A/N: Heeeeey readers! Thanks to the subscribers and favoriters and reviewers and BLAH BLAH BLAH. On with the freakin story.
DISCLAIMER: I don't even need this anymore ok...
*~*~page break timee!~*~*
"Oh Jo... We have to end this!" Logan said in a fake sad voice.
"But Logan, we can't!" Jo exclaimed dramatically.
"No... We must!"
"Oh Logan!"
"Oh Jo!"
"I'm so sad to see you go!"
"Me too!" Logan replied, then whispered, "But seriously, I gotta go. Can we wrap this up?"
"FINE!" Jo shouted, "But just know you're breaking my heart!"
"Sssshh," Logan said loudly, covering her lips with a finger, "don't make this any harder than it already is!" He turned dramatically and walked off towards 2J, and Jo went off to the pool. Bitters shook his head and threw some popcorn into his mouth.
"Hey Jett," Jo said flirtatiously as she walked by him. Single life was good.
~*~*There's a surprise coming after this page break!*~*~
Kendall sat on the couch, angrily flipping through channels. He stopped on some show with a bunch of strippers and drunk people. It looked like his type of show. He tossed the remote to the side, running a hand through his hair. Kendall couldn't BELIEVE that Logan got in Jo's pants before he did. He never should've slept with Camille. It wasn't even that great.
Just then, his phone vibrated. The screen said "That Sexy Beast."
Damn, how did James get hold of people's phones without them noticing so easily? He could've sworn he saw him carrying Jo's iPod around the other day...
He opened the text. It read "they broke upp!"
"YESS!" He screamed, doing a little happy dance.
The door opened and Logan walked in. Kendall tossed his phone onto the coffee table and crossed his arms behind his head, trying to look like he didn't give a fuck.
"Were you just dancing?" Logan asked, squinting at him.
"Nope," Kendall said quickly, turning back to look at the TV.
Logan glanced at it and saw the strippers. "Oh, getting a little into your show?"
"Umm... Yeah. It's pretty hot stuff," Kendall said casually, adding, "If you're into that kind of thing."
Logan turned to go into his room, when Kendall called out after him.
"Wait!" He said, "Logan, we need to talk."
Logan stopped and scowled at him. "About what?"
"You know what," Kendall replied with a frown. He patted on the couch. "Sit."
Logan paused, considering leaving. He shrugged and sat down next to Kendall.
Kendall turned the TV off and turned to face Logan.
"Abandoning your precious show?" Logan asked.
He shrugged, "I wasn't that into it anyway."
Logan raised an eyebrow.
"Whatever dude," Kendall said, shaking his head, "anyways, I just gotta say I'm sorry. I was drunk. Camille was drunk. We played Spin The Bottle. We kissed. One thin gled to another. I barely remember it. I just want to be your friend again."
"And why should I accept your apology?" Logan asked, crossing his arms.
Kendall paused, trying to think of a good reason. He couldn't, so he leaned forward and grabbed Logan's neck. He kissed Logan. Hard.
"What the hell was that?" Logan asked, shocked.
"Plan B?" Kendall suggested.
"But... why?"
"I don't know..." Kendall said, then added, "But you liked it, I could tell."
"I did NOT like it," Logan defended himself, smiling. He wasn't a very good liar.
"Really?" Kendall asked. "Prove it."
He leaned in and kissed Logan again, really leaning into the kiss this time. Logan couldn't help himself, he opened his mouth. His lips worked around Kendall's, and Kendall pushed his toungue deeper and deeper into Logan's mouth. Logan wrapped his arms around Kendall's neck, smiling into the kiss. This was MUCH better than kissing Jo.
They pulled away, gasping for breath.
"Whoah," Logan breathed, looking at Kendall, amazed.
"Still don't like it?" Kendall grinned smugly.
Logan shook his head. "That was awesome, actually."
"Better than Camille? Or Jo?"
"Way better than Camille. And sure as HELL better than Jo. I didn't even like her."
"What?" Kendall asked.
Logan looked away. "We may have faked that whole thing to make you jealous..."
Kendall laughed, "Which one wanted to make me jealous?"
"Well, Jo, but I seem to have won this game..."
"You sure have," Kendall kissed him again. "So, just gonna be 'good friends' with Camille for real now?"
"Mmm," Logan agreed, "or should we even be friends? I think she's kind of a slut..."
"So is James," Kendall pointed out.
"This is true," Logan remarked before Kendall had him pinned to the couch again.
*~*~I swear to god guys I was gonna keep this fic straight but ajhdfdshfh KOGAN~*~*
"Mmmm... Logie... more..." Kendall moaned, trying to control himself.
"Sssh! The elevator's stopping!" Logan hissed, pulling away and smoothing his shirt out.
The elevator doors opened to James and Carlos.
"...but you have to remember the condom, or she could get pregnant," James warned, "the I-missed-my-period call makes Silence of The Lambs look like a lullaby."
Kendall raised an eyebrow as they stepped into the elevator.
Carlos took it in with wide eyes. "How many times have you gotten that call?" he asked eagerly.
James made a four with his fingers. "All false alarms. Excapt for that one girl, but it wasn't mine anyways..."
Kendall laughed, "I remember that. You were a wreck. You even got a zit from the stress."
James shuddered, "I do NOT get zits. That was like the apocalypse."
The elevator doors opened up to the lobby, and James and Carlos got out.
"You coming?" Carlos asked.
"Oh, no, I meant to press up. Look at that," Kendall said, pressing the hold door button while they talked.
"What do you know? Me too," Logan added. "Ugh, now I have to ride up with you, jerk."
Kendall rolled his eyes.
"Is my mom home?" he asked.
