Angie: We're back~! And with some brand new dares! Remember, I don't own KH or FF in any way at all. I'm engraving this in your minds! Anyway, let's get to work on all these dares!
Naminé: Whee...
Angie: And guess who's back?
Lea: No...
Angie: The one...
Lea: No...
Angie: The only...
Lea: No...
Angie: RAEGY-CHAN!
Raegy-chan entered through a Dark Portal.
Lea: NO!
Isa: I'm scared...
Saix: Me too...
Axel: WHY? Why is SHE here?
Angie: Cuz it's more fun with her here too!
Raegy: Get ready you guys...
Angie: The pain and embarrassment is on it's way...
Raegy and Angie: Hehehe... :)
Angie: Now, let's begin! :D
Raegy: First up, MY DARES!
Rikku: We're all gonna die...
Paine: Ok, I really want to hurt them.
Yuna: Calm down girls, it'll be fine! I think.
Raegy: First dare/question by me:
"Braig: Are you a ninja? I'm just wondering because in BBS you could hang upside down and poof away then shoot me and stuff which started to get on my nerves. I understand Xigbar doing that 'cause he controls space but when you did it I got really confused. And ticked."
Braig: I'm not a ninja! At least I don't think I am... Yo Baldy!
Xehanort: (He's still tied to the pole you know. XD) WHAT?
Braig: Am I a ninja?
Xehanort: ...Braig... How on Earth would I... who only hired you... know if you were a NINJA?
Braig: Just, asking, calm down. Jeez... My answer is "I don't know".
Angie: Ok then, Raegy?
Raegy: Alright my next one is:
"Saix/Isa/Axel/Lea: Lea and Isa are best friends but Axel and Saix pretty much hate each other. Can any of you tell me why that is?"
Lea and Isa looked at each other. Axel look at Saix.
Axel: Yeah, old pal, why is that?
Saix: I have no heart, therefore I don't befriend, enjoy, or find anyone pleasant.
Xemnas: Not even me?
Saix: No Superior, you're much more pleasant than all those others.
Angie: So the only one you find pleasant is the guy who's nickname is "Mansex"?
Saix:...shut up...
Raegy: Ok, now my next question!
"Axel, Roxas, and Xion: You guys eat sea-salt ice cream pretty much every day. How are you not sick of it?"
Axel: I love seasalt ice cream, why would I get tired of it?
Roxas and Xion just shrugged.
Raegy: Is it good?
Roxas: Yup!
Xion: Its pretty good.
Angie: What your next thing Raegy?
Raegy: "Luxord and everyone else: I'M SORRY! It was so tempting..."
Luxord: WHY DID YOU JUST APOLOGIZE? THAT JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME AGAIN!
Everyone: I LOST THE FREAKIN' GAME!
Angie: NEXT QUESTION! EVERYONE, SHUT UP!
Every one was silent.
Raegy: My next question:
"Xaldin: How does it feel to get p'wned by Belle then get your butt kicked by SORA?"
Xaldin: I don't wanna talk about it...
Angie: Too, bad now speak.
Xaldin: Well, the whole Belle thing just caught me off guard. But the Sora one... That was just embarrassing...
Sora: Yeah, I totally PWNED YOU!
Xaldin: I mean, if it was like, Riku or someone strong like that, I'd understand a little better... but... Sora? Ugh...
Sora: Hey!
Xaldin: Even Kairi would've been better...
Sora: HEY! I'M WAY STRONGER THAN KAIRI!
Kairi: Oh Sora?
Sora: Yes~ Kairi?
Sora turned around to face Kairi. Then of course, Kairi slapped him.
Sora: OW!
Riku: Wow, Kairi totally pwned you dude!
Naminé giggled. Raegy and Angie were laughing.
Raegy: Ok, next dare is:
"Xemnas/Xehanort: Xehanort was a keyblade master, and then he took over Terra who was also a keyblade master (sorta), but when he became a nobody, Xemnas, his weapons were these weird ethreal blades that look strangely like lightsabers. How come Xemnas doesn't have a keyblade? Or two like Roxas since Xehanort and Terra had one? That would have saved you a lot of trouble and you wouldn't have had to use Roxas, Xion, and Sora."
Xemnas:...Yeah Baldy, why is that? You know how easier that would've made my life?
Xehanort: Well, due to blah blah blah hearts blah blah blah darkness blah blah blah Keyblades blah blah blah...
By the time he was done, everyone was asleep. Even the rabid Heartless. And, since he was still tied up, he couldn't do anything to mess with them.
Xehanort: HEY!
Everyone woke up. Raegy yawned.
Raegy: Sorry, you were boring us.
Angie: Anyways, what's your next question Raegy?
Raegy: "Demyx: Have you heard of The Sitar Song by Dr. Bombay? If not I'm going to be surprised".
