Weird Percy Jackson Moment

by NinjaGomp

Some very weird short story please no flames. Some are short story's and are song fics, please keep unnecessary comments flames to your self. I worked really hard on these so enjoy yourself. :

2. Chapter 2

A Very Weird Percy Jackson Moment

Number Two

Once upon a midnight dreary while I pondered weak and weary I heard a tap tap taping on my cabin door. I opened it to find Grover and his girlish friend eating a nice picnic. So me and my boy friend went out to join them, but when we went out there it was all gone. At least 30 huge pieces of food completely gone down Grover's gullet. So I started to sing:

" Do your horns hang low,

Do they wobble to and fro,

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you shove them down your gullet,

Poke them out your belly button,

Do. Your. Hornsssss. Hanggg. Lowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?" .

(darn that didn't rhyme either)

THE END