A/N: Hey guys, thanks for the reviews and stuffs! This chapter is the last. I know in the las author's note I said the next chapter is the next, but I meant last, lol. Although that is true. Anyways, I pretty much have no idea how I'm doing this chapter. I know what the beggining will be, and the end, but I'm just sorta wingin' it. So really, I'm just as curious as you. I mean, unless you couldn't care any less, but you've read up to chapter 5, so I assume you like this thing. Unless it's one of those fics that's just SO BAD that you can't stop reading. Oh god, I hope I'm not one of those authors. Alright, I'm rambling now. On with the story.

DISCLAIMER: BTR isn't mine. But they're not yours either, so HA! I mean, unless Scott Fellows is reading this, but I don't see why he would be, of course he could be getting ideas for the show, I would flail and die if this was an episode, but I doubt it would be, so most likely Scott Fellows isn't reading this. But just in case...

HI SCOTT!

*~*~Oh wow I talk a lot don't I~*~*

"Carlos, how is this even physically possible?" James complained, turning around to follow Carlos back to the elevators. "You CAN'T have to pee again," he said dramatically.

"Well, I do!" Carlos said, "That was a big smoothie."

"I had a smoothie too," James said, "and I don't have to pee."

"Well maybe I have a smaller bladder than you!" Carlos said to him once they got inside the elevator. "It would make sense, you're bigger than me."

They got some weird looks from a new woman and a girl about Katie's age.

"Well hurry up," James hissed, ignoring the strange looks. He got them all the time when he hung out with Carlos. "I got us dates, remember?" he told Carlos, hoping it would motivate him a little.

"Okay, okay!" Carlos said, stepping out of the elevator. They went over to 2J and Carlos started to open the door. He screamed.

~*~*Don't even ask me why James had to go with when Carlos had to pee okay I don't even know this was unplanned just like pretty much everything else in my life.*~*~

"They're gone," Kendall said in a suggestive voice when the door clicked shut.

"I still can't believe James got Carlos a date," Logan said, bewildered. Getting Carlos a date was no small task.

"Who cares about them," Kendall told him, wrapping his arms around the smaller boy from behind, as many things between the two were done, "I have a way hotter date," he whispered, kissing Logan's neck.

"Do you now?" Logan said flirtatiously, turning to face Kendall. Kendall smiled and pulled Logan in, kissing him. He dragged him back onto the couch, digging his toungue in deeper. Soon, Kendall had flipped Logan over and gotten on top. Logan fisted the hem of Kendall's shirt with one hand, and grabbed his hair with the other. Kendall slid his hands down Logan's sides and into his pants. Logan moved down and kissed Kendall's neck, leaving a hickey.

Suddenly, they heard a shrill scream from the doorway. They pulled away from eachother, confused. Kendall had his legs wrapped around Logan's hips and still had a hand down his pants. Logan was still holding on to Kendall's shirt.

In the doorway stood James and Carlos. James threw a hand over Carlos's eyes.

"You know, I bet you really don't have to pee that bad. Our dates are waiting. Let's go," He said to Carlos, pulling him out of the apartment and closing the door.

"What..." Carlos began, trailing off and looking very concerned.

"Don't worry about it," James told him, patting him on the head, "let's go."

Carlos nodded. "James?"

"Yeah," he responded, rubbing his hands together tensely. He knew he couldn't get away without any questions.

"Are they gay?"

That was an easy one. "Like a couple of rainbow unicorns. Now, let's go, I got TWINS," he told Carlos, "it's even better than the Jennifers."

*~*~Don't ask where the 'from behind, as many things between the two were done,' came from. I have no idea. Winging it, remember?~*~*

"Wow," Kendall said, getting up and taking his hand out of Logan's pants, "that was awkward."

"I wonder what Carlos is asking right now," Logan said nervously.

"Probably the usual. 'What were they doing? Why was it so loud? Why did James have a wooden spoon and four stuffed cats?'"

Logan raised an eyebrow.

"Long story. Some girls are into freaky shit, but if they're hot enough, James is a pretty open minded man." Kendall said, laughing.

Logan just nodded. Then it hit him.

"Oh my god, Kindle, Carlos and James just WALKED IN ON US," Logan said suddenly, gripping Kendall's shoulder. His voice got really deep, like it always did when he freaked out. Kendall laughed.

"There it is!" he said.

"There's what?"

"The freaked-out-and-yelly I was waiting for. And here it is!" Kendall laughed again.

"Kendall, what do we tell them?" Logan begged, serious.

"Well, first of all, James already knew. Secondly, it's Carlos! Don't sweat it."

"It's JAMES and CARLOS. Do you know how much those two can talk collectively?"

