Inside of the stuffy elevator, Ash screamed as Gillian slapped him across the face with the raw chicken leg. "Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" he shrieked. "Wait why is it wet? Oh. My. Goddess. I just got my face exfoliated! Do you know how long 3 facials take?"
"Shut up," David said, obviously amused.
Gillian looked back to Ash and slapped him again with the now cold chicken.
"You think it's funny to try to… kill me….with nuts….huh?" she yelled at him adding in extra slaps between words. "Or…try to…kill…my soulmate…with damn…Cds? Her words brought back the shameful memories of defeat to David.
Him and James were driving back home after a long mission listening to Jai Ho by the Pussicat Dolls when it attack the car. Their first indication of ambush was when about 20 copies of Justin Bieber's My World 5.0 came flying at the them. James, in fear of the girlish little chipmunk, jumped out of the car leaving David inside. The little circular sharps pierced through the window. Matrix David leaped through the sun roof and began dodging the incoming Biebers by mere inches as the car swiveled on without a driver. One disk cut a straight line through his dark hair.
"Damn," he swore as he dodged the next line of Cds, "This shiz got for real!''
Suddenly Ash appeared behind him with more Cds in between his fingers and a ninja band across his forehead. David tried to run as Ash tackled him to the hood of the car. He quickly stuck his hands in his pockets so that the insane vamp couldn't get them out. The frustrated Ash ripped off his pants and smacked his hands out. Then the car hit a tree and exploded into flames. James tried to pull David out but Ash pushed his hands out sending David rolling down a hill.
Gillian saw the fear in David's eyes. The chicken leg in her hand burst into a flames of witch fire. She advanced on Ash, but luckily for him the elevator stopped and the doors opened. Gillian grinned in knowledge of what was in store for him. She tossed the burned meat to Team Chosen who was looking exceptionally fierce today.