**Kai POV**
"SHUT UP!" I yelled as something on my bedside table started ringing like hell. Damn it was annoying. I groaned as I rolled over, adding an extra 'please?' when the ringing didn't stop. I opened my eyes briefly, but closed them instantly, hissing slightly at the light pouring through my curtains.
I dove under my cover, bringing it up around my ears to muffle the annoying ringing, and pulled a bit of the duvet over my head, creating a decent sunblock. I knelt on my bed slowly, turning to the ringing sound, and glared at it.
"Stupid dingy melon." I muttered, grabbing the offending object and throwing it against the wall, smiling at how easily it was destroyed. "That'll teach you, ya stinkin red buzzer." I said, too tired to think like I normally would.
I then got up, dragging the duvet along with me as I got up and shut the curtains, being careful not to step in a single ray of sunshine, shying away from it like a vampire. Me and sun DO NOT MIX.
I walked over to my door and peeked out to the hallway to see if Nya was up yet, but, of course, she wasn't. I smirked as I thought of all the things I could do to wake her up.
I smirked as I thought of all the things I could do to wake her up. Well. There was the water episode….but she'd probably make me clean it up. So I quickly forgot that one. Hmm…Cream…Hoover…Kunai attack…I had it. I knew JUST the one for a Monday morning.
I crept up to her and leaned right in close to her with a speakerphone. At first I whispered into it, but I gradually got louder and louder until I was shouting.
"Arraaannnyyyaaa…" I whispered into it. She muttered and flapped her hand around a little bit. I sniggered quietly. I put the speaker phone right next to her ear and tried again.
"ArrrrAAANNNyyaaa…"
"Nnhh. Lil-Lily livered pansies…Get the fuck out…of ma room." She replied sleepily. Oh. So she was half awake I guess.
"'Arry!" I half shouted, letting the speakerphone amplify it. Harry was a nickname I'd once tried to use for her. It had cost me dearly. Buuut, on this occasion she rolled over. I looked at the clock. Hell! We were going to be late! Neither of us were even dressed yet!
"Ok. This calls for desperate measures." I muttered. I pulled out a horn, one of the squeezy ones that you use to start races. I crept up to where she was putting her hand under her pillow unconsciously and pressed the button on the top. It sounded out right next to her ear and she was suddenly wide awake and screaming, adding to the din which had probably now woken up half of Konoha. She fell to the floor in her haste to get out of bed and grabbed the dagger which had been resting underneath her pillow, unknown to me. She brandished it at me as I discarded the horn next to the speakerphone.
"Ok. Whoah. Put it down…..'Arry," I said with a smirk. Her eyes blazed with a fury and she started to chase me round the room and throughout our flat. I knocked over pots, pans, anything that wasn't potentially breakable to stop her from coming at me. I panicked as she leapt at me.
"WAIT!" I screamed, as she stopped in front of me, growling quietly. Well, at least she isn't snarling like I do.
"KAI DUCK!" She screamed, looking out the window.
"WHAT? WHERE?" I asked, looking around wildly. Damn I wanted a duck. Suddenly I was tackled to the floor, and Nya rolled off me.
"Douche. When I said duck, I didn't mean the animal." She said. She rolled onto her back and leaned up, resting on her elbows, and I followed her gaze to see Yamato standing in our now fucked up mini kitchen.
"Yes?" Aranya asked politely, as if nothing had happened. Yamato looked around.
"Just a reminder that school starts today, and that I have a test you need to complete. We thought you might have forgotten and we were right, judging by the looks on your faces. I shall inform them that you will be arriving soon." He said waiting for us to finish the test papers. He then vanished shortly, reminding us, yet again, that we were late.
"Fml." Aranya and I said simultaneously. We dived into our rooms and started to get ready for school faster than you could say peanutbutterjellytime.
**Aranya POV**
I smirked as I pulled Kai along to our form room. She may have been the one wide awake this morning, but now I'm up and there's no chance of going back to sleep, I'm hyper as hell.
It's amazing.
"KAI! HURRY UP! WE'RE LATE!" I screamed to her, even though she was only about a foot behind me, and there was no one else in the halls.
"IIIII KNOW." She screamed back, laughing at the 'SHHH''s we got from one of the open classrooms.
I finally found room 119, and pushed Kai into the door so it looked like she was the first one in.
"HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR YA STINKIN CROCODILE SP-ohh….uhh….hi." She said as she stumbled in, barely stopping herself from falling over. She started screaming at me, but stopped as the room fell silent. I walked in behind her, barely stopping myself from laughing, and saw the entire class staring at her, looking either confused or freaked out, understandably.
"Hey Kakashi Sensei" I said walking in and seeing him taking the register.
"WHAT? WHERE?" Kai screamed, jumping up and looking around like a lost puppy. Well. More like a lost hyena.
"Aranya, Kaitaru, I didn't realise you were in this class." He said, sounding slightly surprised. "Well class, we have to knew students in the class. Girls, would you like to introduce yourselves, and bore us with some facts?" He said to us, gesturing to the rest of the class.
"What kinda facts?" I asked him, slightly worried (I mean, have you seen the books he reads? DISturbed).
"Something you like, something you hate, interests and your hobbies." He said, pulling out his book.
I rolled my eyes and looked at Kai to see if she was willing to go first, but she was currently giving Kakashi death glares. Huh, I wonder what that's all about….anyways, I figured I'd have to introduce us both and then get Kai to say the crap about herself.
"Well, hey," I began, turning to the whole class. Damn I hated talking on front of everyone. "I'm Aranya Fenikkusu, but most people call me Nya, and this dumbass here is Kaitaru Serasi, otherwise known as Kai, fail at life, douche, or anything else along those lines." I said, smiling sweetly and nudging Kai.
"Huh? Oh yeah. What she said. Wai-HEY!" She said, finally realising what I said. "THAT WAS HARSH! Ugh, you're such a short-nosed ant eater." She said, turning her back to me. I rolled my eyes and poked her sides, making her squeal.
And you're just a silver waffle with turtle in its holes, but you don't hear me complaining." I told her, before turning back to the class and giggling at their freaked out/bemused/worried expressions. "As you can tell, she's not exactly sane. I've just…learnt her language so to speak." I told them, flipping off Kai as she glared at me.
"Bitch." She muttered, grabbing a chair from the side and sitting down on it.
"Beautiful Individual That Causes Havoc." I reminded her, smirking at her death glare. "AAANYWAYS. Umm….something I like? Music. Something I hate? Being forced to go to school when I should be fighting and kicking butt. Interests and hobbies…..music, training and playing the guitar." I said, bored. "Your turn now Kai. Budge." I said, kicking the chair from behind, effectively knocking her out of it.
"HEY! UGH QUIT DOING THA-" She began, but I cut her off.
"DUDE. CLASS. YOU. NOW." I said pointing to the sea of faces watching her.
"Oh…uhhh…hi. What am I s'posed to say?" She said, turning to me.
"Something you like, dislike, interests and hobbies."
"O…k…..uhhh….I like…crazy shizz. I dislike…..snail's having heart contests with radios, cause that's just unfair…uhh…." I zoned out as she continued rambling on, instead watching the freaked out faces of everyone around.
"Kaitaru?" Kakashi butted in, looking at the clock. It seemed the bell had rung about five minutes ago, and no one realised because Kai was STILL rambling.
"And carrot tops su-huh?" She said, coming out of her little 'Kai-land'.
"You need to shut up. And get a therapist." Kakashi told her. I laughed at his abruptness and grabbed my bag, pulling Kai out the room.
"See ya later peoples." Kai and I both called over our shoulders as we left to our first lesson.
"Ok, so first it is…Biology with….oh great." I said, not letting Kai know who it was we had first. I smirked as I imagined what it would be like when we entered the room.
I ran into the classroom, hyperaware that we were probably the last ones there, and walked up to Jiraiya-sensei's desk, smiling.
"Hey Jiraiya-sensei." I said.
"Ahh, Aranya, how nice of you to join us." He said sarcastically.
"Hey. It's not my fault Kai goes on and on." I said rolling my eyes. "Wait a sec…" I said, spinning around. Damn, I thought it was too quiet.
"Um, where are we going to sit?" I asked him, looking to the empty table he pointed to.
"Wait, we?" He said, confused.
"Yup. One sec." I said, ditching my bag at our desk, and walking out side, hooking the door back.
"KAI. GET YOUR BUTT HERE NOW." I called, not seeing her anywhere. Damn, she must've seen through the door before we went in or something. Why didn't she like Jiraiya and Kakashi? Jeesh.
