A/n: Now it felt appropriate for me to update this quickly! And I'm considering that maybe I should take the M rating down, but hey! I'll take it down if you guys request it so c'mon! Tell me what your thoughts are! Oh and this chapter will be longer than usual, just so I can thicken the plot!
Okies, enjoy :3
Chapter 6: Too much booze and a horny Light makes L a dull boy.
Light smoothed his shirt and pants down as he prepared to waltz onto the stage. His stage! He knew that this would end up far from a flop, but come on! You can only have a journalist write about your sex life so many times until people start thinking that you're a bit of a freak. The roar of the crowd made Light grin. His fans are all there! Supporting him on his newest performance! What a fantastic thing to boost his ego! He looked at the man who held tightly on the door to the stage and nodded.
It was his time.
...
Lawliet yawned and rubbed his eyes as he stood at the front of the crowd. He had to hand it to Light, being his manager did have its benefits. Sometimes. As he felt a hard push in his back he looked behind himself to see a busty young woman who winked at him. She cupped her hands over her mouth as she yelled over the roar of the mob.
"Hey you! Are you a fan?" Her green eyes looked at him piercingly. L smiled politely shook his head and smiled. A relieved look crossed her face and she grabbed his hands tightly.
"Thank god! My friends dragged me here and everybody gave me dirty looks when I said that I hated this guy! So what's your name?" She chuckled as Lawliet's eyebrow rose questioningly.
"Unfortunately I work for him."
"Whoa! That's a shocker!"
"I'm his manager." L looked at the ground modestly. This woman may not be a fan of Light, but if he could pull enough strings to get Lawliet a good looking girl, then why not mooch a bit?
"Well, I feel sorry for you! But it means you have some initiative if I say so myself!" The woman laughed again when the man in front of her wrote something down on a small piece of paper.
"What's this?" She asked as she grabbed it.
"My number. Sorry to say, but I have to go and attend to the spoilt pop star for a few minutes, so call me sometime eh?" The girl gasped and held the fragment to her chest.
"I guess I may have to call you then Lawliet...bye."
Lawliet smiled contently as he wandered through the door to backstage.
...
The shouts of the swarm as Light marched out into their sight. He beamed as they took him in. They built his empire, so why shouldn't he give them the beautiful person they all desired?
He span on the spot as he found his place on the stage scanning the mass.
'Not as many as I thought that there would be...oh well.'
"Hello everybody! Have you had a good night waiting for me?" An approving whoop met Light as he tapped his microphone.
"I'm going to start with one of my more popular songs, ne?"
"Hey there, how you doing? Is the moment right? I still, can't even voice it." Drums began to beat loudly in the background. "You need to realise~ I'm standing in the corner baby, I ain't in the mood to be a loner! How 'bout you accompany me somewhere, we could see if you're good enough for me to phone ya! "
Light's honey eyes shut as he belted out into the microphone. He loved how the beams of light shone onto his face. More or less, he just loved the fact that all of the attention was all on him. The only way it should have been in his own personal opinion!
As he shook his hips to the beat, his eyes glowing, his chest showing and his hands running up and down his body, he noticed someone in the crowd. Even as large as it was, you couldn't miss her for the world.
Misa Amane was in the VIP area of the front row! What in the hell...
"I never, ever said that I loved you baby, but it won't stop me from getting to know ya!"
As Light stared around the arena once more, he purposely moved and lent over the side of the stage, in a hope at glimpsing his personal stalker in the act. He couldn't find Misa herself, but he did find a few other women and men who could have broken even Misa's obsession.
But he did find himself radiating sexiness even if his face was stretched over a tight fitting t-shirt.
...
"Oi Matt, I would slow down on the booze if I were you." Mello pushed his blonde hair out of his eyes as the two men sat at the bar. Thank god that the concert was being held indoors. Where else would there be an open bar where you could still hear Light's wonderful voice?
"Shut up Mello...you idiot...I'm allowed to drink..as much as I want!" Matt slurred as he pushed his drink into his friends chest, spilling its golden brown contents over the leather shirt.
