A/N:Ok here is the frist episode of Total Drama Races! sorry it looks rushed! I didn't mean to make it look that way. Oh well,i'll make up for it in the next chapter! Enjoy the story,everyone! Oh and since we have two Johns,Johnny will be bolded and John won't be.

The camera shows Chris looking at himself in the mirror,completly oblivous that the camera is on. "Oh Chris your so sexy." said Chris in high girly voice. Jackie tried to hold back her giggles as well as the camera people.

"Chris-sama,the camera is on!" said Jackie giggling. Chris jumped a bit when he saw that he was on camera. "Welcome back,veiwers!" said Chris tossing the mirror and hitting some bystander off screen.

"AAHH! KUSOTARE!(BASTARD!)" shouted the bystander "What did he say?" asked Chris to Jackie

"Uh,he called you a bastard." said Jackie. Chris gave the bystander the finger and then went back to what he was doing. "Alright let's this thing started! It's time to meet the racers!"

A neon purple Ferrari with sliver flames and blue headlights pulled up next to Jackie and Chris. "Nice looking ride." said Jackie smiling. The car door opened and a girl,who was slighty tan,stepped out of the car. Her hair was jet black and in a short bob. The girl also had a beauty mark on her upper lip. She was wearing a lavender sundress. "Bonjour,Chris! Bonjour,Jackie!" said the girl. She had a strong French accent."Je m'appelle Nina Fey!"

Chris looked clueless at the girl. "What are you saying? I don't understand what you are saying." He said slowly. Nina laughed and said,"Hallo,Chris! Hallo Jackie! My name are Nina!"

Jackie rolled her eyes,walked over to Nina and shook her hand. "Bonjour,Nina! Bienvenue(Welcome)!" "Oh,Merci Beaucoup(Thank you very much!)!" said Nina happy someone around here could speak French

Chris tapped his foot impatiently. "Can we get on with the show!" Jackie looked at Chris and stuck her tounge out at him. Chris did the samething.

Thats when a black 1967 Ford Mustang pulled up. It had red racing stripes on the hood,ghost lighting down the sides,and red neon lights under the car. The car door opened and a boy with medium tan skin stepped out. He had jet black hair and redlight. His hair was in a medium long ponytail. The boy was wearing a black t-shirt with a coat of arms on the back,tan cargo shorts,black fingerless gloves,a fedroa with a pirate's sword and crossbones,aviator sunglasses,and red sneakers.

"Hey what's up?" asked the boy "Name's Cody Drake." he spoke with a light Italian accent.

"Bonjour!" said Nina "Koniciwa,Cody." said Jackie.

"Yo what's up's dude?" said Chris "Sweet ride."

"Thanks." said Cody. "So when's the race gonna start?" "As soon as the rest of the racers show up!" said Jackie "So until then you can chat with Nina."

"Cool." said Cody. He walked over to Nina's car and tried to start a convention.

A red Nissan Hybrid with a black hood,glow in the dark white strips on the sides and red headlights pulls up. A blonde haired girl with blue eyes get's out the car. She's wearing a red racing uniform with white stripes all around. The girl was wearing a racing helmet that is black and white. She talks off the helmet and shakes her head a bit,getting rid of the helmet hair.

" 'Ello mates!" said the girl. She had a british accent. "My name is Alex,but you will address me as Checker!"

"Hello Checkers." said Chris "Go join the other two over there." He pointed to Cody and Nina. She walked over to them.

"Ok The other racers need to hurry up and so we can start this insane race!" said Chris excited

"Don't worry Chris-sama!" said Jackie "They'll be here."

A pink mini Cooper Convertible speed up and almost hit Jackie. "WHAT THE FUCK!" yelled Jackie quickly moving out the way. A japanese looking girl with long black hair in pigtails quickly came out the was wearing pink ballerina dress,fake butterfly wings,pink tights,ballet slippers and a headband with antennae.

Cody,Checker,Nina,Chris,and Jackie looked at the girl like she was from another planet. "NANDE KUSO!(What the hell!)" shouted Jackie "YOU ALMOST HIT ME!"

The girl was ignoring Jackie and smiled when she saw Chris. "CHRIS-SAMA!" shouted the girl. She ran over to him and gave him a tight hug.

"GAH!" said Chris "Why are you touching me!" Jackie tapped her foot angerily and said,"Uh,hello!"

The girl looked at Jackie and smiled. "HI! My name is Pika Yong!" Jackie crossed her arms. "Uh-huh,and I'm the girl who's gonna use a crow bar to pry you off of Chris if you don't let him go." Pika looked at Chris to see that his face was turning blue.

"Oops sorry!" said Pika letting Chris go. Chris gasped for air as soon as Pika let him go."J-just go over there w-with the others!" said Chris pointing to the gang still staring at Pika.

