Riku had both his eye brows raised and his mouth was hanging open. After a while of staring awkwardly he blinked closed his mouth and relaxed his eyebrows while cleaning out his ear with his pinky. "I'm sorry, I just hallucinated... what did you just say?" He asked looking up. Ansem rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.
"Weren't you paying attention? I've been saying the same thing for a while now. I hate people who make me repeat my self."
Riku smiled sardonically. "Uh huh, yeah I bet you do. So what did you say?"
Ansem uncrossed his arms and gave a grin. "I was convincing you."
"Convincing me too..." Riku said motioning with his hands for Ansem to finish his sentence. Ansem rolled his eyes again. "Hard of hearing are we? i've been convincing you to surrender to the darkness and surrender your body to me."
Riku stared for a while and broke down with laughter. "I am so sorry! These hallucinations just keep popping up! I just imagined that you asked me to give you my body!" He said slapping his knee while doubling over with laughter. Ansem scowled.
"I did."
Riku's eye's got wide and all the blood drained from his face. "Augh! Ew! Oh that is gross! Oh god! Oh my god!" Riku clutched his hair and pulled at it in a frightened manner.
Ansem was almost surprised at this outburst. "The hell?"
"Oh... oh dude! Never ever say that again!"
"What? Why?"
"Cause it sounds like you're hitting on me!"
All the color drained from Ansem's face as well. He stared at the spazzing boy for a while, with god knows what going through his head. Finally, once his brain had processed all the damage that had been done, Ansem smacked Riku over the head as hard as he could. "You sick, sick child! What is wrong with you? How could you even begin to think that? How?" Ansem asked continuously smacking Riku over the head.
Riku smacked his hand away nastily. "It's your fault! If you didn't say stuff like that then I wouldn't think things like that!"
"You cant blame me! How was I supposed to know that what I was saying could be interpreted in such a way? I've been in the dark realm for longer than you've existed for pete sake!" Ansem said hitting him once more for good measure.
"Ok, ok! Jeeze I'm sorry!" Riku said rubbing his head.
"Ugh... I mean come on! I may be evil but I'm not that evil!"
"I said I was sorry! Spaz." Riku snarled.
"Alright... where was I?"
"Eternal darkness."
"Oh right." Ansem cleared his throat. "Surrender to the darkness and surrender... See now it sounds dirty! Do you see what you've done?"
Riku rolled his eyes and thought a moment. "Ok I've got it! Instead of saying 'I want your body'..."
Ansem cringed
"You could say: 'I want your physical identity!'" Riku said placing one hand on his hip and his other in the air. Ansem thought this over and finally looked back over at the boy. "That's good." He admitted.
"I know." Riku said smiling.
"Ok let's take this from the top then..."
Riku groaned, as soon as he was out of this place he was going to sue Ansem for mental anguish.
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Author's ending note: You know I was going to have my sister draw this out...Personally? I laugh even thinking about it. I mean seriously... just imagine this whole scenario in your head for like two seconds. Laughing yet? Well feel free to send me any lawsuits and/or hospital bills. Bye bye.