"Are you ready to get So Random?" The announcer said, and the studio audience cheered. The curtain went up for the Roadkill McGill's
Roadside Diner sketch. Alvin and Simon walked over to a red truck. "Hey homie, look at this! Roadkill McGill's roadside Diner." Alvin called over
to Simon, reading the sign on the truck. "Who's Roadkill McGill?" Simon asked, and Alvin shrugged. 'Why, that'd be me!" Theodore said,
jumping out from behind the truck. Alvin and Simon both jumped. "Well, howdy there, I'm Roadkill McGill, and if you're lookin for a meal, we
got it cooking on the grill from under someone's wheel!" Theodore said. Jeanette poked her head out of the truck's window and said, "Good
one Pa!" Theodore smiled at her and said, "I'll tell you what!" Theodore turned back to Alvin and Simon and asked, "So, what can I get you
boys?" "Um, what do you have on the menu?" Simon asked, politely. "Well, we have roasted squirrel.." Theodore started. "EW! You have
roasted squirrel? What do you cook it on anyways?" Alvin asked, looking for a stove. "Why, on the carburetor of course!" Theodore said.
"Good one Pa!" Jeanette said, peeking her head out of the truck. "I'll tell you what!" Theodore said, smiling at Jeanette. "Ew, that is so gross."
Alvin said. "Come on homie, be polite." Simon said. Alvin sighed and said, "Do you have anything normal?" "Well, we got toasted chipmunk,
fresh from under a tow truck's wheels!" Theodore said, proudly. "EW! Not only are you people disgusting, you're cannibals too!" Simon said,
and Alvin said, "What happened to being polite, homie?" Simon glared at him, and Theodore said, "Naw, see, we only eat smaller, non talking
chipmunks. Course none of them talk once they're run over!" Theodore said. "Good one Pa!" Jeanette said, peeking her head out of the truck's
window. "I'll tell you what!" Theodore said, smiling at Jeanette. "Ok, do you people have chicken nuggets?" Alvin asked, and Simon said, "I'll
have the same." Theodore nodded and called to Jeanette, "Two orders of chicken nuggets lil darling!" Jeanette peeked her head out of the
truck window and said, "But Pa, we're fresh out of chicken nuggets!" Just then, a chicken crossed the road, and a semi drove past, and there
was a loud SPLAT! "Hey Pa, why did that chicken cross the road?" Jeanette asked. "To be served up at Roadkill McGill's Roadside Diner!"
Theodore said, and Theodore high fived Jeanette. Theodore turned back to Alvin and Simon and said, "Not only do you get fresh chicken
nuggets, but this one's got extra ketchup!" Theodore said. Alvin and Simon turned green, and Jeanette said, "Good on Pa!" Theodore grinned at
her and said, "I'll tell you what, tell ya what!" The curtain closed, as the sketch ended. "Next up, Jewl Seville takes the stage, singing Paparazzi,
from the chipmunks' Lady Gaga Cover CD!" The announcer said, and the crowd cheered, as Jewl walked up on stage. The music started up, and
Jewl started to dance and sing. "We are the crowd, We're coming out, Got my flash on it's true, Need that picture of you, It's so magical We'd
be so fantastic, oh. Leather and jeans, Garage glamorous, Not sure what it means, But this photo of us It don't have a price, Ready for those
flashing lights. 'Cause you know that baby I- I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me. Papa-Paparazzi. Baby there's no other
superstar, You know that I'll be, your- Papa-Paparazzi. Promise I'll be kind, But I won't stop until that girl is mine. Baby you'll be famous, Chase
you down until you love me. Papa-Paparazzi. I'll be your boy backstage at your show, Velvet ropes and guitars, Yeah cause you're my rockstar in
between the sets, Eyeliner and cigarettes. Shadow is burnt, yellow dance and return, My lashes are dry - purple teardrops I cry, It don't have a
price, Loving you is Cherry Pie. 'Cause you know that baby I, I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me. Papa-Paparazzi. Baby there's
no other superstar, You know that I'll be your Papa-Paparazzi. Promise I'll be kind, But I won't stop until that girl is mine. Baby you'll be famous,
Chase you down until you love me. Papa-paparazzi. Real good, We're dancing in the studio, Snap-snap, to that shizz on the radio, Don't stop, for
anyone. We're plastic but we still have fun! I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me. Papa-Paparazzi. Baby there's no other
superstar, You know that I'll be your Papa-Paparazzi. Promise I'll be kind, But I won't stop until that girl is mine. Baby you'll be famous, Chase
you down until you love me. Papa-paparazzi!" Jewl finished, posed dramatically, and bowed, as the audience clapped. "Give it up for So
Random!" the announcer said, as Alvin, Simon, Jewl, Theodore, and Jeanette all bowed, and the audience cheered. "You guys were great!"