(Don't own it)
Demyx: OMG, that's like my FAVORITE song EVER! Hatala hatala hatala hatala hey-
Axel clamped his hand over Demyx's mouth.
Axel: Nice going, you got him started again. Smooth.
Demyx: Hm hm hm hm hm! Hm hm hm hm hm! Hm hm hm hmhm hmhm hmhmhmhm! Hmhm hm!
Raegy: Take your hand off!
Axel: NO! I know you and you little evil fangirl ways.
Angie: Anyways, our next dares are from Jayshock! First one:
"Axel:How dare u take away Demyx's innocence! TOSS HIM IN THE POOL"
Angie: Oh Axel~!
Angie pushed Axel through a random Dark Portal, that happened to lead to the air over the pool. Suddenly, everyone heard a thump and looked outside.
Axel: NOT FUNNY!
Axel was in the pool, but the pool was empty. So, instead of landing in water, he landed on concrete.
Angie: Raegy and I emptied the pool before the broadcast.
Raegy: NOW DEM!
Demyx: Ok!
Demyx began filling the pool with a jet stream of water, while singing the Sitar song.
Axel: AH, AH AH! COLD WATER! COLD COLD COLD!
Angie and Raegy were laughing maniacally, joined by Larxene. Axel escaped and ran back in.
Angie: So that's how your hair looks down! Cool!
Axel: Shut up.
Raegy: Ok, now that that's done, here's Jayshock's next dare:
"Demyx: go play guitar hero"
Demyx: Oh, ok!... How do you play guitar hero?
Angie: Axel, go help him out.
Raegy: We'll let you know when you can come back.
So, Axel and Demyx walked into the game room.
Angie: Ok, next, Jayshock said:
"Marluxia: again why does your hair look like mansex and saix's combine?"
Marluxia: I have totally original hair! My hair is not like Mansex's hair OR Saix's! I am completely original, and-
Angie: Boulder.
A boulder suddenly fell on top of Marluxia.
Angie: Now stop talkin 'bout your fancy hair!
Angie snapped her fingers and the boulder was gone.
Raegy: Ok, next dare:
"Roxas: What kind of power is light anyways?"
Roxas: Well, I can blind people with it.
Larxene: Oh please, that's so du-
Everyone: AH!
There was a sudden blast of light, and everyone was on the ground, covering their eyes. Except, of course, for Angie and Raegy who put on sunglasses as soon as light was mentioned.
Tifa: What was that?
Roxas: Light.
Zack: Why did you do that?
Roxas: To prove a point.
Angie: Nice.
Raegy: Hehe, you guys are momentarily blind.
Angie snapped her fingers, and the blindness was gone.
Angie: Axel, Demyx! You can come in now!
Axel: He beat me... at every song...
Demyx just smiled.
Raegy: Good job Demyx!
Angie: Yeah! Now, Jayshock's next dare is:
"Zexion: Whats in ur book anyways? Is it porn?"
Angie: Demyx, what DID you see in there?
Axel: Well, Demyx explained it to me, and yes, it is porn. But not only porn. YURI HENTAI.
Zexion hid his face.
Angie: Wow Zexy!
Raegy: I didn't know you liked that stuff!
Zexion: Be quiet...
Angie: And all those time I fussed over what to get you for Christmas...
Zexion: Stop talking about it...
Xemnas: Zexion! You dog!
Zexion: Just go to the next dare already!
Angie: Fine, fine.
Raegy: Next, Jayshock's dare is:
"Aqua: why did u send your armour with Terra?"
Aqua: I wasn't thinking, I had just had a couple of wines, I just did it.
Angie: You drink?
Terra: You have no idea.
Aqua: Only sometimes!
Ven smirked.
Aqua: Wipe that grin off your face!
Angie: Alrighty, let's continue with Jayshock's next dare:
"Larxene:go splash this chemical on Marluxia's hair so it turns black. be careful because it is very painful if caught in someones eyes."
Larxene examined the bottle that appeared in her hand.
Larxene: Painful in the eyes huh... Hey Axel!
Axel turned around to face her. (Idiot...)
Axel: Yeah?
Splash.
Larxene: Whoops.
Axel: Hey, this isn't too ba- OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! PAIN PAIN OW! EYES! MY EYES! OW!
Angie: He spoke too soon!
Axel ran to the bathroom to flush his eyes.
Raegy: Ok, next Jayshock has a question:
"Sora: why was your voice so annoying in Kingdom Hearts 1"
Kairi: He hadn't hit puberty.
Riku: I'm still not sure if he has.
Sora: Hey, that's mean!
Angie: Now, for Jayshock's final dare. BUM BUM BUUUUM!
"LETS HAVE A CONTEST TO SEE WHO CAN KILL THE TONBERRY!"
Suddenly, a Tornberry appeared with it's butcher knife in one hand and lantern in the other.
Angie: On you mark...
