"Why do you hate the darkness so?" Riku turned around to see Ansem standing there with his arms crossed. "It's not healthy to hate something as much as that." He said. For some reason this reminded Riku of the time his 2nd grade teacher forced him to go to confession. That had not been pleasant. Ever been spanked by a priest? Neither has Riku. But still, it makes a good point.
"Why do you care?" Riku asked turning around.
"If you accept the darkness within you, the turmoil you're facing, will cease."
"No thanks, I like my turmoil where it is."
"That's bad for you."
Riku groaned. Righteousness didn't suit Ansem. Riku, in retaliation to this comment, raised his hand and touched his forehead, then lowered his hand and touched the middle of his chest then he touched his right shoulder, then his left and said: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." He said turning back around to start walking again.
"What?" Ansem was stunned.
"Nothing." Riku said waving his hand in the air. "Nothing at all."
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Author: The prompt I was given for this was Sin. My sister has such obscure prompts it enought to drive me insane! But insane is good. Espescially when you're writing humor. But this one is by far my worst... So read and forget and all will be well in the world.