I listened out to see if I could hear anything that would tell me where she is, but the halls were silent.
"DON'T MAKE ME GET YOSHI AND THE GUMMY BEARS ON YOU." I called, hearing confused murmurs coming from our class.
"KAI. YOU HAVE UNTIL THE COUNT OF THREE BEFORE I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED LAST SUMMER." I warned, smirking at the blackmail I held over her. To be honest, I wasn't sure what exactly it was that she did, just that there was something, but I didn't need to – just mentioning it usually did the trick.
Nothing.
"Ok then…" I called, walking back into the classroom. "Mind if I tell the class a story?" I said to Jiraiya, winking at him and hoping he understood what I meant. He smirked back, and nodded for me to go ahead.
"Well, last summer, K-" And That was all I had to say before Kai herself shot in the classroom, covering my mouth with her hand.
"NYA, IF YOU DARE TELL THEM ABOUT THAT, YOU WILL BE IN MORE DANGER THAN A YELLOW-TAPED BEAR IS WHEN A PAPER AIRPLANE FLIES BY." She screamed in my face.
I raised an eyebrow at her and bit her hand, pushing her off me when she screamed, and I walked over to our desk, grabbing my bag off the floor. I then pulled out a notebook and a black biro, and started drawing, ignoring Kai as she came to sit next to me.
"Bitch." She muttered again, making me smirk. Damn it was fun to irritate her.
I looked up when the class was still silent, to see half the class watching Jiraiya, and Jiraiya and the other half of the class watching me and Kai. I nudged Kai who was still trying to kill me and bury me eight feet under with her death glares.
"Huh? Oh, you can carry on now." She said, sounding stuck up and as if the world revolved around her. I swear I could almost hear my eyes rolling. I looked back down at my drawing again, slapping Kai around the back of her head. Again.
The rest of the lesson, Jiraiya-sensei told us about what we would be learning – the human body. More specifically, the female body. Something told me he liked that subject – I wasn't sure if it was the look in his eye as he talked about it, or the annoying grin every time he said something he obviously thought was amazing, but I came to the conclusion that he is, in fact, a pervert.
Great. My biology teacher is a perve.
We were let out late because Jiraiya was going on about some book he wrote – I don't think I even want to know – so I pulled Kai along as I ran, knowing she didn't really care. To be honest, I didn't care much either, but we'd been late to everything so far, and I didn't really want to make a habit of it.
Once again, I was reading the numbers on the doors as I ran, slowing down as I got to room 75. We had already done a test this morning, when Yamato came in, to see which group we would be in, and we had to go to room 73 to be told.
I knocked on the door, and walked in, seeing Shizune at a desk, with papers all around her.
"Shizune?" I asked, walking in. "Me and Kai are supposed to find out what maths set we're in." I said, waiting by the door.
"Oh! Ah, yes, um…here, let me see." She said, pulling out our tests from somewhere in her desk. "Ahh, yes, Kaitaru, you are in…..set four, with Ebisu-sensei in room 70. Aranya, you have Asuma-sensei, and are in set one, in room 66." She told us, giving us each our tests back and some papers to hand in to our teachers. We thanked her and left, both of us knocking on the door and entering our classes at the same time.
**Kai POV**
Hell. Hell. Hell. I hate being late. Oh well. I had a REASON. I scanned the door numbers. 68. 69. Aha! 70. Taking a deep breath, I looked at Nya and went in.
"E-Excuse me?" I stuttered a little, interrupting the teacher in full flow with something or other with a long mathematical term which i could not be asked to remember.
"What do you want? Some books maybe?" He asked.
"Uh no. I'm new here and apparently I'm in this class." I said, getting a little more confident at his arrogant tone. He raised his eyebrow and handed me a clean book in trade for my papers.
"Ah yes. I see now. You have a pen i presume."
"Duh." I stated, focusing on his dark glasses. I REALLY wanted to steal them.
"Sorry?"
"Uh, yes. I do Ebisu Sensei." I corrected myself. My hand twitched. I needed to see his eyes. Damn. It. I. Wanna. Steal. Glasses- NO!
"Are you going to just stand there then?" He asked, looking down through his glasses at me.