Raegy: Get set...
Angie and Raegy: GO!
In a matter of minutes, everyone was in a pile on the ground, with the Tornberry standing on top of them. It raised it's lantern in victory and disappeared.
Angie: That was just plain sad.
Raegy: Very.
Sephiroth: That thing is a DEMON!
Cloud: And that's coming from him!
Sephiroth: Hey!
Angie: Now the next dares are from organization13girl, the honorary sister of Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo!
Raegy: Her first dare is:
"Kadaj, loz,and Yazoo:Thank you. I'll do my best. Now..Kadaj I dare you to hurt Rufus, Loz why does everyone think you cry, and Yazoo no, I just wanted to see you own Reno AGAIN."
Kadaj: I'd be happy to sis!
Kadaj punched Rufus in the face.
Rufus: OW!
Loz: That's what I'm wondering! I'm a man! I DON'T cry!
Reno: Suuuure ya don't.
Angie: Ya, you just keep telling yourself that Loz.
Loz: IT'S TRUE!
Angie: Yeah, yeah.
Yazoo: Own Reno, huh? Comin right up!
And he kicked Reno in the balls.
Reno: Ow... that hurt...
Reno fell to the ground, hands on his crotch, trying to lose the pain. Yazoo put his foot on top of him and laughed in victory. So of course at this moment, Axel decided to come back.
Axel: I'm back- Wow. You leave for like, 5 minutes and you miss so much.
Angie: Ok, organization13girl's next dare is:
"Rufus:Where have you been most frequently in oh..the last 3 months?"
Rufus: Top Secret.
Angie: Bad images bad images bad images.
Raegy: Sicko!
Rufus: Not like that! Jeez, you kids have sick twisted minds!
Angie: Thanks!
Raegy: Yeah! Now, next dare:
"Sephiroth:My mind is more superior than yours!HA!I understood the point of the question!"
Sephiroth: The question... question... Oh yeah! I remember now-
PLOP
Angie: If he tries to process the question, his brain breaks again. Next dare!:
"Cloud and Reno:What are your weaknesses?"
Reno: Cloud's ticklish!
Cloud: Reno's afraid of moose!
Angie: Never go to Canada Reno, never go to Canada.
Tifa: Cloud~! Tiiiickle tickle tickle!
Cloud: NO NO NO! STOP! HHAHAHAHAHNOHAHAHA!
Tifa: That was fun.
Raegy: Next dare by organization13girl is:
"Vincent:I have to agree speaking that we have never met,and might friend wanted to ask why your so mysterious."
Vincent: A terrible past that shall remain in the hidden depths of my mind...
Yuffie: She's right, you are really mysterious.
Angie: Next dare:
"Zexion:Nice...one of my favorite characters is overpowered by a kid...how hilarious!I dare you to go to an anime con,dressed up like an emo(don't worry I know your not)and pretend to cut yourself in front of "Zexy"fans."
Angie: Go! Just... go as yourself.
Zexion: Fine...
As soon as Zexion was out the door, Angie and Raegy ran to the computer to hack into the cameras. They got on just in time, because it looked like Zexion was about to start the cutting act. Everyone crowded around the screen. Zexion raised the knife to his arm and... all the fans screamed and passed out. Zexion shrugged, dropped the knife to the ground and walked away. He soon entered the room again.
Zexion: I'm back.
Angie: That was... strange...
Zexion: Uhuh.
Raegy: Alright then... uh... next dare:
"Vanitas:Don't forget my twin loves Sora .But I like you. What is the one thing you want the most?"
Vanitas: To be voiced by someone who doesn't voice that Sora idiot.
Sora: Hey! Why do people keep insulting me?
Angie: Next dare:
"Axel: Defenasized.*throws out window*Man that will never get old."
Axel: Wha-
Axel suddenly flew out the window
Axel: ow...
Angie: Hehehe... He landed in a rose bush.
Marluxia: MY CHILDREN!
Raegy: Last, organization13girl said:
"Gracias to all and who wants cookies?"
And so they all magically had cookies.
Angie: Oh, yum! Larxene, you can go look for your diary now.
Larxene: Thanks
Larxene left.
Angie: Now that she gone, it's time to... READ. LARXENE'S. DIARY!
Angie cleared her throat.
"Dear Diary,
I think that Xaldin might work for Windstream (don't own it) as a second job or something. I have two reasons to think this.
1. WINDstream
2. I've read on the internet that people are complaining about a big scary guy from Windstream coming to their homes when they call for help.
I'm totally right.
I have a mission I Atlantis today... I hate it there! It makes me feel like sushi..."
Raegy: Well, that's the end!
Angie: Thanks for joining us today!
Raegy: And remember,
Angie: This is...
Raegy and Angie: Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy Truth or Dare!
(The Windstream thing is something from Organization XIII +1 by KairiXionRoxas on YouTube.)