Kendall's eyes widened. "We have to stop them."

~*~*Ok before you yell at me Logan totally does call Kendall Kindle when he talks fast. You know it's true.*~*~

"...so if I seem a little nervous and freaked out, it's because before I came here, I just walked in on my other two best friends making out! And they're both guys. Oh, here comes James with the drinks. Be cool. Pretend I didn't just tell you this, please?" Carlos begged, realizing he had just spilled everything to these two strangers.

The blondes nodded, confused, as James walked up. He put the drinks down on the table and noticed the looks on the girls faces.

"I'm sorry," James said to them, "whatever he said to you, Carlitos here is a foreign exchange student," he put a hand up to cover one side of his mouth, "his English isn't very good," he whisper-talked.

He turned to Carlos. "Carlos, que dejiste a las chicas?" he asked, trying to make the cover-up seem legit.

"James, dude, I don't even speak Spanish!" Carlos said to him.

He turned back to the girls, "On second thought, I could just hang out with both of you, if you know what I mean," he winked, giving it one last shot. The first blonde rolled her eyes disgustedly and walked away. The other got up to follow, then, when her sister wasn't looking, wrote her number on James's arm after giving him the up-and-down again. They walked away.

"He hey, I have more game than you can imagine," James chuckled proudly, entering the number on his arm into his phone as 'Easier Blonde Twin.' "Now I just wait five days before calling her. And THAT is how to get a girl."

"Logan said you wait three days," Carlos said, confused.

James rolled his eyes, "That's standard. This girl was easy, which means she's desperate. If I wait two extra days, she'll think I forgot about her, so when I do call, I'll get in her pants for sure," he explained.

Carlos nodded, pretending he understood. "J-James?" he asked, "Do we have to go back to the apartment?"

"I'm afraid we do, buddy," James slung an arm around Carlos, "but this time, we knock."

*~*~I think I might kinda sorta have some kind of idea of what the hell I'm doing now.~*~*

"So," Kendall said, rubbing his hands together. He, Logan, James, and Carlos were all sitting on the orange couch.

"So," James said.

"Yup," Logan added.

"What happened?" Carlos asked shyly.

"It's not what it looks like?" Kendall suggested.

"Really? Because it looked like you and Logan were about to get it on on the couch," James said.

"It did look like that didn't it," Logan observed.

"Okay, it is what it looks like," Kendall said. He put an arm around Logan and turned to Carlos, "Carlos, me and Logan are together. DON'T tell anyone."

"Okay, I won't," Carlos said, shrugging. It made enough sense to him.

"Except for those two blondes..." James muttered.

"What?" Logan asked.

James rolled his eyes, "Nothing. Just please don't ACTUALLY have sex on the couch that we all sit on."

"Like you haven't?" Kendall said.

"Well played, Knight," James said, "well played."

~*~*How's this coming guys?*~*~

"So," Carlos began the next morning in the lobby, "you know what I've just realized?"

"What?" the other three asked.

"I'm the only one who hasn't at least kissed Camille."

"That is how this whole mess started, isn't it?" Kendall said. He put an arm around Logan and leaned in to kiss him. Logan put his hand up and pushed Kendall back.

"Not here," he said, "people could see."

"Oh, that reminds me," James said, "Bitters wanted me to tell you that there's camera's in the elevators...?"

Kendall and Logan blushed and turned around to look at Bitters, who waved and tossed some popcorn into his mouth.

"Yo, let's get back on topic," Carlos said, clapping his hands to regain the couple's attention. "I think I deserve a turn with Camille."

"No," the other three chorused.

"Why not?" Carlos whined.

"Because," James said, "if you had a couple name, it would still be the same. It would be just Carlos or Camille. Therefore, you just shouldn't BE a couple."

The others gave him some weird looks.

"What?" he put his hands up, "It's a basic rule of dating."

Just then, a girl came up and tapped James on the shoulder. She was tan with blonde hair and had on short short, a low top, with huge boobs.

"Excuse me," she said, "do you know where apartment 4E is?"

"I do," he told her, standing up. "I can show you there in just a sec. I'll even bring your bags up for you."

"Thanks," she said, "I'm Jackie, by the way."

"James," he gave her a winning smile.

She turned and walked away to go wait for James.

"On second thought," he leaned in to tell the others quickly, "Carlos, if you want to ride Camille like a rodeo pony, be my guest. Now I am gonna go get the new girl up to her apartment, if you know what I mean," he winked and turned to go over to where Jackie was waiting.

*~*~There it is guys!~*~*

A/N: Thus ends my weird topic-changing story. I hope I didn't lose anybody, lol. So how was this? Review review review! Oh, and reviewing would be nice too.