"Ok,Chris-sama!" said Pika smiling. She skipped over to the others. Cody hide behind Nina when she came over.

"Ok,then." said Jackie "Let's just bring in the next racer."

A orange and red 1968 Lola T70 Coupe Replica Roller pulled up next. It had a All-Stars symbol on the side of the car,lime green headlights,and the windows where tinted light orange.

"Cool." said Jackie smiling slightly "I wonder who owns that sweet ride?"

The car door opened and short pale skinned boy stepped out. He had spikey hair with green highlights. He had green googgles and a headset. He had muscles and was wearing a black and blue racing uniform with green gloves and racing shoes.

"Yo,what's up?" said the boy. He had a Brooklyn accent. "The names Eyrton."

"Eyrton,huh?" said Jackie smiling "Tough name for a tough looking dude. Anyway my name's Jackie and that thing over there is Chris." she said pointing to him.

"HEY!" shouted Chris

"You can join the others over there." Chris said pointing to the group of teens chatting away,waiting for the race to start.

"Cool." said Eyrton,walking over to the group.

A ferrari pulled up next. It had paintings of a blonde haired boy with sliver eyes on the side.

"Someone's sure does love himself." said Pika "ALOT!"

"Reminds me of someone I know." said Jackie under her breath. She looked at Chris who was putting on chapstick. She facepalmed after that. "Baka!" mumbled Jackie

The car stopped and the door opened. A tall boy,about 6'8",stepped out of the car and was absolutely GORGEOUS!

"Wow." said Jackie drooling slightly over the boy "He's HOT!"

"Not as hot as Justin though." said Chris. He got an odd look from Jackie and the other racers.

"Gay!" coughed Cody,loud enough for Chris and the others to hear. They snickered at that. Chris shot Cody a death glare.

"Uh,hello!" said the blonde boy. He had a slight french accent when he spoke

"Hello!" said Jackie "And what's your name,like I care."

The boy looked very annoyed at Jackie and said,"My name is John Russel Bouvier!"

"Oooo." said Jackie "What a fancy name. Go over with the other victim-I mean racers."

John walked over to the other's,where a bubbly Pika was there to greet him.

"Hi!" said Pika smiling "My name's Pika Yong!"

John gave a fake smile. "Nice to meet you Pika." he said a slightly annoyed tone.

That's when a black 1968 Chevy Camaro pulled up. It had a decaol of Ait Model,Lilith mae on both sides of the car,a red stripe going down the middle of the hood,top of the car,and the back. It has the engine popping out the hood and the head lights were red.

"Cooolio!" said Jackie

"Coolio?" said Chris

"What?"

A boy with short black shaved hair and a beard growing in. He had hazel eyes and normal coloured skin. He was wearing a black shirt with red long sleeved shirt underenth,and black jeans with black and white sneakers. the boy had a black wristband with spikes on it. He was also sporting a baseball cap with a black and white Lamb Of God Flag with a huge upside star instead of 50 smaller star on it. He also had 3 eyebrow piercings and a lip ring.

"Yo,what's up?" said the boy. He had a bit of an Norwegian accent. "Name's Eli Nicotero."

Chris smiled. 'A metal head.' he thought 'Can see alot of conflict with the others.'

"Awesome looking ride!" said Jackie walking up to Eli

"Thanks." said Eli "I call her Lilith."

"You gave your car a name?" said John "That's stupid."

Eli looked at John with a angery look on his face. He walked over to John. Eli was a bit taller than John.

"Listen pretty boy," said Eli picking up John by the shirt collar. He lifted him off the ground. "don't make fun of my car or I'll messup that pretty face of yours."

John looked a little scared. "O-ok,big fella." said john nervouly "I don't want any trouble." Eli put him back down.

"Loser." said Eli under his breath.

"I heard that." said John angerily

"Conflict,already?" said Jackie "Excellent!"

A couple more cars pulled up. Twins,Phobos and Deimos,who drove a black Viper and a Stingray,a girl named Kimberly,who drove metalic pink Lambourgini,a girl named Erika,who drove a 2010 Camaro,Elizabeth,who drove a Hummer,Katsuhkay who drove a blue-green motorbike,a boy named Johnny Williams,who drove Lamborgini,a boy named Jason a 19 Dodge viper,a boy named Lance,who drove a dark red Lambourgini,a boy named Dan,who drove a bulbasaur looking car,a girl named Ashley who drove a Black VW Jetta,and a boy named Io who drove a 1998 Harley Davison Fat boy.

"Alright." said Chris "We have all out racers!"

"So let's get this race started!" said Jackie

The teenaged racers cheered. Jackie began to pass out 22 maps to each racer.

"These world maps will help you through the race." said Jackie "So don't lose'em! Cause you only get one."

"Alright racers! To your cars cause the race is gonna start,right after this commercial break!"