A/N: Hey! Time for chapter 2! Ok, so this thing got legit *hides* one review *peeks out from hiding* so um... Yeah I feel cool. Anyways, a bunch of yas did decide to alert and favorite and all that fun stuff, so thanks to you! And my one reviewer, thanks for taking the time! So c'mon guys, if you like this, review! Even if it's only to make this poor story look less lonely.
DISCLAIMER: I'm getting so sick of doing these things... I honestly don't think I need it *grumbles* I don't own BTR...
*~*~IT'S A FANTASTICAL BEAUTIFUL SEXY PAGE BREAK!~*~*
"Oh my god, my head hurts like hell," Kendall said, walking out of his room.
"Why?" Katie asked from the living room, startling Kendall.
"Umm..." Kendall tried to think on his feet, but it was hard when his head was pounding and all he really wanted to do was go puke his stomach out.
"Cuz we got blitzed," James replied through a mouthful of cereal, "and now he's hungover." He clearly wasn't as worried about what they were telling Katie.
"JAMES!" Logan scolded from his spot by the fridge.
"Jesus, do you have to scream?" James complained, putting his hands over his ears.
Katie burst out laughing. "This is great, you guys are totally hungover! You better not do something that will make me wanna tell Mom!"
"Oh please god Katie," Kendall begged, "do NOT tell Mom. We'll be super nice, I promise."
"I'll consider it," Katie said with the same smug grin her brother has, "but just remember that I have this against you now."
"Fucking blackmail!" James ranted, suddenly looking at his cereal like it was a monster. He didn't feel great.
"I'll also tell her you swear," Katie added, "and sleep around."
"Ooh, speaking of which, I get to check another thing off of my list of Things To Do Before I'm 20!"
"What?" Kendall and Logan asked.
"Sleep with a Jennifer."
"HOW?" Logan said, gasping, "which one? This is like the accomplishment of the century."
"Blonde. She was drunk. And I rocked her world when we were playing Spin The Bottle. She came back for more," he winked at Kendall, "they always do."
Kendall shot James a death glare as soon as Logan turned his back.
"I have so much blackmail now," Katie laughed.
"Dammit! You're still there?" Kendall yelled, turning around to see Katie was still sitting on the orange couch.
"Yeah, I am, but I'm going to the pool now. You're lucky Mom's out so she won't see you like this." It was true. Mrs Knight might let them off with a warning when they broke stuff or swore, (sometimes she even looked the other way when James brought home one of his "friends"), but underage drinking was NOT okay with her.
"Carlos is hungover too," Logan added, "This is what happens when I don't go to parties! No one watches Carlos and makes sure he doesn't drink. You're lucky he didn't burn the entire Palm Woods down."
"Mmm Logie," Carlos mumbled as he suddenly stood up, leaning on Logan. "Only had a few."
"Really? That's not what you were saying last night, when you were screaming, 'It hurts! Get it out of me!'"
James spit out a mouthful of water and burst out laughing.
"Oh you know what I mean!" Logan scolded.
Carlos shrugged and layed back down behind the island.
Kendall furrowed his brows and pointed at Carlos, looking confused. "Wait... How long has he been there?"
"Since about five," Logan replied, "He got up, puked for a good 15 minutes, went to get a glass of water, and didn't make it back to our room."
"How did my mom not notice him on the floor this morning?"
"She hadn't had her coffee. She wouldn't have noticed if it was Freight Train, much less Carlos."
Kendall shrugged and went to go get changed. James returned to his cereal, suddenly starving. He'd regret eating it later; hair does NOT look good after you've been shoving your head in the toilet.
~*~*We're halfway there, we're lookin good now, (jk I have no idea how much longer this thing will be). Anyways, this page break is to tell you the next part is two days later, once they're all nice and sobered up*~*~
Kendall dug his tounge deeper into Jo's throat, pushing her back onto his bed. He put his hands under the edge of her shirt, pulling it off. She grabbed the waist of his jeans, undid them quickly, and slid them off.
"You ready?" Kendall asked her, kissing her neck.
She nodded, "I'll grab a condom."
"Top drawer," he breathed. 'FINALLY,' he thought to himself, knowing there was a high-five from James, a lecture from Logan, and many questions from Carlos (it was best if he answered those on his own; Carlos was still a little scarred from James's demonstration with the hot dog and the doughnut) on their way.
She leaned over to the nightstand, then noticed something poking out from under the bed.
"What is this?" Jo asked, sounding irritated. She slapped Kendall away from where he was busy taking her pants off.
Kendall looked up, confused. His eyes widened when he saw what was in Jo's hand. It was a little purple lace thong. It was Camille's. He vaguely remembered her winking at him and shoving in his pocket right before he left that night at the party. He had thrown it under the bed, and hadn't even thought to get rid of it before Jo came over. He hadn't really been expecting to make it to the bed anyways.