"No...I'll uh...go grab a seat." I muttered. I walked to one of the rows and sat down in a vacant seat next to that weird blonde kid in that orange suit...Hey.. Hang on a minute.
I quickly wrote a note and poked him, shoving it in his direction. Looking up to check on Ebisu Sensei he scanned the note, and his eyes widened. He looked up at me with a huge grin on his face
"You, me, staring contest. 4:00 at my flat. Got it?" I mouthed to him .He nodded with a smile and i grinned back. Not bad going so far.
"Something you don't understand there Kaytru?" Ebisu asked. I stared at him.
"It-Its Kaitaru, Sensei." I corrected him.
"That's what I said." He said to me.
"No, you said-" I argued, not seeing the 'cut' signals the blonde kid was giving me. "Look here Kaytru. If you want to go forward in life you must listen to me, and understand the important information I give you. Because-" He started to rant at me. I raised my eyebrows in shock. Not one teacher had yelled at me yet. This was the first. I kind of started to block him out and I didn't realise he had finished.
"Sorry?"
"I said, do you understand." Ebisu repeated. I heard a warning note in his voice. I then vaguely saw the blonde kid nodding his head.
"Yes Sensei. Sorry."
"May I carry on with this lesson?" He asked.
"Yes Ebisu Sensei." I repeated.
This wasn't going to be a teacher that I could mess around with. Yet. But I STILL wanted to steal his glasses. And it also seemed that I had made a friend with some blonde kid.
This could actually be fun... I thought to myself.
My thoughts then turned to Aranya. How was she doing...?
**Nya POV**
I walked over to where a man who I'm assuming to be Asuma sensei was standing, explaining quadratic equations to the class using some diagrams on the board.
"May I help you?" He asked me, looking confused.
"Uhh, yeah. I'm Aranya Fenikkusu, one of the new girls." I told him, handing him my test and the papers Shizune had given us.
"Ahh, right," He said, walking over to his desk. I followed him and stood in front of it, with my back to the rest of the class, and heard a whole load of whispering start. One person was quite loud, and I heard her telling her friend about the little incident between Kai and me in biology. I smirked at the memory.
Asuma sensei looked at my test, a quick look of shock passing over his features. I had gotten 100% on the test itself, then extra marks for all the correct working out. He gave me a book, and pointed to an empty desk on the second to last row, in front of some kid who was sleeping. Lazyarse. He then left the classroom for a few minutes, saying something about Kurenai sensei needing some help, and to get on with the exercises on the next page.
I scanned the room quickly, spotting Kankuro and Temari quickly, and recognised a girl from my previous class. I realised she was the one talking about the last lesson, and smiled at her, wanting to at least be nice.
"She doesn't look like she could shout at anyone, let alone blackmail them." I long haired guy next to her muttered. I made my expression blank and raised an eyebrow at him.
"Oh that was her alright," I heard Kankuro tell him as I walked off, "I mean, I know I wasn't there and all, but I was on the mission to accompany her and Kaitaru back from the village hidden in the flames. You should've heard them on the way home – and before that, in the village."
By this point, I had sat down and was writing my name on the front of my book, smirking to myself.
"Why, what happened?" I heard the girl say.
"When, in the village or on the way back?" Kankuro asked, soundly slightly amused. I don't blame him.
"Both." She said curiously.
"Well, let's just say you don't want Nya to wake you up – EVER – and that if you are involved in something they don't like, then get ready to be annoyed. Especially the other girl, you can never understand what she's saying. At least you can understand Nya over there." I heard him say, and saw him gesture to me out of my periphery. Sitting on the second to last row had its advantages – you could see most of the class, and because the rows were each a little bit higher than the other, I didn't even have to raise my eyes from the drawing I was currently in the middle of. I was drawing the crest that links the Fenikkusu and Serasi clan – a phoenix with its wings outstretched, with a yin and yang circle above it, but with a white dragon in the black half and black swirls in the white half. I had already finished the first few exercises, so I had nothing better to do.
"Nya? I thought the girls name was Aranya?" The long haired guy said.
"It is. But Kai – Kaitaru – called her Nya for short all the time, so that's just how we learnt it." Temari explained.
"So….they're annoying?" the girl asked nervously.
"Naah, they seem pretty okay as long as you don't do something that really pisses them off. I heard one of them say that because we're making their lives hell by bringing them here, they get to make our lives hell for the whole journey. It was actually pretty funny." Kankuro explained to them, laughing a bit.
