"Are you ready to get So Random?" The announcer said, and the studio audience went wild, as Brittany, Bell and
Eleanor walked out from behind the curtain for The Real Princesses Of New Jersey sketch. "I'm Snowy. My name
may be short, but I'm living large." Bell said in a terrible new Jersey accent. "I'm Cindy. If the shoe fits, you too can
be a princess." Brittany said, also in a terrible New Jersey accent. "I'm Beauty. With all the beauty rest I get, is it
any wonder I'm so hot?" Eleanor said, also in a terrible New Jersey accent. "We are the real princesses of New
Jersey." The girls all said in unison. The Curtain went up from behind them, and there was a palace backround. "I'm
so excited for Prince Carmen's ball, aren't you Beauty?" Bell asked. "Oh I know right? I just know Prince Carmen
will fall in love with me." Eleanor said. Bell walked forward and said to the studio audience, "Oh yeah right, like
Prince Carmen's gonna fall in love with HER. She's like three times smaller than him. It's ridiculous." Bell walked
back by Eleanor, and they walked over to the dance floor, searching for Prince Carmen. "Oh my gosh, there he is!"
Bell said. Bell and Eleanor sighed, and Jewl walked over to them wearing prince clothes. "Why hello gorgeous, may
I have this dance?" Jewl said. "You may." Bell said, and Eleanor huffed. Bell started dancing with Jewl. Brittany
walked over to Eleanor and said, "I'm here, I'm here! What'd I miss?" "Um, an invitation? Since when were YOU
invited?" Eleanor asked. Brittany smirked and said, "Oh please, the prince would never let all of this gorgeousness
go to waste." Eleanor walked over by the studio audience and said, "Oh please, I mean come on, why in the world
would Prince Carmen invite an outcast like her? It's ridiculous." Eleanor walked back to the dance floor, and
Brittany walked over to the studio audience and said, "ME missing an invitation? Just because her name's Beauty,
doesn't mean she's the only princess with it! It's ridiculous." Brittany walked back to the dance floor, and said,
"Mind if I cut in?" "Oh, not at all." Jewl said, and started dancing with Brittany. Bell huffed, and walked over to
Eleanor and said, "Who invited HER?" "Ugh, I know right? It's ridiculous." Eleanor said. After Brittany and Jewl
danced for a little bit, Eleanor walked over to them and said, "Mind if I cut in?" "Not at all." Jewl said. Eleanor and
Jewl started to dance, Brittany huffed, and walked over to Bell. "She can't just cut into my dance!" Brittany said.
"Oh really? Cuz YOU cut into MINE!" Bell said. "Well, I had a chance with him, Beauty doesn't, she's like three
times smaller than him. It's ridiculous." Brittany said. After Jewl and Eleanor danced for a while, another princess
butted into their dance, and the Jewl even kissed her! Eleanor huffed, and walked over to Bell and Brittany. "That
is so0 unfair, he is so a user!" Eleanor said. "Ugh, I know right?" Bell said. "Yeah, He just wanted to dance with
whoever came along, until he actually found someone he liked, which turned out to be that ugly jerk." Brittany
said. "It's ridiculous!" The girls all said. The curtain went down behind the girls, and the girls all said, "We are the
real princesses of New Jersey." They went backstage as the sketch ended, and the studio audience clapped. "Next
up, we have a duet by Alvin Seville, and Brittany Miller, singing Bad Boys, from their Alexandra Burke cover CD!"
the announcer said, and the audience cheered as Alvin and Brittany walked onto the stage as the music started up,
and they began to dance and sing.
Alvin started singing solo.
"(Bad Boys, Bad Boys)
Hm, Brittany Girl I know what you like
(Bad Boys, Bad Boys)
Oh, oh (Bad Boys, Bad Boys)
Hey, yeah (Bad Boys, Bad Boys)"
Brittany started singing solo.
"Some people call them players
But I'm far from terrified
Cos somehow I'm drawn to danger
And have been all of my life
It feels my heart's divided
Half way 'tween wrong and right
I know I'm playing with fire
But I don't know why
Yeah the bad boys are always catching my eye
(Ooh Way, Ooh Wah)
I said the bad boys are always spinning my mind
(Ooh Way, Ooh Wah)
Even though I know they're no good for me
It's the risk I take for the chemistry
With the bad boys always catching my eye
(Ooh Way, Ooh Way, Ooh Wah)
Oooooh, bad boys
Some think it's complicated
But they're straight up fun for me
I don't need no explanation
It's nothing more than what you see here
My heart still feels divided
Halfway 'tween wrong and right
I know I'm playing with fire
But I don't know why
Yeah the Bad Boys are always catching my eye
(Ooh Way, Ooh Wah)
I said the bad boys are always spinning my mind
(Ooh Way, Ooh Wah)
Even though I know they're no good for me
It's the risk I take for the chemistry
With the bad boys always catching my eye
(Ooh Way, Ooh Way, Ooh Wah)"
Alvin started singing solo again.
