Here's part 3 of Russian Troubles! and Russian Sing-a-Longs! In this chapter we get to see what the racers are up too before the next race! Jackie and Chris still hate each other,but that won't last long. (I hope). Also if someone is willing to draw some scenes from the story that's be awesome!
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"Come on Chris!" cried Jackie "I said I was sorry!"
"Get away from me!" shouted Chris
"Chriiiiiiis!"
"GO AWAY!"
Jackie frowned as Chris walked into his room and slammed the door. She sighed and looked down at her feet. She felt horrible about what she did to her co-host. She sighed,then balled up her fists and shouted at the top of her lungs,"FINE! Don't accept my apology! Be a *censored* loser for the rest of your *censored* life! SEE IF I CARE!"
Jackie kicked the door with all her strength and make a small hole in the door. She growled, pulled her foot out the door,turned on her heels and angrily stomped away.
Erika and Cody watched as Jackie stomped away trying not to get the angry Japanese girl's attention. They turned their attention back to Cody's car. Cody growled as he scraped the frozen dirt out of his car.
"Man, Chris is a DEAD MAN when I'm done with this!" grumbled Cody
"It's ok, Cody." said Erika smiling "I'm sure it will come out with some soap and water...and maybe a blowtorch."
Cody sighed and looked at Erika. Seeing her smile, made him smile, too. When Erika was near him, he felt somewhat relaxed. He turned his attention back to his car. He began to scrap some of the dried dirt off the car floor.
Erika wanted to help Cody with his car. But what could she do? She thought for a second and then got an idea. She quickly ran off to the kitchen. Cody hadn't noticed that Erika had left until he heard her screams coming from inside the kitchen. He got up quickly and ran towards the door.
"Erika!" said Cody "Erika, are you ok!"
Cody was about to run inside when Erika burst through the door with a bucket full of soapy water. She stumbled a bit spilling water on Cody. Cody quickly grabbed her before she could fall and spill the water everywhere.
"Got'cha!" said Cody, his hair dripping wet and full of suds "Don't want you to hurt that pretty face of yours."
Erika blushed as Cody called her pretty. She stood up and looked down at the half full bucket of water.
"Oh,um..this is for you." she said as she handed Cody the water
"Thanks Erika." said Cody blushing himself "Wanna help me wash my car?"
"Sure!" Erika blurted out "I mean, sure, I would love to help you."
Cody laughed at Erika's blurt out. He also saw her blush a little bit more.
"Awww!" cooed John teasingly "That's soooo cute! Bleh!"
"Shut it" snapped Cody "Before I make you shut it!"
"Whatever!" said John "It won't matter anyway! You were in last place so your going home tonight!"
A look of worry came across Erika's face. Cody did come in last place. And anyone who was in last place was more or likely going to get sent home on The Highway to Loserville. But Dawn, Io, and Kat were also in last place. So Cody might have a chance.
"Dawn, Io, and Kat were also in last place." said Cody, breaking Erika's trance. "So I still have of good chance of staying here, pretty boy."
Erika looked at Cody and smiled. She was glad Cody had confidence in himself. Erika was about to say something when someone dashed past her soaking wet and screaming. Erika, Cody, and John each took a double take to see who was running.
It was Dan! He was running as fast as he could to get away from Io.
"GET BACK HERE!" screamed Io chasing Dan "I'm not through with you yet!"
"AAH!" screamed Dan "Your a MONSTER!"
Io ran faster towards Dan,who ran faster himself. Io was soon catching up to him,and tackled the nerdling. "Your ass is going back in the toilet!"
Cody, Erika, and John watched as Io and Dan fought each other. Cody quickly turned his attention back to Erika.
"So Erika,how about that date?" asked Cody. He nervously rubbed the back of his neck,waiting for Erika's response
Erika smiled and said,"Sure."
And with that Cody and Erika walked off to the dining room,hand and hand. John, on the other hand ,was recording the fight between the two with his cell phone.
Dining Room
Nina,Kimmie, and Checker's all sat at a round table thinking about the race from earlier. Kat sat two tables away from them.
"Sorry you have to sit over there,Kat!" shouted Kimmie "But you reek of fish guts!"
"It's ok." Kat shouted back "I understand."
Kat crossed her arms and groaned. As much as she hated to admit it she did reek of fish guts.
"Ok girls, Erika's out of the bet since she came in first this race." said Checkers "That just leaves us."