"I'm not sure if it's ap-"
"Shut up Mels! I...your...ya mum!" Matt burst out into an evil, terrifying laugh which caused everybody who sat at the bar with them to look at him with looks of alarm. His beer spilt down his furry jacket and he laughed again.
Mello almost melted with panic. Matt was a normally such a content person. Sure he partied and smoked, even dabbled in the occasion joint! But he never got this drunk if it wasn't for a really good reason. Then it struck him.
"Shit dude, I didn't think that you would be that scared of seeing Beth again." Matt froze up as his glazed green eyes rested on his buddy. He then gulped another drink down his throat before he spoke again.
"She must hate my guts Mels." He sobbed into his hands. Mello patted his friend on the back awkwardly.
"There there."
"Don't 'there there' me! She must want to kick my ass!" The red-head's voice rose uncontrollably, almost turning into a loud whinny. Mello clenched his teeth at he was pulled into a bear hug.
"Uh..Matt if you feel so awkward then maybe you should...um speak to her." Matt's eyes shone with tears.
"Mels that's a fantastic idea! I'll go and do that now!"
"I don't think that that's a very good idea. You're pretty pissed."
"Naawww I'll be fine...do ya know where she is?"
"I think that she might be hanging around backstage. But you'll get in shit if you sneak around there."
"I said I'll be fine dude! Thanks you verys much!" A crooked grin was painted on Matt's flushed face as he lent down and kissed Mello on the top of the head and ruffled his hair.
"You're the best Mels."
...
"Is everything running smoothly?" Lawliet stretched his arms above his head after Light finished his first three songs. There was still three left, and over an hour to go. God will this night never end?
"Hey Lawliet, could you get me a drink please?" Light waddled towards his manager exhausted.
"Can tell that your unfit Light. Can't even do half of a concert!" L laughed as Light muttered something involving his foot up someone's ass.
"Shut it right now. I haven't performed in ages. I'm not used to it yet."
"Fair enough. You've got thirty minutes to cool down as the interval has just started now." Lawliet checked his watch quickly. "Better have something to eat while you're at it. Some fat would do you good." Light scowled as he drunk his water and opened his dressing room door.
L sighed. This night was going to kill him.
...
" 'scuse me please." Matt slurred as a woman was pushed into his torso. The woman blushed and scooted out of his way. Matt smiled thankfully as he held onto his present tightly around the base. He was a man on mission. To talk to her, the one person who he sp-
"What the hell are you doing backstage Matt?" He stopped. Bethany was standing right in front of him, her arms crossed and her eyes narrowed. "Get out of here. It's trespassing if you come around the back."
"But I-I have to talk to ya Beth..."
"I don't want to hear it."
"I-I didn't mean to ditch you I pro-"
"No. I don't give a crap. Don't make me break your nose."
"But-"
"Matt, England is thousands of miles away, but you probably never expected to see me again did you?" The brunette wiped her nose dismissively as Matt's green eyes turned away from her.
"I didn't want to end us, but you just didn't understand my predicament!"
"What? That you couldn't get a job and wanted to rendezvous with Mello to Japan? Shit, you would have never spoken to me again if I hadn't been given this job would you!" Bethany's teeth grinded together as her eyes began to water. Matt opened his mouth speechless.
"I guess not. But I just couldn't seem to hold it together, you should have known that!" Matt persisted even in his inebriated state. He hiccupped as he stared at the woman in front of him.
"Was Lawliet the reason why you left?"
"Yeah...it was." Matt muttered ruefully.
"I should give him a freaking hug for taking someone like you out of my life!"
"Well go and give him a fucking hug then! He's probably still hanging right around the fucking corner waiting hand and foot for that gay shit of a pop star I'm a gay Yagami!" The male spat hatefully as his gaze dropped.
"God damn it Matt you're so selfish! He has a l-" Bethany's sentence was cut out by a new voice.
"You guys talking about me?"
"Lawliet?"
...
It wasn't like he was listening into the conversation that the two were having. But after they started to yell his name, Lawliet became a little concerned that he had caused it.
Ding-ding-ding. He was right on the money with that one. Another point for the self proclaimed genius.
