainless you know." Said Oscar as he pressed a button on his control panel.

"Oh boy…" Sighed Avaric.

At that moment Elphaba realized where she was and what she was doing, how she got there the green girl had no idea, but what she did understand was a dorsal fin had just broke the surface of the water.