I'M A LITTLE HYPER RIGHT NOW CAUSE I FINALLY GOT MY CONFUZZLING COURSE SELECTIONS DONE AHAAHHAHAH WOOO HOOOO IN YOUR FACE SOCIETY, HOORAY FOR SUMMER SCHOOL! ...o_O did I just say that...ew. Stupid high school. Messing up my brain...o_o I have a brain?... Ignore this messed up author's note and enjoy the chapter I updated fast cause IM DONE MY CONFUSIFIYING COURSE SELECTIONS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Hey everyone! Avaric "Cart Man" Tenmedows here! And, Oscar, Fiyero's hundreds of fan girls are just dying to know, is he going to make it?"

"Huh. I wonder why no one cared about Boq or Nessa…but anyways, there's a spell over the arena, which causes any injuries accumulated in the competition to vanish if the contender is eliminated or leaves the grounds."

"Too many big words."

The Wizard closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose as he spoke slowly.

"The moment you put Fiyero in the car, since it's not apart of the arena, he was perfectly fine. Same with Nessa and Boq, they're all ok too."

"Oh, ok. Why didn't you just say that?"

"Urgh. Speaking of the car, I'm not a sentimental man, but you scratched it! Be careful with that car, boy! It's more expensive than your house!"

Avaric rolled his eyes.

"Anyways, previously on Wilderness Adventures, Fiyero "Pretty Boy" Tiggular was eliminated from the competition; only Galinda "Confusified Blonde" and Elphaba "Green Bean" Thropp are left!"

"This should be exciting!" Finshed Avaric.

*Cameras zoom to Elphaba and Galinda*

"Oh, Elphie! Hold still!"

"Heck no! You're crazy! Crazy I say!"

"Elphaba Thropp, you sit down right now!"

"Get away!"

"SIT DOWN NOW!" Screamed Galinda shrilly.

Elphaba let out a sound of annoyance as she sat down. The Blonde took out a hairbrush and starting combing the green girl's hair.

"Ow! That hurts!" Complained Elphaba.

"That's because it's all tangled! Look at these knots! Honestly, Elphaba, you have such pretty hair, it wouldn't hurt to comb it once in a while!"

"What the flying monkey is this?" Said the Wizard in disgust, "Where's the action? Fighting? What's going on? And where'd she get that comb?"

"I think they're having girl time." Said Avaric as he tried suppressing his laughter.

"But…they hate each other!"

Avaric suddenly felt wiser than the Wizard for the first time.

"No." He said firmly, "They're best friends, the only reason they were fighting was because you pitted them against each other."

"What's that supposed to mean, boy? Don't be flippant with me!"

"It's just the truth, Oscar. Anyways, if they're no longer fighting, how'll this competition end? I was kinda hoping for a big finale."

The Wizard started mashing buttons on his keyboard with his fists in frustration.

"Calm down, Oscar!"

Back in the forest, Galinda and Elphaba felt the earth shake and suddenly a pride of Lions came running out of the woods screaming about math equations.

"Nine to the third power is fourty five if X is twenty seven!" Screamed a Cub as he ran past Elphaba.

"No, it's seven!" Called Elphaba as she watched the Cub disappear in the distance.

The green girl looked around.

"Galinda? Galinda, where'd you go?"

Elphaba was starting to get nervous after ten minutes of searching for the Blonde.

"Galinda, this isn't funny!"

The Wizard's eye twitched as he pressed more buttons at random.

Elphaba suddenly heard a shrill scream nearby. She ran in the direction of the scream, and soon came to a clearing.

"Elphie! Help!"

Galinda Upland was tied up on a post; next to her was a very large man in a safari suit, holding a very large gun…

"You let her go!" Shouted Elphaba.

The man, in response, raised the iron sights of his gun to his eye and pulled the trigger.

Elphaba barely had time to jump out of the way as the tree behind her exploded into splinters.

"What did the tree ever do to you?" Panted Elphaba as she continued to run from the barrel of the gun.

He cocked his gun again and fired a few more times. Elphaba dodged them all, but just barely. After a good twelve minutes later, the green girl was slowing down and gasping for breath.

"Watch out, Elphie!" Screamed Galinda.

The man swung his gun at Elphaba and hit her in her temple, she crumpled to the floor.

"Ok, Oscar! Elphaba's down! Game over! Get rid of him!" Said Avaric nervously.

The Wizard said nothing.

The man in the safari suit started to take aim.

"Oscar!" Said Avaric with much more panic in his voice.

The gun was cocked.

Avaric couldn't take it anymore; he tackled the wizard and started to frantically hit the buttons on the keyboard.

The man was just about to pull the trigger when out of the blue, Mittens the Bull appeared and rammed into him. His horns were lodged into the man's chest as Mittens hit a tree and impaled him on a splintered tree branch. Finally, the man's image started to flicker and he disappeared in a flash of blue light.

After seeing this, Avaric hopped into the car and pressed a button, he was instantly teleported to the clearing.

"Avaric!" Shouted Galinda, "Help Elphaba!"

He quickly jumped out of the car, cut down Galinda and placed Elphaba in the car. Seconds later, her eyes fluttered open.

"…I'm hungry…"