This one is a request from a while ago so here it is.

A little Less Sixteen Candles a Little More touch me by fall out Boy. And it's Edward telling his family about Bella. And the quotes are Bella.

I confess, I messed up
dropping "I'm sorry" like you're still around (He's very sorry when he leaves her in New Moon.)
And I know you dressed up
"hey kid you'll never live this down" (Bella dressed up for the prom. And she also thought she'd never live it down.)

'Because you're just the girl all the boys want to dance with (All of the boys at Forks wanted to dance with Bella.)
And I'm just the boy who's had too many chances

I'm sleeping on your folk's porch again, dreaming (He can't sleep and he wouldn't sleep on the porch anyway, but still.)
She said, she said, she said, "Why don't you just drop dead?" (He can't exactly, but she would defiantly like to.)

I don't blame you for being you (Edward actually loves the fact that Bella is Bella.)
But you can't blame me for hating it (He doesn't hate it completely but you get the point.)
So say, what are you waiting for?
Kiss her; kiss her (He can't wait to kiss her.)
I set my clocks early 'cause I know I'm always late (He's never late, but he comes up very short in New Moon.)

Write me off, give up on me (Oh he would LOVE that.)
Cause darling, what did you expect
I'm just a lost cause
a long shot, don't even take this bet (And being a vampire with his La Tua Cantante e.g. his "singer" must be a verryyy long shot.)

You can make all the moves, you can aim all the spotlights
Get all the sighs and the moans just right (This reminds me of the scene in New Moon where Edward and Bella are watching Romeo and Juliet.)

I'm sleeping on your folk's porch again, dreaming
she said, she said, she said, "Why don't you just drop dead?"

I don't blame you for being you
but you can't blame me for hating it
so say, what are you waiting for?
Kiss her, kiss her
I set my clocks early 'cause I know I'm always late

(always on, always on)
You said you'd keep me honest (She wishes she could keep him honest.)
(Always on, always on)
But I won't call you on it (I wouldn't either.)
(Always on, always on)

I don't blame you for being you
but you can't blame me for hating it
so say, what are you waiting for?
Kiss her, kiss her
I set my clocks early 'cause I know I'm always late

I set my clocks early 'cause I know I'm always late