A/N: Hey guys! So, thanks so much to anyone who reviewed! It means a lot.

Ok, here we go with the next chapter. And anyone who's wondering about my Kames fic...

I'M SORRY I'M SORRY ILL UPDATE IT OK JUST DON'T KILL ME

Aaaanywho, on to the next chapter! This one gets interesting.

DISCLAIMER: BTR is not mine. If so all my fics would be true (and then some that aren't actually on paper...)

*~*~Page break! Page break! Gonna get down on page break! I am terribly sorry it's ~stuck in my head ok~*~*

"Look Jo, I'm sorry, ok! I understand if you wanna break up with me, but would you PLEASE stop giving me the silent treatment! I was drunk, I was horny, I barely even registered it was CAMILLE," Kendall pleaded, running after Jo.

"You know what, Kendall!" Jo said turning around viciously, "FINE! I'll stop giving you the silent treatment. Maybe I'll get myself a NEW boyfriend. Someone who would NEVER cheat on me. I KNOW!" She exclaimed, "I'll do what YOU did to me!"

Kendall's eyes widened, "And what, exactly, is that?"

Jo turned and stalked off to the elevators without a word, Kendall chasing after.

Bitters watched them go, eating his popcorn. He really wanted to go see the rest, but that would mean getting up...

Jo pushed the door to 2J open angrily with Kendall in tow. James and Carlos looked up from their dinosaur chicken battle momentarily, shrugged, and returned to it. Logan was on the couch, reading something big and medical-looking.

"Logan!" Jo said, "I was thinking, we should TOTALLY get together!" she took the book out of his hands and sat down in his lap. James and Carlos looked up again, actually curious this time.

Logan looked around, shocked, to see Kendall shaking his head violently. He was about to move Jo off his lap and turn her down, when he smiled a little. Revenge was awesome.

"You know Jo," Logan said pointedly at Kendall, "we really should. Totally."

With that, they began making out violently. Kendall looked disgusted. James and Carlos's jaws dropped in amazement.

"James! Did you see that thing in the hallway?" Kendall asked, grabbing James's arm.

"Oh yeah, that was awesome," Carlos began, getting up to follow them. He then added, "TAKE ME WITH YOU," and ran out of the apartment behind them.

As soon as they were gone, Jo pulled away from Logan.

"I am not into this," she said, shaking her head.

"Me neither," Logan replied, then, cracking a crooked smile, added, "but it's driving Kendall crazy.

"You got that right," she said, "so we fake it?"

"Fake it," Logan agreed.

~*~*Oooh what drama! Let's see what the guys in the hallway have to say...*~*~

"What the hell is going ON here?" James whisper-yelled at Kendall.

"I'm not really sure..." Kendall replied, not knowing what to tell him.

"Because one minute you and Jo were annoying as all hell with your happy-perfectness, and a little later Logan's ready to go places you NEVER got to go to," James continued.

"Logan is NOT about to go there!" Kendall hissed, adding, "and I almost did go there, but then Jo found out."

"I can check if they're going anywhere!" Carlos said, stepping up to look through the peep hole. "I can't see anything..."

"It only works one way," James said to Carlos, rolling his eyes, then turned back to Kendall, "and HOW, did Jo find out?"

"She found Camille's thong..."

"So wait, what exactly did you and Camille do?" Carlos asked.

"Do you remember the doughnut and the hot dog?" James said to him.

"SHUT UP!" Carlos screamed, covered his ears, and ran away.

"Did you really have to bring that up?" Kendall scolded.

James shrugged, "It's funny every time."

*~*~This page break is telling you that the next part comes three days later!~*~*

"Quick, they're coming!" Logan whispered to Jo. She instantly jumped into his lap, straddled him, put her hands in his hair, and got ready to make out with him.

"I'm so not into this," Logan muttered.

"Me neither," Jo said.

"You know, I think Kendall's getting used to it."

Jo pulled back. "You're right, I don't think we're really bothering him enough anymore."

Logan raised his eyebrows, "Do we need to take this to the next level?"

Jo slapped him across the face "I am NOT sleeping with you!" she hissed.

"I know," Logan said with a smirk, "but we could always, you know, fake it."

She grinned at him, then suddenly shoved her toungue into his mouth as the door opened.

~*~*Now for a scene from a more Kendall and James POV!*~*~

"Ready dude?" James asked as he reached to unlock the door to 2J, "They're probably making out again."

"Ugh, I don't even care anymore. I'm used to it," Kendall replied, rolling his eyes.

"Suit yourself," James said, opening the door.