"What do you mean, make their lives hell?" The girl asked, turning around fully in her chair and forgetting about her work.
"They didn't wanna come here. Do you guys remember the war going on between the hidden sound village, and the village hidden in the flames? It's still going on. And they were fighting in it." He said matter-of-factly.
"Seriously? I have to say, I can imagine her shouting and all, but not fighting." The girl said, making m glare into my book.
"Yeah, but you've never seen them fight." Kankuro said.
"What's that supposed to mean?" I heard the other guy say, sounding kinda edgy.
"Just that they're damn good fighters, from what we've heard." Temari explained.
"How so?"
"Well, we were told that they were originally the ones who defended the village, when a lot of the Jonin were in hospital from the surprise attacks, and you shoulda seen them when they were fighting to not come here. If their village leader hadn't stepped in when he did, Temari and I would've been in hospital at least, because they could easily have taken down our ranks. At first, when they were told, some of the ANBU refused to get involved in it, because they even admitted that they want to keep their lives. Plus, they're from the Fenikkusu and Serasi clans, and actually have the kekkei genkai."
I looked up as they stopped talking to see the long haired guy and the other girl watching me. I stared back, getting a good look at them (the guy had long brown hair and white eyes with no pupils, and had his headband actually around his forehead. The girl had two low buns, and was wearing a pink top), smirked, then carried on drawing.
"What's their kekkei genkai?" The guy asked, sounding slightly suspicious. I think I recognised his eyes as those of the byakugan, which wouldn't surprise me.
At that point, Asuma sensei walked in the classroom, blushing slightly.
"How was Kurenai, Asuma sensei?" Someone in the year above me called out.
Asuma sensei simply glared at them, then went to the whiteboard to write down the answers.
"Ever heard of Fleserai? Fire Chakra?" Kankuro asked them, copying the answers from the board.
"Vaguely…." The girl whispered back, sounding confused.
"You're telling me the girl back there and another girl in our school, have one of the most dangerous kekkei genkai?" I heard the guy say, making me laugh a bit.
"Yup." Kankuro answered, making me giggle just enough for them to hear.
For the next few minutes, I could basically feel the long haired guys eyes on me.
Because I had come into the lesson late, there was only 40 minutes left, and then about 25 minutes were wasted when Asuma-sensei left the room, so now it was the last fifteen minutes of maths before break, where I could laugh with Kai about the conversation I, and most of the class overheard.
About five minutes to the end of the lesson, we could suddenly hear shouting coming from the hallway, and I could hear some people laughing and running around outside. I recognised the laughs to Naruto and…..no way.
Asuma sensei opened the door to look outside, and the front few rows craned their necks to see what was going on, before he sighed, closed the door, and sat down again.
"NARUTO! RUN!" I heard the other person shout. The class had gone extremely quiet, everyone listening to what was going on, and when I heard Kaitaru's 'evil' laugh (because she has many laughs), I started to worry.
Then I heard a crash.
"Oh crap." I muttered, loud enough for the people around me to hear – including Kankuro and the others who were gossiping. I quickly threw all of my stuff in my bag, and put it on my shoulder.
Asuma sensei had opened the door again, and I took this as my cue. I ran down the stairs, and out of the classroom, hearing everyone else getting out of their seats to watch from the door.
As soon as I got out of the classroom, I saw hundreds of Naruto's surrounding a teacher, and Kai was standing at the end of the hall with some black glasses.
"GET HER! GET HER, SHE HAS MY GLASSES!" The teacher shouted out in a very posh voice. I could see why Kai targeted him. I debated letting him catch her himself, but with that many Naruto's, he didn't stand a chance.
"KAI! SERIOUSLY?" I called down the hallway, to where she was currently laughing her arse off. Idiot. I knew that if I ran after her, she would just run away, so I figured I'd have to use fire to catch her. Too bad I was wearing my normal clothes – a long sleeved red top, a black skirt with red hearts, and black and red stripy socks – so I didn't have any matches.
I turned back to my class who were currently in the doorway, with Asuma sensei in the middle of them.
"Sorry sensei, but she's an idiot, and a smart one at that. I'll get her don't worry," I assured him, but he still looked confused. "Dammit…Anyone have a lighter? Matches even?" I asked everyone, catching the lighter that was thrown at me, and activating my kekkei genkai.
