Clouded Moon

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AN: I'm a failure at life. I update fanfictions at the speed of a turtle. Or a tortoise, whichever is slower... actually maybe even at the speed of a snail. Or an ant making a tunnel underground. Or a construction worker digging to the core of the Earth with a shovel.

I'M SORRYYY! I promised an update LAST MONTH.

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And here I am, giving you a short chapter. Weekends are the only times I'm able to write... I have so much HOMEWORK.

*mumble, grumble, mumble*

Well anyways, I'll end my rant now, and thank all my fantastic readers who put up with my slow updates! THANK YOU! I feel so loved...

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13. Another Evil One.

Renesmee Cullen.

"I know what you are, Renesmee Cullen," she spat with disgust. "Just like your beloved Jacob, I can smell it too."

We stared at her. I glanced at Jacob in alarm, searching for instructions. But Jacob continued to look at Alexandra in absolute shock.

"Are you...?" Jacob said.

"That's right, Jakey-poo, I'm juuust like you."

"What?" I asked. "What are you?"

"No way," Alexandra said. "You haven't told her yet?"

"I was supposed to guess," I said in my defence.

"Well then, I'll let you guess," Alexandra said smugly. "But Jacob, you can be afraid."

"Why would I be afraid?"

"Ooh, brave," Alexandra said, sounding way too interested for my comfort.

"Don't take Jacob away from me," I said. "Please."

Alexandra sighed. "That's not my main purpose, Renesmee," she said. "But I might just help myself when you're gone."

"We're best friends, aren't we?" I said cautiously. "Aren't we?"

"Pshh!" she laughed. "Friends? With one of you? A dirty, filthy bloodsucker?"

I flinched.

"Hey, you can't kill her-" Jacob tried, only to be cut off by her laugh.

"Jacob, Jacob, Jacob," she shook her head from side to side. "I'm not part of your pack. I'm not bound by the treaty."

This seemed to have affected Jacob greatly. The pain on his face was so deeply real. I could hear him voice, in my mind, his deep husky voice screaming.

"Jacob," I said. "What's this about a treaty?"

"I'll explain it all later, Renesmee."

"So, Jacob," Alexandra said. "Shall we have a war for Renesmee?"

Jacob looked up. "Now?"

"That's right."

"Why?"

Alexandra smiled. "Maybe I'll get lucky enough to see you naked."

My shocked eyes flew in Jacob's direction.

Jacob raised an eyebrow, apparently not noticing me. "You're disgusting."

Laughing again, Alexandra 'admitted defeat.'

"Fine then," she said. "Some other time, maybe."

There was silence as I stared at the two people in front of me.

"You know," Alexandra said. "This really sucks, Renesmee not being able to say anything."

"I don't know what you are," I said in my defence.

"Maybe I should tell you. This is much more boring than I'd imagined it."

"You're not vampires, right?"

Alexandra stared at me like I'd told her she looked like a dead slug. "No," she said, grimacing. "We're not."

"Nessie," Jacob said suddenly, his voice shattering the tense atmosphere. "Come with me."

He took my hand and pulled me out of my room, leaving a smirking Alexandra behind. We went into the neighbouring room, Jacob's own.

"Nessie," he repeated my name in the same tone as he just had. "I'm just going to tell you what I am and get it over with."

"Sure," I looked up at him with caution.

He closed his eyes, and took a deep breath. "I, Nessie," he started. "Am a werewolf. Your archenemy."

I blinked. "Archenemy?" I asked. "Then why are you living with a bunch of vampires?"

"That's a very long story. It refers to when you were born, what happened before you were born, how Bella and Edward got together and all that stuff. To sum it all up, I'm living with a bunch of vampires because of Bella and you."

"Me? And Bella?"

"I forgot about you existing, because of that dude's power and whatnot, but ever since I met you again, I've just kind of... known. That you were once beside me... it's hard to explain. Bella and I have an easy story. We were friends when she was still human."

"How'd she turn into a vampire?"

"She decided to fall for a vampire, marry him and get bitten."

I stared at him. He laughed.

"Typical Bella."

"Jacob, I appreciate your story," Alexandra's voice spoke at the door. "But you're missing the point. Get back to the topic."

"Why are you here?"

"Well, you were taking too long. I was worried," she laughed.

