I believe it's been what...?? Like 6 years since my last update. Yeah, I know, I suck. But I have been dealing with some seriosu issues and just could not write anything worth letting you folks read. So I'm really sorry about that. But none the less, Here I am. In all my sucky glory. Admit it, you love me anyway, or just lie cos at the moment I just need an ego bust. I'm gonna stop before I go into my really, really, really long ramble about the spin-off. I was pleasantly suprised, and lets just leave it there.

Now, Go & Read, Broaden Your Minds, & Then Go REVIEW!! lol

High School With Scalpels, Chapter 5: What's Goin' Down Part 1.


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Meredith Grey slammed her tray onto the stainless steel table of the cafeteria.

"This is ridiculous." she stated, flopping down onto a chair beside Christina.

They rest of the occupants of the table looked up, wanting an explanation for her sudden outburst. Of course they had learned by now that explanations came few and far between. With Meredith.

"What are you talking about. This is the first time in weeks there's been any food worth eating in this god forsaken brat hole." Alex grumbled, swiping Meredith's cookie off her tray seeing as she was in no mood for eating.

"I'm sorry did you just say brothel?" Izzie asked incredulously. The contents of George's mouth instantly exploded., causing the group at the table to all jump and duck for cover.

"George. Milk. Coming from your nostrils. That's nasty." said Christina as she and Izzie threw a bunch of napkins at him.

Alex shook his head in disgust. "No, I said brat hole. Get your mind out the gutter crack whore." he said shooting Christina a look. She quickly reciprocated with a look the clearly stated, Bite-Me.

Meredith looked between the group and sighed. "No." she began,. "I meant that I've been here for nearly two months already and, and guess what?" the others all shrugged and gave her blank looks. "I'm still here." Meredith said exasperated.

At this the others all groaned and let out noises of disapproval. All two months long the only thing Meredith had considered worth talking or thinking about was the fact that after two months she would be gone and would no longer have to deal with the brat hole they now considered school.

"What was so fantastic about living in Boston anyway?" Izzie asked curiously. For two months all they had heard about was 'how much living in Seattle sucks.' Yet they had still to see a reason why.

"I mean it's hardly like you had boys like that back home." Christina stated, pointing her fork in the direction of a group of seniors. Instantly Meredith felt her cheeks heat up. George and Alex snorted.

"I can't believe you guys are still falling all over them. They're just people. Like you or me." Alex stated, his eyes glanced over to Izzie with a small hint of sadness showing.

The three girls all turned and stared at Alex as if he had suddenly grown wings. To them. They were not just boys. They were Derek Shepherd and Mark Sloan. Untouchable. Deliciously gorgeous. They were the reason Meredith and hadn't totally lost her mind so far. Unfortunately they held the same god like status to almost every single female species in the entire school.

"I wonder who they're going to the Halloween Dance with." Izzie mused.

At this Alex's eyes lit up. He was up to something. What, they didn't know yet. But they were sure as hell going to find out.

"Your up to something. Spill." Christina demanded. She did not approve of being clueless to these peoples games. She was always on top. To stay that way she needed to keep her finger on the pulse so to speak.

"I have no idea what your talking about." Alex shrugged. No way was he letting these fools in on the plan. If the others found out he would never get on Sloan's good side. That was all he cared about. Crack Sloan and crack them all. He would do it. Who cared if he left people out on the way. The friends he'd make and the people he'd know when he got to the top would more than make up for what he was leaving behind.

"Your so lying. I know you are. So just spill it or risk death to hormonal teenage girls. And I mean seriously hormonal." Izzie said raising her eyebrows dangerously high.

"I don't know what your talking about. And even if I did, which I don't. What would make you think I'd tell you?" He retorted. He watched their faces and leaned back in his chair with a satisfied smirk on his face.

"Because I'm not afraid to do this." said Christina suddenly. She sprang up from her seat and before anyone had a chance to react was nearing the tables a group of seniors were sitting at.

The group looked up upon her arrival.

'She's either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid.' Addison Montgomery thought to herself. She smiled at the dark haired girl when she reached the table.

"Hey" she said curiously.

