Angie: Hey everyone~! Once again, I still don't own KH or FF. We have some brand new dares today!
Lea and Axel brought out their chakrams and Frisbee-like-things.
Angie: Now, now, none of that.
She snapped her fingers and the two weapons were gone.
Axel: Wha- how did you do that?
Lea: Yeah, that's no fair!
Angie smiled mischievously.
Angie: Can't tell you that. Anyway, our first dare is from Jayshock! His first dare is:
"Demyx: why do i have to kill your water things in a time limit?"
Demyx: Well... uh... I... don't really know...
Angie: You don't know that even though they're yours?
Demyx: It's like they have minds of their own... O_o
Angie: Ok then, uh, next dare from Jayshock says:
"Marluxia: have the wig be itchy and unbearable"
Marluxia: Actually, I no longer have a wig!
Angie: What? But I gave you a mohawk and a wig!
Marluxia: I decided to become a little devious like you for a bit and I evaded your tortuous wig by getting hair implants. Hah!
Everyone: O_O
Angie: You're learning.
Marluxia smiled.
Angie: Anyway, next, Jayshock says:
"Larxene:i think you should get even with Marly. Stomp on his flowers!"
Larxene smiled in an evil, scary way.
Larxene: Be right back... :)
Marluxia: NOOO!
Angie: Xaergan, Exnagi!
Xaergan and Exnagi came and held Marluxia down.
Marluxia: No! Please, unhand me! MY BABIES~!
Angie: While Larxene has her fun over there, we'll go on with Jayshock's next dare! It says:
"Roxas: since your my favorite character you get seasalt ice cream."
Suddenly, seasalt ice cream appeared in Roxas's hand.
Roxas: Cool!
As Roxas happily ate his ice cream, Angie continued.
Angie: Anyway-
Roxas: Can I have more ice cream?
Angie: You finished yours already?
Roxas: Yup!
Axel: Don't give it to him!
Angie: Why not?
Axel: You just can't!
Angie looked at Axel for a minute.
Angie: Here ya go Roxas!
Angie handed Roxas a whole box of sea salt ice cream.
Roxas: Yay!
*10 minutes later*
Roxas: WOOOHOOO!
Roxas was running along the walls, hyper and energized.
Axel: Told ya.
Suddenly, Larxene came in, and she was obviously ticked.
Larxene: WHO'S INTURRUPTING MY RAIN OF TERROR THAT I'M RELEASING ON THE GARDEN?
Everyone pointed at Roxas, who was still running. Larxene looked at him and sent a bolt of electricity to him. As soon as it hit him, he was down and unconscious. Axel ran to him.
Axel: ROXAS! Speak to me little buddy, come on! Live! LIVE!
Angie: He's fine! Just put him on the couch.
Axel: How can you tell he's fine? His brain could be burnt to a crisp! His eyes could be boiled! He could be-
Angie: HE'S SNORING!
Axel: oh.
Angie: Now put him on the freakin couch!
Axel put his little pal on the couch.
Angie: Now, Jayshock also has a question:
"Xion: why did you go crazy and attack Roxas like that?"
Xion: Well... uh... I, uh... Vexen created me in an experiment! Blame him!
Vexen: Excuse me? You ungrateful little-
Angie: hey, be quiet.
Vexen: I gave you life! You should thank me for that!
Angie: Hey!
Xion: Well, you gave me a life that soon became DEPRESSED!
Vexen: EXCUSE ME? I-
Angie: HEY!
-Silence-
Angie: Now, I'm going to continue.
She shot a glare at Xion and Vexen. Suddenly Larxene walked back in.
Larxene: Done! The garden is now a black, charred wasteland!
Angie: Jayshock also had a question for Marluxia, but since he's still-
Marluxia: MY FLOWERS! MY DARLINGS! MY CHILDREN~! NOOOO!
Angie: -like that, we'll just skip that one. Next up is a dare from SilverStarGirln.n! The dare is:
"Vanitas! I dare you to kick Xehanort and Mansex! cuz I hate them!"
Vanitas walked over to Xemnas and kicked him in the balls. Then he walked over to Xehanort (who's still tied to a pole) and kicked his face.
Vanitas: Yeah!
Xemnas and Xehanort: OW!
Angie: Good job Vanitas! Next up is my best friend Raegy-chan!
Xaldin: Ugh...
Angie: First up, a question! It is:
"Cloud: Do you like Tifa or Aerith?"
Cloud Tifa Aerith and Zack: WHAT?
Cloud: Well uh... um... I... uh...
Tifa: Do you like me?
Cloud: Yeah!
