Angie: Hey-o! Before we begin, I'd like to make sure you all know that I do not own KH or FF. Ok, so we've got a few new dares!
Saix looked at her, raising an eyebrow.
Saix: Are they from you?
Angie glared at Saix furiously.
Angie: The only reason I did that in the first chapter was because I had no dares, so SHUT UP!
She regained her sweet disposition.
Angie: Anyway, thank you to all of you guys who left some dares! First up is my best friend, who is going to guest star in this chapter, Raegy-chan! She's also bringing in her nobody, Xaergan!
Two girls walked through a Dark Portal. One had short brown hair with blond highlights and was slightly taller than Angie. The other girl had short hair that was a slightly darker brown, and no highlights. Angie hugged the girl with highlights.
Angie: This is Raegy-chan, my best buddie!
Raegy: Hi everyone!
Angie gestured to the other girl without the highlights.
Angie: That would be Xaergan, Raegy's nobody!
Xaergan: Hey
Angie released Raegy from her hug.
Angie: Anyway, I-
Xaergan: Sorry to interrupt, but is Exnagi here?
Angie: Oh yeah, I forgot to call her! YO EXNAGI!
Another girl walked in through a Dark Portal. She had dark brown messy hair that went to her shoulders.
Angie: This is Exnagi, my nobody! She and Xaergan are best friends, just like Raegy and me! Now Raegy, if you would please read your dares.
Raegy pulled a piece of paper out of her pocket and unfolded it.
Raegy: My first dare is for...
All of the contestants were thinking, "Please don't be me, please don't be me..."
Raegy: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: Crap.
Raegy: I hate you, Mansex. So... I dare you to wear a bunny girl costume for a chapter! XD
Raegy handed Xemnas a box that contained a bunny girl costume, and Xemnas reluctantly walked into the changing room. 5 minutes later he came out, wearing a bunny girl outfit. Everyone was laughing.
Tifa: Lookin good Mansex!
Xemnas: Shut up.
Angie: XD Man that's good! Ok Raegy, what's next?
Raegy: Next dare is for... XIGBAR!
Xigbar: Hate this kid...
Raegy: You're awesome! ^^ Go shoot Sora. I dislike him very much.
Xigbar: I LOVE THIS KID!
Angie: Ew.
Xigbar: Not like that!
Sora: Why don't you like me?
Raegy and Angie: YOU KILLED ORGANIZATION XIII!
Xigbar: Get ready kid... :)
Sora: eep
Sora began running, beginning a Sora chase for Xigbar.
Xigbar: GET BACK HERE YA LIL PUNK!
Angie: While they occupy themselves with their lil chase, Raegy why don't you read your next dare?
Raegy: I'd be happy to! Next dare is for... CLOUD!
Cloud: Dang it!
Raegy: Sing The Cloud Song!
(Just so you know, I don't own the Cloud Song either.)
Cloud: The what now?
Angie: Yo Xaergan and Exnagi!
Xaergan brought out a laptop with the Cloud Song pulled up on YouTube as Exnagi shined a spotlight onto Cloud.
Angie: Now get singin!
Cloud:
My name is Cloud.
I have a sword.
I fight cactuars
Because I'm bored.
I like to ride
On Chocobos.
It's better than
Having afros.
And when I go
Into an Inn
In 15 seconds
It's day again!
N I will use
A phoenix down
So when I die
I will not frown.
Because I am Cloud
My hair defies all gravity!
And I can't have too many potions
or I might get cavities~!
If I can't slice you
Then that's okay!
I'll use my magic
anyway!
And I will defeat
That Sephiroth
Because he's not
David Lee Roth!
The music stopped and Exnagi turned off the spotlight as everyone clapped and laughed.
Angie: Good job Cloud!
Raegy: Ok, that's all my dares!
Angie: Now for the next ones! This one is by Jayshock:
"i dare mansex(xemnas) to sing the barbie girl song"
Xaergan: Ready Mansex?
Xemnas: No!
Angie: DO IT!
Xemnas: fine...
Marluxia: Haha!
Angie: He also said:
"i dare marluxia to die his hair black"
Marluxia: NOOOOO!
Raegy: Sorry Marly! XD
Angie: But, since I'm NICE, I'll let you die it back to pink after the chapter is over.
Marluxia sighed.
Marluxia: Fine...
Marluxia walked to the bathroom to dye his hair.
Exnagi: Get singin Mansex!
Xemnas sighed and sang the Barbie girl song. He was pretty flat, but not too bad.
Angie: Okay Xemnas, you're done!
Xemnas: That was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done...
Suddenly, Marluxia walked in with jet black hair, and Kairi took a picture.
Axel: Wow... That just looks wrong...
Demyx: Who's that?
Larxene: It's Marluxia you idiot!
Demyx: Woah! Marly?
Marluxia: Just go away...
Marluxia walked over to a corner and curled up.
Roxas: That's kinda sad...
Vexen: Stop crying! You might disrupt my genius thoughts and make them go away...
Naminé edged away from Vexen.
Angie: Ok! Next dares are by PanicattheDisoLover! Her first dare was:
"I dare Sora to dress up in a penguin costume and declare his undying love for someone"
Raegy: Ohhoho! Looks like Sora's gonna admit some truth today!
Angie handed Sora a box with a penguin suit inside and let him go to the changing room to put on the suit and think of what he was going to say.
Angie: While Sora's in there changing and thinking things over, we're gonna-
Xemnas: What is there to think over? He shouldn't be afraid! He needs to be willing to share his true feelings, without fears! THAT is the sign of true manliness!
Raegy: ...Dude, it's really hard to take you seriously in that bunny costume.
Angie: ANYWAY, while Sora thinks things through, we're gonna go on with PanicattheDiscoLover's next dare! Her next dare is:
"Zexion, I dare him to do whatever Demyx says for... Let's say a day?"
Zexion: Oh no... no, no, no, no, no...
Demyx: GASP! Zexy is gonna play with me all day! YAY! Hey Zexy, let's go to the pool later!
Zexion sighed sadly.
Demyx: Zexy, can I look in your Lexicon?
Zexion unwillingly handed it over.
Demyx: What's all this? What are these girls doi-
Zexion grabbed his book and put his hand over Demyx's mouth.
Angie: Okay then, uh... Sora, you ready?
Sora: Yeah...
Sora walked out of the changing room dressed up like a penguin.
Raegy: So Sora, who DO you love?
Sora gulped.
Sora: I love...
Sora's face suddenly brightened.
Sora: SEA SALT ICECREAM!
Everyone facepalmed. Riku and Kairi began whacking and kicking Sora.
Angie: Riku? Why are YOU beating up Sora?
Riku: Uh... no reason...
Angie: ...Anyway, please review with some dares everyone! By the way, Raegy-chan is an author on Fan Fiction, so check her out!
Raegy: Thanks for reading!