I flicked the lighter, grabbing the flame with my eyes and throwing back the lighter, turning to Kai, who hadn't noticed me.
Using a new technique I had learnt, I made the flame a very light blue, and stretched it out, making one long coil. I then shot the coil along the floor towards Kai, wrapping it around her feet and pulling her towards me.
But she had already activated her kekkei genkai, and was trying to control the fire herself, managing to tear a bit of it off. Unlike me, however, she can only control one lot of fire at a time, because she doesn't train as often as I do. I smirked as I pretended to drop the coil, and focus on the other flame, while I was actually controlling both of them. I then shot off three more strings of fire from the flame I was holding, wrapping them all around her and bringing her back towards me.
"Seriously Kai?" I asked, laughing with her as I took the glasses from her, ran over the shoulders of the many Naruto's, and gave them back to the teacher, still laughing. I then distinguished the fire and deactivated my kekkei genkai, just as the bell for break rang.
"Blame Naruto. He told me to." She said, sulking. I turned around and raised an eyebrow at Naruto, crossing my arms.
"HEY! DON'T BLAME ME! IT WAS HER IDEA-HEY DON'T STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT ME!" He yelled, and I span around quickly, making Kai bite her tongue, making me laugh again.
"Come on idiot." I said to Kai, picking up my bag from where I had ditched it by the door. "Can I go, Asuma-sensei?" I asked him. He nodded, seeming slightly stunned, and murmured 'class dismissed' as everyone else in my class ran back to get their things. Before they left, I heard Kankuro say a quick 'told you so' to the long-haired guy and the girl, and Asuma sensei walked out, asking who our form tutor was.
**(The whole previous scene) Kai POV**
Ok. I gotta admit. He was a pretty good teacher. But i still couldn't stick him. We had 10 minutes to go...and I'd already finished the quick maths assignment we had been given...I ITCHED for something fun. I. Couldn't. Take. It.
Put it this way. It was either something fun, or a bloodbath. I nudged the blonde kid next to me.
"Hey, what's your name again? I didn't catch it." I whispered to him as he turned to me a little.
"Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki." He whispered back, a little loudly. Ebisu looked our way and we pretended to be writing until he looked back at the board. I hand signalled to him to be a little quieter.
"Well, hey. I'm Kai. I'm bored. Wanna do something fun that'll probably get us killed later?" I asked, my voice barely audible. Naruto's eyes lit up with excitement.
"That sounds like my kind of fun. What you got in mind?" He asked quietly. I thought for a minute and glanced at Ebisu Sensei. Then a grin started to slowly creep across my face.
"Got anything that can...Creep Ebisu out for a second? Like, that would have his WHOLE attention?" I asked quickly, trying to keep quiet. He thought for a minute and then nodded.
"Well, you distract him. And I'll get behind him and take his glasses and we'll run out the corridor with them. K? Get your stuff ready to make a break for it." I whispered hurriedly to him.
"Yes!" Naruto whispered a little loudly, gaining the attention of a few around us who eyed us suspiciously. We packed our things away quietly and I nudged Naruto. Directing him to Ebisu with a few nods of my head. He looked at me and we grinned together. He walked down the aisle and I ran quietly up the wall to sit behind the light on the ceiling, creeping forward with Naruto until he was directly behind Ebisu Sensei, and myself directly above him. Naruto looked up and winked at me and i nodded back. Teamwork. Suddenly I felt myself slipping. And i gulped audibly. Naruto looked up and i motioned for him to get out the way before Ebisu noticed.
"Oh flamboyant museum stitches." I said quietly. Just as I fell. As I fell i thought of a ninja rule. Always take your enemy by surprise. Good thing i could remember that. So I fell. Straight on to Ebisu Sensei who yelled as he went down.
The class basically screeched in surprise or stood up with huge smiles on their faces. One kid with two red triangles on his faces started cheering for us.
"NARUTO. GLASSES. NOW!" I yelled at him as I managed to get off of the floor and to try and get away from Ebisu. Naruto got the message and neatly picked up the glasses from where they had fallen to the floor.
"Here! You take them! Let's go!" He said, giving them to me and quickly grabbing our stuff, running out the door. Ebisu groaned a little and put one hand flat on the floor, pushing his body up a little on one arm. I looked at the glass in disbelief.