"I have nothing else to say," he narrowed his eyes as he spoke.

"Well then, I will. You must be dead curious. How could I possibly be a werewolf? I'm just a girl living on the other side of America."

"But you have Quileute blood, right?" I asked.

"You really are a smart one, Renesmee. Of course, you must remember everything now, from the Volturi leech's visit. Inside, you truly knew Jacob was a werewolf. That's why you're not nearly as surprised as you should be."

I didn't react. Alexandra sighed.

"So one day, poor little normal girl Alexandra decides to write a report on her family background. For this, she travels across the country to the state of Washington, to a small little reservation named La Push, where her mother grew up. She explores the scenery, finishes her report, and returns back home. But when she gets home, she starts acting strange. Her mother and father have her in bed all day, as her fever continues to rise. She's suddenly aggravated, and doesn't feel sick at all. And one day, when she finally loses it, she turns into a giant wolf."

Jacob raised an eyebrow at this point. I suspected he could relate to this.

"Of course now, she's suddenly agile and gets top grades in Gym class. And when she turns into a wolf, she can run across the continent in a matter of minutes. One day, a little vampire who smells like a wacky chemistry experiment comes along and starts to fight her, calling her a 'Child of the Moon.' Alexandra defeats it and decides to go back to La Push, seeking advice. Unable to find anyone in their houses, she looks everywhere until she sees a giant bonfire, surrounded by people. And here, she overhears the legends, and what she is. She also sees many people afterwards, turning into wolves like her. They look happy, but now she knows what she must do."

I flinched, knowing what was coming next.

"And so, Renesmee, I am venturing out into the world to destroy every vampire on this planet. I've killed a countless amount of minor ones the world is clueless about, and you're next, one of the major vampires. Then the rest of your family, and then I plan to go for the Denali Clan. And at the top of all this, the Volturi. My final prize will be Aro's head. And that's when I'll quit and go back to living a peaceful life with my husband, Jacob, and various children."

"Husband Jacob?" Jacob said. "And various children?"

"Did I mention the grandchildren?"

"Not gonna happen, Alexandra."

She laughed. "Oh, really?"

That wasn't necessary. I was officially freaked out.

"Even so, Jacob," Alexandra said. "Renesmee's going to die, whether you like it or not."

"How could you do this?" I cried. "We're best friends!"

"Correction, Renesmee, we were best friends. Actually, I'm not even sure if we ever were," Alexandra said. "The first time I met you, I wasn't even sure if you were a vampire or not, you didn't smell like one, and weren't suspicious at all. I had to get close to you to confirm it. And of course, if I didn't pretend to hate Jacob, you'd never let me near you. But the truth is, though I'm not necessarily in love with Jacob, I do admit he's hot. And what's better than the alpha of a wolf pack?"

Jacob glared at her.

"But... you were so nice."

I think I saw Alexandra's eyes widen, even it was just for a split second. "Life's hard, Renesmee," she said. "People lie."

Jacob Black.

What. A. Bitch.

Excuse the language, but people aren't this bad nowadays. This idiotic girl, Alexandra, has turned out to be the total opposite of what I thought she was. I figured she was a normal, sane girl who was actually human.

And she turns out to be a werewolf- my own species. I should have been able to sense it. Not only that, but all her morals and virtues have turned out to be the complete opposite of what she said.

Renesmee's best friend? Scratch that. She's her sworn enemy, now trying to kill her.

Human? Scratch that. Not even close.

Not one of the hungry wolf girls that stalk me? Scratch that. Well, not completely, the metaphor turned into reality, and the verb came true as well.

This was as ironic as a classic Greek Tragedy- like Oedipus, where the dude ends up marrying his mother. Oh joyous day. Hallelujah. I'm squealing like a demented fangirl.

...

Sarcasm.

No offence to fangirls, I'm one myself and am not one to speak.

I have this feeling I've made Alexandra too extreme, so suddenly.

This might be a mistake.

I hope it isn't.

BUT this won't turn out like Afternoon Sun, if you've read that story of mine.

Super-sorry for my late update...

I'm actually going to try and write the entire story next time before I post it up...

It'll save a lot of time, won't it? xD

Well, I'd appreciate your reviews! Tell me if you liked it! :D