The rest of the people at the table looked up with similar expressions of curiosity. That was most likely because half of the occupants at the table made it their mission to copy and replicate everything Addison Forbes Montgomery said and did. To them the girl could go for shit behind a ditch and still be the epitome of coolness for them. Poor fools. How she stilled managed to be completely down to earth was a testament to the human psyche in itself.

"You guys are planning something. It's something big. Otherwise you wouldn't have told Evil Spawn about it." She got straight to the point.

Addison, Derek and Mark shared looks of silent approval.

"I like you. You don't take crap from anyone. I like it." Mark said nodding in approval. Derek and Addison also nodded in agreement.

"She's in." They said in unison.

Christina looked between the three in utter confusion. She didn't want to be in on anything. She just wanted to one up Karev. Otherwise it was no fun.

"Oh, no. I don't want 'in' on anything. I just wanted to watch him squirm." She explained .

"I like her even more." Addison smiled wickedly.

"Welcome to Hell." Mark and Derek muttered.

Addison promptly reached out and smacked the two upside the head. Both sent her looks of mock hate. She stuck her tongue out at them in retaliation.

"Stop calling me Satan. I prefer to be called 'Ruler Of All That Is Evil'. she smirked.

Before Christina of either of the 'Delicious Twins' as Izzie had taken to calling them, could respond they were interrupted by a stampede across the atrium.

Meredith, George, Izzie and Alex almost collided with the table before all starting to shout and yell at once.

"Shut up!" Addison and Christina yelled at the same time. They both shared looks of mutual respect as the four instantly fell silent.

"Well, children what's the problem?" Christina asked looking them all up and down.

Under the critical eyes of the senior class men the four shifted nervously.

"Izzie has something she wants to tell you." George announced, elbowing Izzie who was standing to his right.

Izzie looked panicked for a second. "Meredith needs to tell you something." She said nudging Meredith to her right.

"Me!?" Meredith exclaimed. She felt her cheeks turn a bright shade of pink when Mark and Derek's eyes looked up at her expectantly. Addison caught the blushing and couldn't help but smile.

"Looks like someone's got a crush." She said in a sing song voice. Meredith's cheeks instantly grew redder. Addison rolled her eyes at the snickers coming from the group of shallow morons behind her.

"I was talking about you airhead." She stated pointing a finger at a peroxide blond who almost choked on her diet coke from the horror associated with getting on Satan's bad side.

"We all know you have the hots for…What was it you called him again?" She asked Christina nodding her head in George's direction.

"Bambi." the three girl mumbled while staring pointedly at their shoes.

"Right. Bambi. Anyway, don't bother acting all high and mighty. We all know you've got dirty in your eyes right now." She said arching a perfectly shaped eyebrow.

"There are no high horses here." Derek informed the five smiling dreamily at them.

"What was it you wanted to tell us Meredith?" Mark asked smiling invitingly up into her big blue-gray eyes.

"Uhm…..A-Alex has a-a secret, that he wouldn't tell us and Cristina decided she'd come over here and figure it out for us. Or prove to Alex that we, that we should know what it is. If, a-ahm… if he's even got one that is. But we figured you would all know something about it because you're the Delic-."

"Meredith!" Izzie exclaimed suddenly cutting her off and forcing her to tear her eyes away from the deep infinite blue of Derek's eyes.

"You're rambling." Christina stated.

"Yeah, I think we got that much." Derek said laughing softly.

'He's got a great laugh.' the female population seemed to swoon in unison.

Addison rolled her eyes at the various sighs that echoed around her. She was used to the reaction her two best friends had on girls. Not that she didn't think they were gorgeous looking, oh no, she quiet fancied them really. She was just better at hiding it. She knew how to hide a lot of things. It was her specialty.

Now lets see if she could share that special talent with those foetuses that Mark and Derek seemed to like so much. If they messed this up, heads would roll. That was just a fact. Satan doesn't make nice with people who mess up her plans.

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So yeah, I pulled a Shonda and I'm doing a 2 parter, just because I can...other then that I don't have much to say except that I have a 3 day weekend wooooooo and I should get the 2nd part of this up much sooner than this one was.

REVIEW please!!...Wheither you hate it or love it I wanna know, So review and make me smile, because the sun's gone in ad I'm hungry and lonely lol.

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