Aerith: But you don't like me?
Cloud: No, I like you!
Zack: You like her?
Tifa: And not me?
Cloud: No, it's just-
Aerith: Oh, so you DON'T like me?
Cloud: No, it- I just- GAH!
Cloud fell to the ground.
Tifa: ...I think we should just leave it at that.
Aerith: Yeah, you're right.
Zack: Yeah.
Angie: Okay, well that was pretty entertaining! While Tifa gets Cloud some Aspirin(Don't own it), I'll go on to Raegy-chan's next dare! It says:
"Zexion and Saix: Sing The Happy Song cuz whenever I hear it I think of you two. :3"
(I don't own the happy song)
Zexion: What?
Saix: Ah, yes... The one that those fangirls make videos of us doing. The one by that one Liam guy.
Zexion: Crap.
Angie: Xaergan, Exnagi!
Xaergan got a video ready and Exnagi got out the spotlight.
Angie: Now do it! Oh, put these on too!
Angie tossed Zexion and Saix two frilly, pink dresses.
Zexion sighed.
And so they sang. They sang the whole song. While wearing pink frilly dresses. Then it was over and everyone laughed and applauded.
Angie: That was hilarious!
Saix: Quiet.
Xemnas was still laughing.
Saix: Superior? You're laughing at us too?
Xemnas: Sorry, sorry.
Angie: Alright, next dare! This time Raegy said:
"Kadaj: Why do you and your "brothers" love your mommy so much? It's kind of pathetic. *coughMomma'sboyscough*"
Kadaj: I'm NOT a mama's boy! Our mother will rule the world, and when she does you're all going down!
Angie: Quiet Kadaj.
Kadaj: mama boy my butt...i don't have to take this, i'm kadaj...
Kadaj continued his angry mumbles as Angie spoke.
Angie: Next Raegy-chan said:
"Luxord: I lost the game. :P"
Everyone: SHUT UP! GAH!
Angie: I lost the game... Now everyone-
Everyone was still yelling at Raegy-chan, so Angie unleashed the rabid heartless. After the attack ended Angie chained up the heartless again.
Angie: Now, that you're all QUIET...
Everyone glared at Angie.
Angie:...we'll continue. Raegy-chan has a message to Demyx next:
"Demyx, sorry bout making Axel break your sitar. I just wanted to see you go crazy on him. I kind of have a grudge against him. *coughHekilledZexycough* Forgive me? Here's a cookie. *hands Demmy a cookie*"
Demyx: Cookie! Yay!
Angie: Also, Raegy-chan has a dare for all of you guys:
"Everyone: Have any of you seen any vids on YouTube by JenxtheJinx (Demyx Time, The Shinra Files, etc...), Touchmykeyblade (Sora Show), or KairiXionRoxas (Organization XIII + 1)? If not, GO WATCH THEM!"
Angie: You guys can watch that when we're done.
Everyone groaned.
Angie: Next we have a bunch of dares from Organization13girl. First she said something nice to me! She said:
"Angie,I just want to say your awesome!Your a year older than me and just as evil!"
You made me very happy! Thanks! ^3^ Now, the first dare is:
"Kadaj:If I may ask,may I help you find Mother?"
Kadaj: And that Raegy girl said I was a mama's boy! I like this girl, so yes. Organization13girl, I give you permission to help on the search for Mother.
Yazoo: Welcome "sister"
Loz: Maybe the search will be easier now!
Angie: Next up, Organization13girl said:
"Reno:Your pretty cool dude.I dare you to fight Yazoo again!"
Reno: Aw man...
Yazoo: For a "sister", you really want me to get hurt, huh?
Angie: Okay boys! To make this even harder on you, I'm going to put you in a small half bath-room with a locked door! Good luck!
And she pushed them in.
Angie: Next up:
"Rufus:I'll admit I think your cool as to Kadaj for hiding Mother!"
Rufus: What? I refuse!
Angie: Rufus...
Rufus: Ok, fine, I'll do it. Kadaj, I'm...s...s...s...so...
Angie: SPIT IT OUT!
Rufus: Sorry!
Angie: Good. Now, Kadaj? Do you except his apology?
Kadaj: Hmm...no.
Rufus fell to the floor, and Angie laughed.
Angie: Nice one, Kadaj! Ok, next!
"Vincent:You are also very cool.A lot of my friends think we would be good off this review,what do you think about that?"
Vincent: Hm, I dunno... I'll think about it.
Angie: We need an answer. Now. Do it.
Vincent: Hm... Possibly. I can't give a complete answer because I haven't met you, but I think it's a possibility.
Angie: Hey Vincent...
