I've been getting a lot of great reviews so thank you ! Midnight Vampire 333s the ending is going to have Mary-Lynette but I'm not gonna spoil it!
Ash walked into Jez and Morgead's room to ask Jez for his turquoise 2 karat golden earrings when it dawned on him. Why not get the two of them out? He heard their footsteps coming up the stairs and hide under the pillows and blankets on their already messy bed, thanking Hecate that he hadn't had any warm milk.
Around 1:00 Am that night Jez and Morgead headed up to their room, tired from kicking each other's ass.
After both taking a shower, they plopped onto the bed and flipped on the TV. "Tee-heeeheh"
Jez lifted her head from Morgead's chest. Her eyes, finding nothing suspicious about the room, rested on Morgead.
"Bad Morgead! No more shopping for you! It's made you weak!" she hissed the last word.
(Read Bad Habits chapter 3 if you don't get it!)
"What? It wasn't me! And you weren't complaining when I got you those UGGs!" her thickheaded soul mate pointed out.
"Tee-hehehe"
"MORGEAD!"
"I swear it wasn't me!"
"Then where the hell is it coming from?"
From under the pillows Ash's bruised hand, complementary of Morgead's big ass head, stretched out the comforter to hit Jez's hand. Closer, closer. Damn! Morgead's bare thigh blocked his hand.
"Why Jez if you wanted me that badly you could've just asked," he told her in a seductively sarcastic voice and wagged his eyebrows.
"Ewww Morgead!" she smacked his arm. God you have no idea sister, Ash thought as the other horny male readjusted his head on the pillows, hitting Ash up the chin.
That made Ash angry.
"ASH REDFERN ANGRY! RAWR!"
With a warrior cry he busted out of the pillow pile throwing the other vamp across the room. The shocked Wild Power had her eyebrows up questioning whatever was left of his sanity. Ash leaped with his arms outstretched. His new target: Destroy the Wild Power…'s hands.
But in the air Morgead knocked his side and they both tumbled against the wall. With Ash's hands atop Morgead's. Ash stood up panting for breath and pointed at Jez's hands. "You…I'll be back," he gasped then ran out in vampie speed.