We've reached the second chapter, in which I attempt to add more quantity to my quality (and fail miserably) and the original gayness of the plot from oxytreza is realized.

Doom. Dooooooooooom!

HiNaBN © Tessa Stone, TBBT © Not Me, Original AU © oxytreza, Craptastic writing and OOC moments © Me

Chapter 2: Adjusting to the Accommodations

Alright, so I was unpacking in my new room (which the ginger kid showed me after getting me introduced), just trying to get the feel of things. So, I was going to study some crazy-ass science that I barely knew about, I had to make near perfect grades on this strange new subject if I wanted to stay in college, and now I was living with two freakish foreigners and a hyperactive midget. I would have to deal with that and nail a part-time job to pay for it all.
Lovely, fucking lovely.

I finished unpacking and was staring at my closet in frustration when Hanna stopped in the doorway.

"Hey, Ves!" he called cheerfully. "I'm heading down to stock up on food, you want to come?"

I would've said no, or just ignored him, but I started to worry that his face would fall off or something if he kept smiling like that. God, you have no idea how much a person can contort their face until you see Hanna smiling, I swear...

"Yeah, sure," I said, following him out the door. Besides, I needed to get a look at the area, anyway.

We went down to the nearest grocery store and, for the most part, got what you'd expect: bread, eggs, milk, chips, sugary crap, assorted junk foods, coffee, soda for me (coffee is too bitter), those kinds of things. It didn't take too long, and Hanna's craziness and questioning didn't drive me to scream at him, so I'd say it was a fine trip. Of course, the "interesting" parts didn't happen until we got back to the building.

For some reason, Hanna insisted we take the stairs instead of the elevator. He claimed it had been malfunctioning lately, which was total bullshit. I had taken the elevator up when I'd arrived, and I told him so, but he didn't seem to care. When we reached the third floor, I found out why.

This really tall, vaguely Asian dude was walking over to his door. Normally, not a big deal, right? Well, he looks over at the midget and smiles, he says, "Hi, Hanna," and Hanna looks like he'll melt into a little pool of ginger right on the spot.

At first, I'm wondering what's wrong with him, and mainly concern myself with thoughts like, Dammit, he'd better not fall over or something; he's carrying the eggs!

Then, Hanna starts blushing and smiling, but not his usual mega-watt smile, oh no. This one's all timid and nervous, and he stutters out a little, "Oh, hey," to the guy, and it's so meek it makes his smile look confident. The dude just laughed a little under his breath and smiled, leaving into his apartment.

I'm not sure if you can see what just happened, 'cause I sure-as-hell couldn't. I was trying to make sense of it in my head while Hanna gazed at the door the guy closed like it was some lost puppy he just found. After a minute I just nudged him and muttered, "Don't drop the food," and started walking off. He snapped out of it and caught up fairly quick.

I jiggled the doorknob to our apartment once we came to it, but it was locked. Hanna, whom by now recovered from his encounter, noted that it was strange and took out his key. We walked in while Hanna said he'd get me a spare key soon, but we both fell silent when we turned to the living room and just stared at the scene in front of us for a moment.

On our couch, there was a lot of making out going on. You're probably wondering, 'Oh, so one of the foreigners had a girlfriend? Which one was on the couch?' Well, I'll tell you.

Both of them were on the couch.

They were making out.

With each other.

Did I mention they're both male?

AN: Yup. It just got gay. (And it's gonna get a whooole lot gayer.) For the record, the only pairing I officially support in the HiNaBN-verse is Veser/Awesomeness, and only that because it's canon. Of course, that's not to say that these pairings are bad. In fact, when done well, they're extremely awesome. I just wanted you to know that if I portray the pairings crappily, it isn't because I don't support them; I just suck that much. :/

Oh, and uh... Blah blah, end of days, humanity will end, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!