"Are you ready to get So Random?" The announcer said, and the crowd cheered. The curtain went up for the Dolphin Boy sketch. Jewl and
Theodore were sitting beside each other at school, working on a science project. "There she is man." Theodore said to Jewl, staring at Eleanor,
who was working on her science project across from them. "Go on man, ask her if she needs help with her project." Jewl said. "Oh, I don't know,
what about our project?" Theodore asked. "I can do it myself, go on." Jewl said. "Ok, here I go." Theodore said. Theodore walked over to
Eleanor, and said, "Hi Kaitlin, do you need help with your science project?" Theodore asked. Eleanor smiled at him and said, "Sure Dolphin Boy,
thanks!" Theodore sat down by her, and Eleanor said, "I'm trying to make these flowers grow extra big." Theodore nodded, and said, "I'll water
them." Theodore bent down, and sprayed water from his blowhole. But he was so nervous about impressing Eleanor, he just kept spraying, and
the water started to flow out of the flower pots! "Dolphin Boy! Dolphin Boy!" Eleanor said. "Yes?" Theodore said, turning to Eleanor, and
accidentally sprayed water all over, and it pushed Eleanor all the way to the back of the room! The curtain closed as the sketch ended. "Next up,
Bell Miller takes the stage, singing Who Said, from the Chipettes' Hannah Montana cover CD!" the announcer said. The audience cheered, as
Bell walked onto the stage as the music started up, and she started to dance and sing. "I'm more than just Your average munk, I'd like to turn
me up And show the world. Aw yea. Cuz some can talk to the talk, But this munk, just wants to rock. I'm individual, I'm not like anyone, I can be
glam-or-ous Just like you see in all the magazines, I can be cool as ice, Or anything I wanna be. Who said, who said I can't be Superman? I say, I
say That I know I can. Who said, who said I won't be President? I say, I say You ain't seen nothin' yet. Aw yea. Yeaaaa. You wanna make some
noise, Every girl has her choice, To lead their own parade I do it my way. Ooooww... I can be somethin' sweet, Or louder than the radio. Louder
than the radio. I can be sophis-ti-cated, Or totally go, Outta control! Who said, who said I can't be Superman? I say, I say, That I know I can. Who
said, who said, I'm not electrifying? I say, I say, … There's no holding back. Hangin' right on track, Cuz you control the game, So let them know
your name. There's no limitation, on imagination. Imaginate! Yea! Who said, who said I can't be worldwide? I say, I say Time is on my side. Who
said, who said I can't be 10 feet tall I say, I say That I can have it all Who said, who said I can't be Superman I say, I say That I know I can Who
said, who said I won't be president? I say, I say You ain't seen nothin' yet. You ain't seen nothin' yet. Whoooa. Ayeaa. Who said? Come on!
Ayeaa. That's right!" Bell ended, posed dramatically, and bowed as the audience clapped. "Give it up for So Random!" The announcer said, and
the crowd cheered as Jewl, Bell, Theodore, and Eleanor bowed. The curtain closed and the show ended. "You guys were amazing!" Sonny said,
grinning. "Thanks Sonny." The teens said. "Theo, wasn't it so exciting to be in your first sketch?" Sonny asked, and Theodore nodded. "Hey,
where's Grady?" Jewl asked. The sarcophagus opened, and Zora said, "He said he had some sort of lunch to attend in the café." Zora closed the
sarcophagus. She suddenly swung the sarcophagus open again, sniffed and said, "Evil." Everyone looked at the door, but no one was there. The
vent opened, and Dakota peeked out. "Evil! What are you doing in my vent!" Zora said, her face burning. "You weren't using it, so I decided to
snoop around and see what the life of a loser was like." Dakota said. Zora started barking at Dakota, who fell out of the vent, and crashed onto
the floor. Zora normally would have laughed, but kept barking, and started running towards Dakota. Luckily, Eleanor caught her before she got
to Dakota. "Zora, bad girl! Stop! Sit!" Jeanette commanded, while Eleanor continued to hold on to Zora, who eventually sat on the couch, but
kept glaring at Dakota. "Anyway, you'll never believe what sorts of thing you can discover when you're slithering through the vents, and you
stumble upon places like the cafeteria." Dakota grinned, evilly, then said, "Not only are there interesting places, but there are interesting
people too. Like Chad and Grady. You can discover things that would blow your mind, like.." Dakota started, but Bell suddenly said, "Oh my
gosh you guys, I totally forgot that Marshall wanted us to present our final sketch to him right away! Come on, he wants everyone." The
Randoms all nodded, and Brittany called after them, "We'll meet you there!" Once it was just the munk teens and Dakota, Simon said, 'Alright
Dakota, what did you see, and tell the truth." Dakota grinned, and said, "Oh nothing much, except Chad and Grady holding hands under the
table they were sitting at, and then they went to the bathroom, so I slithered through the vents so I could spy on them in the bathroom, and
they were kissing." The munk teens gasped, and Jewl said, "How do we know you're telling the truth?" Jeanette sighed and said, "It's no use, I
don't think even Dakota could make up something like that." Dakota grinned and said, "Anyway, I have a picture." Dakota pulled a picture out
of her pocket, of Grady and Chad kissing in the bathroom. "I also heard that Simon and Theodore here, helped Chad get the courage to confess
his love to Grady, and then spilled the beans to the other Chipmunks and Chipettes." Dakota continued. The teens' mouths all dropped. "So
now all that's left, is for me to tell my daddy, and Grady and Chad will be fired, as will you from your days of guest starring on So Random. I can
even make sure that the public never sees any of the episodes that you guys starred on." Dakota finished. "Why would you do that?" Theodore
asked, shocked. "Easy. Grady stole Chad from me, so he gets fired. Chad broke my heart for a guy, so he gets fired. Simon and Theodore helped
Chad confess his love, and make them an official couple, so they get fired. The rest of you knew about everything, and support it, so you get
fired." Dakota stated simply. "First of all, it's not Grady's fault that Chad has a crush on him." Alvin said, glaring at Dakota. "Second of all, You're
what, like ten? You never had a chance with Chad in the first place." Brittany said, glaring at Dakota. "Third of all, we only helped Chad do
something that he eventually would have done anyway." Simon said, glaring at Dakota. "Finally, the rest of us didn't do anything because…"
Jewl started. "Why? Because you guys are gay yourselves? Only it's worse in your case, since you're all brothers." Dakota interrupted. The teens
all gasped. "How did YOU know that?" Alvin asked, shocked. "Simple. This isn't the first time I've slithered around in the vents. I've been spying
on all eight of you ever since you got here. It doesn't take long, and it doesn't only happen once either." Dakota said, grinning evilly. "So as a
double punishment, I'm going to tell my daddy to make sure the public is let in on your little secret." Dakota added. "You wouldn't!" Jewl said,
shocked. "Oh, but I would." Dakota said, cackling evilly. The same question rang in the chipmunk's heads : what are we going to do now?