"Outrageous!" Lucius Malfoy belted out, making an alluring pose and focusing an intimidating stare at Snape.
"Outrageous!
"With my pure blood status!
"Outrageous!
"Albino peacock Animagus!
"Outrageous!
"Slap you with my pimp cane!
"Outrageous!
"My hair is insane!
"Outrageous!
"Givin' Draco daddy issues!
"Outrageous!
"Sev, you'll need some tissues!
"Outrageous!
"On the board of Hogwarts!
"Outrageous!
"And I'm hot in short shorts!
All of a sudden, Peter Pettigrew jumped up from his spot at Voldemort's side. He began to gyrate, looking somewhat possessed as he conjured up a hot pink feather boa and proceeded to dance with it suggestively while adding bizarre yodeling to Malfoy's song, providing some creepy form of backup. The rest of the Death Eater counsel looked on, petrified with alarm as if by a basilisk's gaze.
"Evil as I wanna be!
"Got these Aurors chasin' me!
"We're bringin' down the Ministry!
"All you Death Eaters want a piece of my-y booty!"
"Snapey boy just can't compete!
"His shampoo's so obsolete!
"My expensive broom-
"Flyin' higher than Buuuckbeak!
"I know you want my body so...
"Ma ma ma ma ma ma maaa!"
"Dark Lord, come over here!" Voldemort blanched and looked away, still looking quite stricken.
"My awesome moves fill you with fear!
"Black cloak, pretentious wand holder!
"Let's go, it's the Lucius Show, I'm outrageous!"
Gave the Weasley girl V-Dawg's diary!
Persecuting my house elf Dobby!
I heart slave labor...so sue me!
Everybody wants to do-o me!
Take trips with all my hos
Usin' invisibility cloaks so Narcissa don't know
My Little Pony hair got ya comin' out ya clothes
I'm about to duel ya so...
Ma ma ma ma ma ma maaa
"Dark Lord, come over here!"
"My awesome moves fill you with fear!
"Black cloak, pretentious wand holder!
"Let's go, it's the Lucius Show, I'm outrageous!"
I just wanna be the bawwwws
In a place where Muggles are dead
Can you take me there
Voldy, ooh
And when they mention You-Know-Who
Make sure it's got a taboo
So we can catch 'em with those snatchers YAH!
"Outrageous!
"With my pure blood status!
"Outrageous!
"Albino peacock Animagus!
"Outrageous!
"Slap you with my pimp cane!
"Outrageous!
"My hair is insane!
"Outrageous!
"Givin' Draco daddy issues!
"Outrageous!
"Sev, you'll need some tissues!
"Outrageous!
"On the board of Hogwarts!
"Outrageous!
"And I look hot in short shorts!
"Outrageous!"