"Oh, that's probably from one of James's most recent little fuck buddies. You know how he is, he probably just tossed it to the side, and it ended up under my bed. I'll just go put this on his bed, he'll probably smile when he see-"
"Really," Jo cut off his excuse, "because Camille's shown me this exact thong. It even looks her size."
"Well," Kendall snorted, "what a coincidence, that they would have the same one."
"Kendall, I'm not stupid. I know this is Camille's. Did James sleep with Camille?" She put emphasis on the James, raising a doubtful eyebrow.
"Well I don't know, I mean, I don't keep track, I guess it's possible that he maybe possibly could've or something, James is kind of a manwhore sometimes, and well-"
"Did YOU sleep with Camille?" Jo asked, already knowing the answer. She looked pissed.
"Maybe?" Kendall replied with a sheepishly apologetic look.
"I can't believe you Kendall. Fuck you, wait, my best friend already did!" Jo said to him, getting up and walking out of the room.
"Jo wait!" Kendall got up and ran out into the kitchen, but Jo was already gone, leaving the door to 2J open.
Kendall turned around to see Logan sitting on the couch, staring right at him.
"Um... Hi," Kendall said, trying to be casual. He glanced at the TV. History channel. Figures. He couldn't fake interest in that.
"Kendall," Logan said in a flat tone, "what, exactly, did Jo mean by 'Fuck you! Wait, my best friend already did?''
"Huh," Kendall said nervously, "did she say that? Wow, what a funny thing for Jo to say. I wonder what she meant by that... Whatever, she's crazy. We should probably just dro-"
"Kendall!" Logan said again, more harshly this time. "Did you have sex with Jo's best friend?"
Kendall nodded slowly.
"And Jo's best friend is...?" Logan said, letting Kendall finish for him.
"Guitar Dude?" Kendall offered. At this point, Buhdda Bob would've been a better answer than the truth.
"Really? I thought it was Camille," Logan said, standing up. Logan might've had a flat, dry, calm voice, but Angry Logan was scary.
"Oh yeah it might- RUUUN!" Kendall screamed, turning to the still-open door and sprinting out. Logan quickly followed, chasing Kendall to the elevators. Kendall hopped in first, pressing the "close doors" button. He turned to his left to see who else was in the elevator.
"Oh hey Jett," Kendall said quickly, "you can probably date Jo now. I think we're over." the elevator doors opened and Kendall ran out to the lobby, and straight into James.
He grabbed James by hair and dragged him into Bitters's nearby supply closet.
"THEY KNOW." Kendall said to him as soon as they got inside.
"Dude! The hair! You messed it up! And it is wicked stuffy in this closet, the humidity's gonna fuck it up even worse, you just don't appreciate- wait, who knows?"
"Jo. And Logan. I'm pretty sure Logan's out hunting for me right now, and I don't wanna, you know, DIE."
"Dude," James said, "First of all, THE HAIR. Second of all, you just ruined my chances of getting with Blonde Jennifer again; she's totally been eyeing me since the other night. And thirdly, Logan's tiny, and you don't even have a FACE," he did The Face quickly, "to get fucked up. Relax."
"But that dude is scary as shit when he's angry," Kendall hissed.
"He's Logan. He's level-headed. And I have a great solution to keep him from hurting you."
*~*~Twenty page breakin' minutes later...~*~*
"REALLY?" Kendall yelled at James, "THIS is your solution?"
"I know, it's genius," James smiled.
"I don't get it..." Carlos complained.
James had handcuffed Kendall and Carlos together. They were getting some pretty strange looks.
"Listen," James began, "would Logan ever harm Carlos? No. If Kendall is handcuffed to him, he won't touch Kendall, because he won't want Carlos to accidentally get hurt."
"That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard," Kendall stated plainly.
"What are you guys doing NOW?" Logan walked up, looking confused at a smiling James, a confused Carlos, and finally glaring at Kendall, who looked terrified.
"James and Kendall think you're mad at Kendall," Carlos said.
"Yeah, because Kendall slept with Camille!" Logan replied angrily.
"Oh, so THAT'S what James wouldn't tell me because I'd spill to you."
"You KNEW about this?" Logan yelled at James.
"Um, yeah, sorta, I mean, only kinda, well... Yes," James stuttered in reply.
Logan punched James in the face and kicked him in the balls. Before walking away, he turned to Kendall.
"I'd get you too, but I don't want to hurt Carlos."
"Four things," James hissed after Logan was gone, wincing. "One," he began through clenched teeth, "THE FACE. Two, THE BALLS. Three, it totally worked."
"That was only three things..." Kendall said, raising an eyebrow.
"The last one was that it's a good thing I didn't tell him I was all for it," James winced again, "or I might not have children."
~*~*Author's Note time!*~*~
A/N: Okay guys, this is looking like I'll probably do two more chapters. The story just works that way, for what I have planned. Or maybe one really big chapter, but I think it'll fit better in two.
Anyway, thanks to my reviewer and all the favoriters and subscribers! If you liked it, review this chapter! The button's right there! \/ This story is feeling lonely.
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