"OI! YOU STUPID SNOWKITTEHS IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER! GET GOING. I DID DO THIS FOR FREE YOU KNOW!" I shouted at them with a huge Cheshire cat like grin on my face. The class cheered and grabbed their stuff, heading for the door. Then I noticed Ebisu starting to get up. And quickly.
"Oops." I muttered, running out of the door to join Naruto in the corridor outside the classroom.
"KAITARU SERASI!" I heard Ebisu scream in fury behind me from the doorway. In between us was a LOAD of kids and i wouldn't go down without i fight. But first...Please. Give me some credit. With slow moves I put the glasses on, making me look like a Matrix character.
"Now that you have my name right Sensei, you will NEVER FORGET IT YOU SKULLHEADED APPLE-TARDED LIZARD!" I yelled at him, causing those around me to laugh in hysterics.
"GET HERE YOU BLOODY-" I never heard the rest as Naruto and I were off quicker than you could say peanutbutterjellehtime. This was because Ebisu Sensei had made a grab for us just as quick as a bullet from a freshly shot gun.
"HOLY CRRAAPPPPP!" Naruto and I screamed together as we slid down the slippery floor of the corridor, with the rest of my class behind Ebisu Sensei as he tore after us.
Naruto and I laughed hysterically as we passed lots of other classroom doors which had been left open. I then let loose my evil laugh which echoed down the corridor. Suddenly Ebisu was gaining on us.
"Holy crap. NARUTO! RUN!" I shouted at him. We ran like the fires of hell (from which i could SWEAR I was born from.).
"GET HER. GET HER, SHE HAS MY DAMN GLASSES!" Ebisu shouted. Suddenly there was a huge 'POOF' and I stood at the end of the corridor hold the glasses aloof, as a lot of shadow clone Naruto's stood between my maths teacher and I.
"Kai, Seriously?" I then heard the call of my cousin. I grinned down at her and started to build up my kekke genkai in readiness as all but WWIII broke out.
**(Later, after the epic takedown of Kai)**
Asuma turned to me.
"Who's your form tutor?" He asked me. I stayed silent and glared daggers at him. So Aranya, god damn her, took it as her cue to get me into even more trouble.
"Kakashi Sensei." She answered, smiling at me. Asuma nodded and suddenly disappeared. We stayed here like this in silence for around 5 minutes. I was bored already by now and Aranya refused to talk to me for some reason. I'd read her eyes when she'd locked onto my gaze. Hell was I gonna get ranted at later. But still.
Aranya then tried to make small talk with my posh maths teacher. The royal high-arse himself. "I'm really sorry Ebisu Sensei, she can be a bit wild but she's normally like this I guess. It'll quieten down s-"
"You don't need to apologise for me. I take full responsibility for my genius-ness!" I said indignantly to her.
"That you do." I heard Kakashi's voice from behind me. Aw maaaaan. I hated this guy so far, why now? Aranya must have seen my face because she smirked and let the ties loose instantly.
"Kakashi. I'm sure Asuma told you what happened?" Ebisu asked, still trembling with anger. The lazy teacher looked up and put his book away.
"Yeah, he told me." Kakashi confirmed.
"Good. I take my leave." Ebisu said, turning on his heel and walking back to the maths classroom further along down the hall.
"Before you try and come up with any excuses, keep it. I don't want to hear them. Yet. It's your first day and you're setting a bad example. I'll set a detention at lunch which you WILL go to. Otherwise we can resort to more drastic measures." Kakashi said bluntly with a small smile.
"But-" I started to argue back with a whole argument on my lips.
"No. Excuses. Understand?" He repeated as a final, eyes, or rather, eye, flashing dangerously.
"Yeah. Fine." I muttered, waving it away and turning to Aranya….who…had…gone.
"Oh, and what are the-" I started, turning back to Kakashi. To find he ALSO had…Gone.
"Oh gummy tissues in a fucking bobble headed ramen dog!" I muttered in annoyance, turning and running back to the flat. To where I was expecting a seriously pissed cousin.
Well, there's chapter five for you :D
Next chapter will be lesson 3, 4 and maybe a bit of five – music, free period and maybe some basic ninja techniques ;D
So please…..Review? x)
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