Eleanor said. "Thanks Ele." The teens all said. "Where are the Randoms?" Jewl asked. "Don't worry, they're on their lunch break." Brittany said.
"Good. So, what are we supposed to do about Dakota?" Alvin asked. Simon cleared his throat, and everyone looked at him. "I've been doing
some research about Dakota, and the things she tells her dad to tell the public. Did you know that Mandi was fired?" Simon asked. The teens'
mouths dropped. "But I thought that she quit!" Bell said. "Yes, I know, that's a story the studio made up, so that So Random wouldn't be shut
down. In "truth," Dakota said that Mandi was having a love affair with Dakota's pet bunny, Floppy Ears." Simon said. "Who makes up something
like that?" Theodore asked, shocked. "Obviously, Dakota. I'm not surprised either, most people make up rumors that aren't believable, but if
you really want to hurt someone, you make up a rumor so big, that it has to be believed."Simon said. "So Random wasn't shut down, because
Marshall tried to tell Mr. Condor that there was no way that it was true, but Mr. Condor said that there was no way his "perfect little angel"
would lie about something like that. So, they made a compromise that So Random would continue to air on Disney Channel, as long as Mandi
was replaced." Simon finished. "Oh my gosh, can you believe the NERVE of that little girl?" Eleanor said. The other teens shook their heads,
and Simon said, "It was clear, from what I read, that Dakota had a "bad feeling" about Mandi, ever since she came to Condor Studios."
Everyone stood there, speechless, until Alvin suddenly snapped his fingers and said, "THAT'S IT!" the teens looked at Alvin, startled, and Alvin
said, "I know how to fix everything!" Alvin told the teens his plan. Alvin and Brittany went to go find Dakota, while Theodore and Eleanor went
to go find Mr. Condor. Jewl and Bell hid in the vent with a video camera, while Simon and Jeanette found the pictures of Chad and Grady in
Zora's sarcophagus, and went to go destroy them. Alvin, Brittany, and Dakota walked into the prop room. "So Dakota, We're here to plead our
case with you." Alvin said, trying to sound desperate. Dakota rolled her eyes, and said, "Forget it Seville, you're dead." Brittany put her hands
on her hips and said, "Fine, then we'll just tell your dad that you're lying." Dakota laughed and said, "Oh please Miller, my daddy would NEVER
take your word over mine! My daddy's too retarted to know when I'm lying anyway." "Oh really?" Alvin and Brittany said in unison, raising their
eyebrows in disbelief. "Yeah, like take for instance, when I accused Mandi of having a love affair with Floppy Ears! Sheer genius is what that lie
was! And of course, my daddy fell for it, and now she's fired, just like you'll be when I'm finished with you!" Dakota said, and started to cackle.
Just then, Theodore, Eleanor, and Mr. Condor walked in, and Dakota turned on her charm. She smiled sweetly at Mr. Condor, and said, "Hi
daddy! Are you having a good day?" Mr. Condor smiled at her, and said, "Why yes angel, I am." "Well you won't be soon. Because your
daughter is a liar!" Jeanette said, as her and Simon walked into the prop room. "What is the meaning of this! That is the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard!" Mr. Condor said, angrily. "Oh is it? Then just take a look at this tape." Bell said, as she and Jewl climbed out of the vent.
Everyone crowded around Mr. Condor, as he watched the tape. When it ended, Mr. Condor looked at Dakota and said, "Dakota…" "Wait daddy,
I can explain! They made me say that, and the chipmunks have a crushes on each other, and we need to delete their episodes of So Random,
and we have to warn the public!" Dakota said. Mr. Condor sighed and said, "That's quite enough out of you young lady." "No, daddy, you don't
understand! Chad and Grady have crushes on each other, thanks to the chipmunks, and I bet that they edited that video to make it look worse,
and I have pictures to prove it!" Dakota said. Dakota opened the sarcophagus, then went pale, when she saw that they were gone. "But they
were there! They probably hid them somewhere!" Dakota said, and started to frantically search the prop house. After a while, Mr. Condor said,
"Dakota Condor, I think we've all had enough of your lies to last us a lifetime. You are to go home immediately! And tell the limo driver to take
you to the house with NO ocean view!" Dakota's face fell, and she screamed, "I HATE MY LIFE!" she stormed out of the room. "I apologize, kids."
Mr. Condor said. "That's ok Mr. Condor." The Chipmunks said. Just then, Miss Miller drove her car into the prop room and screamed, "HELP!
THE POLICE ARE CHASING ME!" Everyone stared at her, and she started cracking up, and screamed, "JUST KIDDING! NOW THAT'S
COMEDY!" Everyone just stared at her, and Mr. Condor said, "No need to yell ma'am, we're all right here." "EH?" Miss Miller screamed, and
the teens slapped their foreheads.