Vincent: Yes?
Angie: Do you... love her?
Angie had a mischievous smile on her face that would make any sane person shudder.
Vincent: What? I haven't even met her!
Angie: Oh how I love messing with you guys. Anyway, next up Organization13girl said:
"Cloud:Why didn't you try to help your brothers?All they wanted was to be with Mother."
Cloud: Those "brothers" are totally INSANE! That's my reason!
Angie: Okay then... uh, I think I'll just let Reno and Yazoo out now.
Angie opened the bathroom door and they were-
Angie: Oh my gosh, what are you two doing?
Reno: Playin.
-playing cards. So, what were your pervy minds thinkin there, huh?
Angie: You were supposed to be FIGHTING!
Yazoo: We got bored.
Angie sighed.
Angie: Anyway, the next dare is:
"Sephiroth:When Kadaj became you,did you only obtain some of your powers,speaking you were still missing Yazoo and Loz."
Sephiroth:...What?
Angie then went through the question, with many details, pictures, videos, and everything. When she was done, Sephiroth blinked at her, and fell to the ground.
Angie: Uh, I think his brain exploded or something, so we're just gonna continue with the next dare:
"Zexion:You and Kadaj might become good to find something in common with him."
Zexion: Do you like to read?
Kadaj: No.
Zexion: This guy's impossible.
Angie: Come on Zexy, try again.
Zexion: We're both being tortured by a little girl.
Kadaj: Done.
Angie: Okay, uh... Next!:
"Axel:Sing the Bed Intruder song!" (Not owned by me)
Axel: What?
Angie: Xae-
Axel: I know the song, don't bother with the dang computer!
Angie: Then sing. Oh, and wear this too.
Angie tossed him a red bandanna. Then Axel sang the song, and everyone clapped.
Axel: Happy?
Angie: Yup! But not satisfied. Do it again, with your shirt off.
Axel: What?
Angie: Shirt off NOW!
Axel: Fine.
Axel sang the song again, but with his shirt off. Then everyone clapped, and there were a few nose bleeds.
Angie: Yay! I'm satisfied now!
Axel: Thank Kingdom Hearts...
Angie: Next dare is:
"Vanitas:I love you!My twin likes Sora,but I like you better because your dark and evil...what do you think about that?"
Vanitas: Well, I'm ahead of Sora, so I'm okay with it.
Sora: Hey! That's mean! I-
Angie: Cookie.
Sora: Ooh, a cookie! nom, nom, nom...
Angie: Next dare!:
"Kadaj,Loz,and Yazoo:Sing the Backing Up song!"
Angie: Xae-
Kadaj: Actually, we know this song!
Angie: You do?
Loz: Yup!
Angie: Then sing!
And then they sang. When they were done, everyone applauded and cheered.
Angie: That was actually pretty good! So... do it again dressed as bunny girls.
Yazoo: What?
Angie: BUNNY GIRLS!
Loz: Ok, ok...
And so they did.
Angie: Good job! Now... for...the last dare!
Everyone: YES!
Angie: "Everyone:Try to get Kadaj,Loz,and Yazoo to laugh because they don't laugh inless fighting Big Brother!"
Axel: No!
Demyx: This'll be really hard!
Angie: Wait... Everyone... That means ME.
Cloud: Hah!
Angie glared at Cloud then glanced at Sora.
Angie: I have an idea...
Suddenly, Cloud was dressed as a cookie and Sora was chasing him.
Cloud: Screw you!
The three "brothers" grinned.
Angie then whispered something to Axel. Axel snapped his fingers and Cloud and Sora's hair was on fire.
Sora: AAAAAH! I STILL WANT THE COOKIE!
The three "brothers" looked like they were about to break.
Then Angie went over to Demyx and tickled him. Suddenly, everyone except the three "brothers" was wet.
And the "brothers" started laughing.
Angie: Yeah! Well that's all the dares for this chapter! Larxene, you go look for your diary while I close.
Larxene left.
Angie: Now for... DIARY TIME!
Everyone cheered.
Angie: Now, here's one of her entries:
"Dear Diary,
Gosh Demyx is an idiot! He thinks my pads are airplane stickers! So, I electrocuted him. That's what he gets for digging in my bag! Also, I found out Marluxia's a GUY! I heard someone call him a he! That's so messed up... Anyways, I have a job in Halloween Town today. Wish me luck!
Love,
Larxene"
Demyx: Pads?
Axel whispered in Demyx's ear and and his eyes grew wide.
Angie: Well, thanks for reading! And sorry about how incredibly long this was. Anyway, please review with some dares! Thanks!