But he had never expected that Matt had a steady relationship with somebody before he followed Lawliet to Japan. It was mindboggling that Matt could even hold a relationship longer than his famous one-night-stands!
But as he awkwardly listened to the two fighting, Matt's voice almost garbled, and Bethany's rising in anger, L knew that he had to stand in. As he slowly put his head around the corner he heard his name yelled again.
"Are you guys talking about me?" He coughed embarrassed as both mouths dropped open.
"Lawliet! Are you seriously the reason that Matt left me!"
"Unfortunately I'm guilty of it. Sorry." L grimaced at Bethany's blank face. He could hear the roar of the crowd re-entering in anticipation for the rest of the concert.
"Lawliet."
"Yeah?"
"Thank you." L was taken aback as Bethany's hands suddenly grasped his waist and pulled herself onto him, pressing their lips together firmly. Matt made a sound that could be related to a dying animal, and L made a sound pretty much the same. The brunette woman pulled away, leaving a hugely embarrassed Lawliet Wammy bright red and flustered. She brushed her hand over the front of his jeans and as he choked she smiled. Not at L, but at Matt.
He realised what just happened. Bethany had just used him in a very successful attempt at breaking Matt. Matt.
As in his friend Matt.
Said friend looked at his pal, the one with the messy black hair that conveniently fell in an attractive swoop over his forehead. The friend who just kissed his ex-girlfriend.
Right in front of him.
Bethany looked at her watch and sighed. "Show will be back on in five. Get Light ready." She waved her hand facetiously at the two shocked men. She left the two stewing in the sudden heavy tension that hung around them.
"Fuck you L. I can't believe I even counted you as my friend. You're an honest to god moron."
"But M-"
"Go fuck yourself. And why not take Beth with you while you're at it?" Matt spat on the ground and left.
L stood silently until he felt a hard slap on his back.
"Hey Lawliet! How long 'till I go back on?" Light whistled between his teeth at his manager who pointed at the curtains robotically.
"About now."
"Fantastic!"
...
Light was so happy to be back on the stage, if only briefly he had to make the most of it. He noticed Lawliet watching him from his previous position in the front of the VIP. Oh well, he could tolerate it! It was time for his new song to hit the airwaves!
"You're on my mind, even so close to me. Loves like a rose, your petals intrigue me. But it don't matter, it's just another night waiting for you!"
Light's hips bounced to the beat as the almost electronica beat boomed from all around him. His fans jumped as they whooped.
"Little bo-girl how are you tonight? I've been waiting for you call since fate hit us head on! Isn't it time that-well stuff the time! I'll make you mine-" Even the corny lyrics still got everybody pumped. Light was so thrilled that nobody noticed his mild slip-up. Now that would have caused an uproar!
"Stop that time for us, remember we're lovers? Since when has everything about when you start work? Nine o'clock isn't that early, and I'm sure it ain't that demanding!"
The whole place was soaring, and Light knew that his concert was a hit! And with this new song he was going to exit with a bang!
"Hush, hush we ain't in a fight, just calm down I can play it right eventually. But hey come on, it ain't like you look perfect either! We fight, you yell, you scream, you submit! It's just an average day of our life, lives! Silly devotee, you know that I always get what I want!"
Light's voice rang as the music stopped, his song over, his concert finished, and now following with tradition, his night beginning at the closest bar.
...
"H-hey Lawliet."
"Yes Light?"
"Are ya havin' fun?"
"A ball. I promise." Lawliet yawned as the loud, obnoxious music blared over the stereo.
After Light's concert had finally ended, L had expected that his night would be over to.
Ah-no. He had to accompany his client to what, in the business is called 'The after party.' Which consisted of everybody, from the fans and the social rejects, to the workers who helped to make this 'happen'. So that also meant that the manager had to come. And Mello. And Matt. And Bethany.
Oh. And he thought that the show was .
The drunken groupies were worse. Oh. So much worse. They were swarming around Light like bees to honey. And then some.
But what made it even worse was that because of being connected with the rich boy, he became prey via association. He had never been groped so many times by son many women ever. He had seen hens nights less rowdy than this!
