xThe-Angelx- Hi hopeless readers.

Emmett- COURTNEY! BAD!

Bella- *snickers*

Me- *slaps Bella* Shut the fuck up. Im trying to tell about Cheeseburger and Hayleigh an-

Emmett- WAFFLES!

Edward- Uhhmmm

Me- HAY GAY-WARD! I uhh mean Edward o_o

*Emmett giggles*

All- 0_0

Me- ANYWHO! Ima introduce Hayleigh

Hayleigh- Emmett I worry about you.

Blondie- WHAT ABOUT ME1

Me- I smell fish

Hayleigh- Really? I smell cheeseburgers…?

Me- Ohh my god! Emmett I need a favor! Follow me!
*Me and Emmett walk off the stage*

Hayleigh- While theyre doing…. Uhmm whatever ima explain who cheeseburger is.

Edward- Hey Bella you wanna go somewhere? :}

Bella- I woul-

Jazzy- EWWWWWWW!

Hayleigh- EWWWW!

Alice- EWWWWWW!

*I walk back on the stage*

Rose- Weres Emo emmy?

Me- Running a trip.

*Emmett comes back with 50 bags of Cheeseburgers*

Emmett- I got em.

Blondie- OMG CHEESEBURGERS!

Me- DOWN PUPPY!

Hayleigh- Gosh Lorynne. Calm down it's your 124,876,374,658,345,587,498 one TODAY!

Me- AHAAA ANYWHO THAT'S JUST WRONG! Fatty:]

*the Cullens run away*

Me- COME BACK I OWN YOU!

*Runs after them*

Hayleigh- Bye now!