They walked in to see Logan and Jo making out on the couch. Logan slid his hands down Jo's back onto her ass. James could've sworn he saw Jo give him a harsh look, but a second later it was gone when Jo winked at him, grabbed his wrist, and dragged him into Logan and Carlos's bedroom.

"UNBELIEVABLE!" Kendall hissed as soon as they were inside.

"Dude, you didn't even get there, and they've only been going out for three days."

"Shut up," Kendall said, "why do I even hang out with you?"

"Well, as of the moment, Logan's pissed at you, so without me, you've just got Carlos."

Kendall knelt down, gave James a mock pleading look, and grabbed his arm. "Dont ever leave me!" he said in a jokingly dramatic voice.

At that moment, they heard a bed squeaking and some moaning coming from Logan's room.

James and Kendall (still on his knees) turned with gaping mouths to look at the door, then at eachother, then back at the door.

"Dude works quick," James remarked, "I've taught him well."

Kendall stood up and lightly punched him in the arm, "Come on, let's go get a smoothie," he grumbled.

"Really? I don't feel the need to go anywhere right now, I mean I don't look as awesome as usual..."

"JAMES!" Kendall said to him, grabbing his arm and pulling him out the door.

*~*~Do you wanna see what actually went down? Why yes, of course you do.~*~*

"So, how do we fake this?" Logan asked when they got into his room, not really sure what to do.

"Well, we can jump on the bed, make some fake moaning noises, and maybe you can kick the wall once or twice."

"Sounds good to me," Logan shrugged, kicked off his shoes, and got on the bed. Jo did the same. They started jumping, Logan ocassionally kicking the wall.

"Oh yeahh!" Jo screamed. Logan made a fake moaning sound.

"Mmm, baby," he moaned.

"Go harder!" Jo yelled.

"Hold on one second," Logan whispered, "you keep it up."

He went over to the door and put an ear up to it.

"They're gone," he smiled, "we can stop pretending."

Jo got down from the bed. "Wait!" she said, "we have to make it look like we just had sex."

Logan unbuttoned the top of his shirt and ruffled his hair. Jo whipped her head around to mess up her hair a couple times and took out her earrings.

"There." They walked out, satisfied with their work.

*~*~I may or not have gone "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!" when I wrote that. I hate that song.~*~*

Logan was sitting at the bar, reading another book, this time about stem cell research. James walked in and grabbed a soda from the fridge.

"So," he said casually, popping the lid off, "how was the fake sex?"

"W-w-what do you mean?" Logan asked, looking up from his book.

"I mean that I know you didn't really fuck Jo," James said as he leaned against the counter across from Logan.

"I don't know what you're talking about," Logan said, rolling his eyes dramatically in a very suspicious way, "Why would you think that?"

James raised an eyebrow. It was enough.

"Okay, it's true, but how did you know?" Logan asked.

"Two reasons," James said. "One," he reached into his back pocket and pulled out a glittery bedazzled iPod. It was Jo's. He went to her Top 25 Most Played and showed Logan the list. A good half of them were Christian church songs. One was even called We Love God (ironically, the one after that was God Loves Us).

"And two," he grabbed Logan's book and pointed to it. "These do NOT add up to hot crazy wild sex. They add up more to "let's hold hands and think about intercourse when we're 35."

Logan blushed.

"I mean c'mon dude," James continued, "if you two were the kind of people you're pretending to be, the only time you'd be saying 'Jesus' would be screaming it out in climax and the only science would be-"

"Okay, I get it," Logan cut him off.

"Aight dude, all I'm saying is that your little act to make Kendall jealous can't last forever."

"Jealous? Why would I want to make Kendall jealous?"

"Well, Jo wants him jealous. You just want him pissed. But clearly, since you and Jo have no feelings for eachother, it won't work forever."

"How did you know we have no feelings for eachother?"

"Remember that time I had to bring that nerd girl to a party and make out with her back in sophmore year to get her to do my science project?"

"Yeah..."

"Did I look into that?"

"James, you look into EVERYTHING."

James shook his head. "Not the point. I wasn't very into it. Anyways, when you and Jo kiss, you look like you're making out with a broom."

Logan flinched. "That bad?"

"Worse. Of course Kendall sees it more as porn star quality making out, but pretty much everyone else just sees it and thinks 'WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING?'"

"So what, do I just end it with Jo?" Logan asked, confused.

"Like you've been doing, just fake it."

"But what do I do about Kendall?" Logan asked, still wondering.

"I'm sure you'll find another way to make him crazy," James winked and walked away.

~*~*This is probably my perverted mind talking, but the little things at the edges of my page breaks totally look like sperm. Do you see it?*~*~

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And this will probably have 2 more chapters, but it kinda depends... WE SHALL SEE.