Angie: Back again~! First off, once again, I do not own KH or FF. And a big thank you to everyone who left some dares for me.
Kadaj: You told me Mother would be here!
Angie: Stop wanting your mommy and BE A MAN!
Kadaj sat down on the floor being all mopey.
Angie: Now, you all remember Raegy, right?
Zexion: How could we forget?
Axel: Yeah! The kid tortured us as much as you!
Angie: Well, Raegy has a few more dares for us! Yay!
Riku: noooo...
Angie: Okay, here's the first dare from Raegy-chan!
"Xemnas: Ok, one more torture dare then I MIGHT give you a break. I dare you to an anime convention! Make sure there are a lot of fangirls around then shout "I am Mansex!""
Xemnas: Why does this kid hate me...?
Angie: She just does. Now, GO TO THE ANIME CONVENTION!
Xemnas walked out the door, to the convention.
Angie: Now that he's gone let's go to this computer and hack into the security cameras of the convention and see what's goin on!
Angie walked over to the computer, pushed Axel out of the seat, moved the mouse to close the browser-
Angie: Axel, what the heck were you looking at?
Axel: Just hack into the system already!
-closed the browser, typed in a few codes, and then they were suddenly looking at the inside of a anime convention. Everyone crowded around to see what Xemnas was going to do. He walked in, and a bunch of crazy Xemnas fans crowded around him. Xemnas took a deep, deep breath.
Xemnas: I AM MANSEX!
And everyone started laughing, including the ones watching the thing on a monitor. Then, while the girls were too busy laughing to notice, he crept out. In a few minutes, he was back at the Castle.
Xemnas: Wow, that wasn't as humiliating as I expected!
Angie: We were all watching too.
Xemnas: Never mind.
Angie: Now that that's done, time for Raegy-chan's next dare! It says:
"Axel: Go break Demyx's sitar."
Axel: Cool, I get to break stuff!
Demyx: NO!
Angie: Don't worry Demyx, I'll fix it when he's done.
Demyx: ...kay...
Axel walked over to Demyx, took the sitar, and smashed it like how a rock star smashes his guitar at the end of a concert.
Axel: That was fun.
Demyx: grrr... DANCE WATER DANCE!
And Axel was soaked.
Angie snapped her fingers, and the sitar was fixed and back in Demyx's hands.
Demyx: Yay! Sorry Axel.
Angie: Raegy's next dare says:
"Marluxia: (This is from my brother, Rayce) Get your hair cut into a mohawk."
Marluxia: Never!
Angie: Will you wear a wig?
Marluxia: I suppose...
Angie then ran over to Marluxia, and cut his hair into a mohawk.
Marluxia: What are you doing? I thought you said I could wear a wig!
Angie: Yeah, a wig of your ORIGINAL hair!
Axel: Nice!
Terra: Pffft, GAHAHAHAHAH!
Aqua: W-wow...
Ventus and Organization XIII were all laughing, except Marluxia. Even Naminé was laughing.
Marluxia: SHUT UP! Can I have the wig now?
Angie: It's currently being manufactured.
Marluxia: How long does that take?
Angie: About a chapter.
Marluxia:...you're making that up.
Angie: No I'm not!
Marluxia: Bu-
Angie: On to Raegy-chan's next dare! This one says, oh, I'm gonna have to whisper this one to Saix.
Angie walked over to Saix, and whispered:
"Saix: (This is also from Rayce) Go take something from Larxene's room and don't get caught. Then blame it on Marluxia."
Saix grinned.
Saix: I'd be happy to!
Saix opened a Dark Portal, and went to do his dare. A few minutes later, he came back.
Saix: Larxene, I was headed towards my room, and I saw something stuck to your door...
Larxene immediately opened a Dark Portal to her room. Then, everyone could hear Larxene scream.
Angie: Saix, what did you take?
Saix took his hand out from behind his back. In that hand, was Larxene's Diary.
Axel: Dude!
Aerith: You took her diary!
Zack: I wanna read it!
Angie: I think I'll start reading a page of that each chapter!
Larxene came back through the portal, and Saix hid the diary behind his back again. Larxene marched past him and stopped at Marluxia. She grabbed him by the collar and raised a fist to get ready to punch him.
Marluxia: Larxene, wh-what are you doing?
Larxene: Why did you steal my diary?
Marluxia: I didn't!
Larxene: Then why are there flower petals all over my room?
Marluxia: I don't know, but I didn't do it, I swear!
Larxene: There's evidence!
Marluxia: But I-
Larxene punched him and sent him flying out the window.
Angie: Okay, next dare! Raegy-chan's next dare is:
"Lexaeus: Dance the macarana."
Lexaeus began dancing without question, a serious look still on his face.
Angie: While Lexaeus does...that... We'll go on with Raegy-chan's final dare! It is:
"Xaldin: Sing "Jar of Dirt""
Xaldin: Sing what?
Angie got on the computer and opened up a video of Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean (don't own that either) singing about his jar of dirt.
Xaldin: Ok then.
I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!
Done.
Angie: Hm... That was too easy. Dress up as Jack Sparrow and do it while holding a jar of dirt.
So, he did just that. Angie tossed him the costume and the jar, he went to the changing room, and came back in a Jack Sparrow costume.
Angie: Haha! You got the dreadlocks and everything!
Xaldin: Shut it. Just shut it.
Angie: Now, sing about your jar of dirt.
Xaldin: Fine.
I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!
There.
Angie: Hm. Still too easy. Do a little dance! Oh, and fall down the stairs before you start like Jack Sparrow did in the movie!
Xaldin: Why?
Angie: 'Cause, it needs to be interesting.
Xaldin sighed.
Xaldin: Fine.
He walked to the top of the stairs with his jar, fell down it, and began dancing
Xaldin: OW! OH! AH! OWW!
I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!
THERE, YA HAPPY?
Angie: Yes. Lex, you can stop dancing now if you want to.
Lexaeus stopped dancing, face still completely serious.
Angie: Ok, this next dare is by Jayshock. He said:
"i have a question for saix. Why do you leave your weapon around so sora can kill you with it?"
Everyone looked at Saix.
Xemnas: Saix. You really leave your weapon sitting around where SORA can take it and KILL US ALL?
Saix: Don't question me or my ways.
Angie: Is that your answer?
Saix: Yes.
Angie: Ok then! Hey Larxene?
Larxene: Yeah?
Angie: I'm gonna let you off early so you can go look for your diary. I'll look down here, so you look on the upper floors.
Larxene: Thanks
Larxene opened a Dark Portal and walked through.
Angie: Now that she's gone, its time to.. READ. LARXENE'S. DIARY!
Everyone cheered and clapped.
Angie: I'll read the very first page. It says:
"Dear Diary,
I just joined some weird group called Organization XIII. The leader said that we're looking for something called Kingdom Hearts and that it'll give us our hearts back. Every one here is so weird! There's this guy here named Saix, and he keeps bossing us around! Since I'm now able to control electricity, I really wanna electrocute him! Anyway, I just hope I don't get killed. Again."
Saix: I knew she was glaring at me when she first joined!
Angie snapped her fingers, and the diary was gone. Suddenly Larxene was back.
Angie: Did you find it?
Larxene: Nope...
Angie: Me neither... But I'll let you off early from now on to look at it. We wouldn't want anyone telling the whole world all of your secrets.
Larxene: Thanks! Maybe you're not such a bad kid after all.
Angie grinned evilly.
Angie: Yup! Well, thanks for reading everyone! Please review with some dares! Bye!