"She'll be at the gym until six, and Katie's hanging out with that Kyle kid," Carlos told him.
"Yeah, we'll see about that," James said, looking around.
"Ok, well, see ya later! Keep Katie safe!" Kendall called.
"And try not to scar Carlos!" Logan added as the elevator doors closed.
"Did you hear that?" Kendall said suggestively. "The apartment is empty for the next two hours."
"Is it," Logan said, "because I think there'll be QUITE a party in there."
Kendall grabbed his ass, "that's what I like to hear," he winked.
~*~*So, are ya feelin the Kogan yet?*~*~
"Harder!" Logan screamed, begging Kendall for more. He obeyed.
"God this is great," Kendall panted as he fell back onto the bed next to Logan. "Why didn't we think of this sooner?"
"I have no idea," Logan breathed, pulling Kendall back on top of him. Kendall attacked his mouth and worked his hands down Logan's waist.
"Ready to go again?" Kendall asked, his green eyes lusty.
"Only always," Logan replied.
"Get on your knees, bitch," Kendall joked, biting Logan's lip a little. Logan just smiled and did as he was told.
*~*~Don't kill me, I can't write sex for my life. This is why I only rated it T.~*~*
Kendall sat down and put his feet up on the coffee table next to James.
James picked up the remote and muted the TV. It was on Law & Order, and as much as he wanted to watch, he HAD to ask Kendall something.
"What's her name?" James said plainly.
"Huh?"
"I'm not dumb, Kendall. I can tell that you're gettin' some. So, what's her name?"
Kendall turned bright red and looked up at the ceiling, "Whaaat? Noooo."
"Oh my God. It better not be Camille."
"NO! It's not!"
"Are you back with Jo?"
"No..."
"Is it a Jennifer? That blonde one is MY territory."
"James, you're still the only one to fuck a Jennifer."
"Mercedes? Griffin would be PISSED."
"No, not her either."
"Then WHO?" James yelled.
"Not telling you," Kendall mumbled.
"Why the hell not?"
"You gossip like a schoolgirl!"
James gasped, pretending to be offended. "I am no schoolgirl."
"Whatever... Can you unmute the TV?"
"No way. Not until you tell me."
"I'm not telling you!"
"Oh my God. It's not a girl."
Kendall blushed a whole lot redder.
"No way. You're fucking a dude. Kendall Knight is gay. Oh my God."
"I am not gay! Were you not here for all the girls?"
"But right now it's a dude. You're bi. Who is he?"
"Not telling."
"Is it Guitar Dude? It must be Guitar Dude. You both have that whole stoner thing going on."
"I am not a stoner!"
"You're a closet stoner. Two beers at a party and you're all 'Dude! Smoke it and pass it!' Even if no one has weed," James pointed out.
"Whatever. It's not Guitar Dude."
"Then who?"
Kendall shook his head.
"I didn't wanna have to do this..." James pulled Kendall's phone out.
"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" Kendall screamed.
James shrugged. "It's a gift. Works great for picking up girls."
"Whatever. Very funny. Gimme the phone."
"No way!" James said, already getting up, ready to run.
"James," Kendall warned.
"BANDANAS ARE COOL!" James shouted, throwing a bandana in Kendall's face. He jumped over the coffee table and ran into the bathroom.
"Fuck!" Kendall muttered as he chased after him. It was no use. Bandana Man had already locked the door.
"I'll tell people you're jacking off in there if anyone comes home," Kendall threatened.
"Who says I'm not?" James called back.
Kendall gaped.
"Dude, I'm kidding. But I don't care, I WILL find out," James told him.
Right then, the phone vibrated.
'New Text Message: Logie-Bear'
James smirked, knowing what was coming. He clicked View Now.
'nf Kendall im getting hard'
James grinned and sent a winky face back at him. He had a feeling he knew who it was.
"Let's see... Coversations... LO-GAIN," James said loudly.
"No! James! Don't read those!" Kendall begged.
James ignored him and opened the last message Kendall had sent.
'hold on... the house will be empty soon just gotta get rid of james'
James opened the door and tossed the phone to Kendall.
"Ouch! Get RID of me? I'm offended Kendall. Oh, and Logan texted back."
Kendall gave James a WHAT THE FUCK look.
"So, Logie's gay. Can't say I'm surprised. He's never been that into girls. But I've seen him check out a couple of guys."
"If I'm bi, and Logan's gay, and you're... SOMETHING," Kendall began.
"I'm trysexual," James corrected.
"I hate to break it to you James, but there's generally only 2 genders..."
"Not trisexual, TRYsexual. As in I'll TRY anything. Within reason, of course. And some alcohol usually helps."
Kendall just nodded. "Anyways," he finished, "If I'm bi, Logan's gay, and you're trysexual," he made air quotes around the word, "then is Carlos the only straight one?"
"I'm not sure Carlos counts..." James remarked.
"Good point."
"Ok dude, I'm outta here. I don't wanna be here when Logan gets home."
Kendall looked serious, "Do NOT tell anybody, you hear me?"
"Yeah yeah, I gotcha," James turned to leave, before turning and singing "Kendall and Logan, sittin in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G. First comes kissing, then comes sexting, then comes a dick up Logan's-"
"JAMES!"
"Fine, I'm going, I'm going," He stopped and shook his ass as he opened the door, "Get that booty, Kendall."
Logan walked up as James did this. James just winked and left.
"Does he..." Logan pointed towards where James had walked away.
"He won't tell," Kendall assured him. "Now, close that door and get your ass over here."
*~*~Last page break after that epic long scene!~*~*
A/N: Sooo, whatcha think of this one? I, personally, like this chapter the best so far. I hate to say it, but the next chapter is the next. Peace outt guys. SEEYUHH.