"I know you want me shawty cos I'm a (bad boy)
Hey s-shawty can't help it she so so addicted to them
rougher fellas
With even the alphabet she only sings the crooked
Letters
Let mamma take all the risks
For that chemistry she like them tougher than leather
By any means necessary, girl
She likes them ruthless, that's my world
It's not the news it's what I heard
To get them more the merrier
It's not a big surprise
I know them bad boys catch your eyes
Look at her walk when I go in disguise
You'll have them shawty don't worry you fly"
Brittany started singing solo again.
"Yeah the Bad Boys are always catching my eye
(Ooh Way, Ooh Wah)
I said the bad boys are always spinning my mind
(Ooh Way, Ooh Wah)
Even though I know they're no good for me
It's the risk I take for the chemistry
With the bad boys always catching my eye
(Ooh Way, Ooh Wah)
Yeah the Bad Boys are always spinning my mind
(Ooh Way, Ooh Wah)
I said the Bad Boys are always catching my eye
(Ooh Way, Ooh Way, Ooh Wah)
Bad boys, bad boys!"
Brittany ended, and Alvin and Brittany posed dramatically, as the music stopped, and the studio audience clapped
as Alvin and Brittany took a bow. "Give it up for So Random!" The announcer said, as Alvin, Brittany, Jewl, Bell, and
Eleanor all took a bow. The studio audience clapped, and the show ended. "Great show guys!" Theodore said.
"Thanks." The teens all said. "So, wasn't it awesome to perform your first sketch Ele and Jewl?" Sonny asked, and
Eleanor and Jewl nodded, grinning. Eleanor looked around the room and said, "Where's Zora and Jeanette?"
"Check the sarcophagus and the vent." Simon said, not looking up from his book. Eleanor opened the sarcophagus
and saw Zora, then walked over to the vent, and saw Jeanette reading her book in there. "Special delivery for
Brittany and Bell Miller and Alvin and Jewl Seville." Marshall said over the loudspeaker. "Oo, a special delivery!"
Brittany said, and Brittany, Bell, Alvin, and Jewl walked over to Marshall's office, where Marshall was talking to
Chad. "Chad? What are you doing here?" Jewl asked. "Oh, I'm here to deliver your special delivery." Chad replied.
"Which is?" Brittany asked. "A tour of the Mackenzie Falls studio." Chad said. Brittany, Jewl, and Bell all shrieked,
and Alvin said, "Wait! Mack Falls is the enemy of So Random, the show we're guest starring on." "Yes, but there's
no one ever said you have to stay away from the set right?" Chad asked. "Well, when you put it that way, let's go!"
Alvin said. Chad grinned, his plan was working! Chad took the teens over to the Mackenzie Falls half of the studio,
introduced them to the cast, and gave them the tour. "oh my gosh, it's Chloe!" Brittany squealed. "And there's
Penelope!" Bell shrieked. Everyone was being extra nice to the teens. "And finally, here's the pocket watch we'll be
using in the next episode of Mackenzie Falls. It's an episode where this Penelope hypnotizes Chloe into hating
Mackenzie, so she can have him for himself." Chad explained, showing them the watch, and lazily swinging it back
and forth, back and forth, back and forth. The teens yawned, and Chad grinned at their sleepy faces. Just a little
more swinging, and they'd be ready for their command. As the teens eyes closed, Chad said, "When I snap my
fingers, you will star on Mackenzie Falls instead of So Random." Chad said, then snapped his fingers. The tens eyes
shot open, and Chad said, "Well, that concludes our tour. Say, is there any way you teens may have changed your
minds about starring on Mack Falls?" Chad asked. "Aw Chad, as if we'd ever turn down an offer like that! Of course
we'd be honored to star on Mack Falls." Bell said. "Cool, see you guys tomorrow then." Chad said. Chad grinned as
the teens walked away. His plan was working, and Mackenzie Falls would be more popular than So Random. But
this wasn't all he was going to get out of his plan, no, this plan would do so much more.