"Excuse me miss, but I have to use the bathroom."
"Sorry but I'm taken."
"I don't mean to make you feel bad, but I'm really a woman."
L was so desperate to get the ravenous females away that he was willing to say anything. He even went as far as telling them that he was a woman for crying out loud!
"Light how do you deal with these kind of people!"
"I don't." Light sipped an appletini contentedly. "I just push them off onto other people."
"That works."
Light grinned as he ordered three pianna coladas.
"Why three?"
"It can work for all sides of my personality." Light chuckled as L's mouth tightened and he nodded.
L could get used to drunk Light. He had half a brain to make sure he was always like this.
...
7 pianna coladas, 3 more appletinis, a lemon and lime vodka and a glass of water later.
"Y'know that you have to be the best manager I've ever-hic- had?"
"Yeah, I think that you may have said that at least twelve times already Light." L brushed of Light's most recent comment briskly.
"No I don't think ya undershtand! I mean it!" Light slurred and giggled dementedly. L regretted ever saying that he liked Light drunk. He hated it. He was just a little bit too loose, even for Lawliet a very seasoned party animal.
"I thank you for the comment Light, but it might be a good idea to get you home. Like now maybe." L grabbed under the stars armpit, just to pull his hand back covered in sweat. Ew much? L grimaced as he felt a finger run down his back.
Their back~
"Hey there babe, how 'bout you come and dance with me?" An average looking woman purred as she fixed L's collar. He had to think fast. If he didn't, then this woman would pursue him all night! And all he wanted was to go home and sleep, a rare thing that he barely had time to grab onto since Light had so impersonally invade his life.
His skin had gone even paler, if that was possible. Then the thought hit him.
"Sorry miss, but I have no interest. I'm gay." Lawliet lied smoothly, causing the woman in front of him to look at her shoes crestfallen.
"Alright. I'm a little disappointed that the good looking ones are always gay." Hey blue eyes flickered over to the very drunk and hardly concious Light. "Have a good night with your-er-boyfriend." She walked away back to the bar where she ordered a beer.
Light was his boyfriend now! What in the hell?
"Look Light, we have to get you home now. I'll call a cab. I think I had one too many bourbons, okay?"
"Hnggnggn."
"I'll take that as a yes."
...
It took almost an hour for the cab to come. Three in the morning at a bar obviously not a very good time for a taxi home. As the taxi drove Light leant into L on numerous occasions, each time being pushed back into the window. The radio was playing and Light's eyes shot open immediately.
"heyy L?"
"Yeah?"
"There playing one of my songs-hic-!"
"Yeah they are." L sighed as he looked out the window, the street lights blurring with the rain on the glass. Light's eyes hung droopily as he looked at L. He was so much more attractive then normal. Maybe it was the dark backdrop...?
"L?"
"What!" He was beyond limits! He was so sick of his employer, consistently nagging him! The same guy who was leaning forward and-
Pressing his lips against his!
Light was kissing him! Kissing Lawliet Wammy!
"Woa-" L's cry was stifled by Light, who took advantage of the open mouth and plunged his tongue in. L resisted as much as he could, his back pressed to hard against the door of the cab that he could have gone through it if he tried hard enough.
Eventually he gave up. He couldn't fight Light,, and he was finding it hard to resist as it was.
He blamed the alcohol completely.
Light's soft hands pushed themselves up L's shirt earning a soft moan. After Light's hand decided to do a little more searching, Lawliet snapped back to reality.
"Taxi driver! Drop me off here! Now!" L almost screeched as the car stopped at the curb. He threw himself down onto the sidewalk and yelled again. "Keep driving to the second address!" The driver complied and drove away.
Lawliet flopped onto the footpath exhausted. That night was just way too much for him.
Too much booze and a horny Light makes Lawliet a dull boy.
Bwhahaha!
How was it? Ne? Ne?
Please review! I'm sorry for the lateness and the length, but the story has a plot! So ha!
Now for adverts.
Teb360
Kakashisdancergirl
Oreana-lee-starchild
:D see ya guys!
Ambie-lee-smiley-chanX3