"I know,right." said Kimmie "If Jaxon wins the next race and beats one of us, we're gonna be on the worst date of our lives!"
"Maybe." said Checkers "Jaxon is somewhat big headed."
"No his head is just big." said Kimmie
The girls laughed.
"But seriously, we need to find away to sabotage Jaxon!"
"Maybe I can help with that." said a mysterious voice
The girls jumped when they heard the voice. They looked in all directions to find the voice. Then they noticed that a figure hiding in the shadows. The figure moved into the light.
It was Ashley.
"Ashley!" shouted Checkers "You scared us!"
"Uh, sorry." said Ashley "Anyway I came to discuss this Jaxon bet. I overheard you guys talking about it back at the first checkpoint."
"You eavesdropped on us?" asked Kat "Man, your one *censored*up chick."
"I'm not "*censored* up" so to speak. I'm more on the lines of Bi-polar."
"Whatever, crazy girl."
"A cruveball, yes?" said Nina using Engrish[*1*]
"I think you mean "screwball", Nina." said Checkers correcting her
"Yes! Screwball! That is what I mean!"
The others snickered at Nina's mistake, but quickly got back to business.
"So Ashley,what are doing here?" asked Kimmie
"I'm here on business." said Ashley "I had overheard a bet you guys made back at the first Check-Point."
"You eavesdropped on us!" shouted Kat
"You said that already, Kat." said Ashley, still in her businesswoman mode "Anyway, you know when Jackie and Chris made those bombs explode during the first race? Well I sent her a text saying to do so."
The girls looked shocked at Ashley. She looked so harmless! And how did she get a hold to Jackie's cell phone number!
"What in *censored* hell made you do that!" shouted Kimmie "Have you lost every bit of your mind!"
"No,no I haven't." said Ashley "I was just trying to make the race more interesting, is all."
"By interesting you mean trying to get us KILLED!" shouted Checkers
"I wasn't trying to kill you, Per se."
"In other words, you were bored and was looking for something to do, am I right?" said Kat nonchalantly
"That about sums it up!" said Ashley "Anyway, I know a way for you guys to win this bet."
The girls eyes went wide. Each and every one of them wanted to win the race, and bet. They looked at each as if to ask,"Should we trust her?"
Ashley stood there waiting for them to answer. She was still in her businesswoman mode. A small, mischievous, crept across her face. Ashley knew the girls wouldn't turn her down. Neither of them wanted to date Jaxon,also she was the only one who knew Jackie's number.
After a few 3 minutes of discussing, the girls turned their attention back to Ashley. Checkers spoke first,"Well, after much discussion we have decided...to let you help us."
"Excellent." said Ashley, sounding somewhat like Mr. Burns. "Now let's talk business,ladies!"
The girls huddled close together and began to discuss the plan.
From across the room Eli, Pika, and Jaxon trying to eat their so called food. Eli was busy fighting his food with a fork, with the food fighting back with a spoon.
"Take that!" shouted Eli trying to stab his food "Damn I missed!"
The food seemed to put up a fight. Pika was cheering on Eli, telling him to win. Her food just jiggled every six minutes.
"Come on Eli!" she cheered "You can do it! Beat it up! Take'em down!"
Jaxon, on the other hand, was trying to eavesdrop on the girls from across the room. He tried to get a close as possible, without them noticing. Before he could get any closer, Kat stood in front of him, growling. He smiled nervously and then quickly went back to his seat.
"Crap." he mumbled "So close. What are they talking about?"
"Eli, watch out it has the pepper!" shouted Pika "AAH!"
Jaxon turned around to see what the weird girl was yelling about. What he saw was Eli's food throwing a pepper shaker at Eli's head.
"SON OF A *CENSORED*!" screamed Eli grabbing his head in pain. "Alright I'm takin' your ass down, you piece of *censored*!"
The food did the "Bring it on!" hand movement and then a Kung Fu pose. Pika gasped in horror, while Jaxon just rolled his eyes.
"Eli no!" said Pika, clearly worried "It'll kill you! It's already put a knot on your forehead!"
"Pika, it's food. He can just eat it." said Jaxon, nonchalantly. All three of them started to laugh. No one could eat that slop.
"Heh, your ass is gonna get kicked." said Jaxon still laughing "I'd quit while you're ahead."
"I'm gonna kick this thing all the way to the garbage heap!" said Eli "You're G-O-I-N-G D-O-W-N!"
The food jumped on Eli knocking him over. Pikacovered her eyes with her hands, while Jaxon watched laughing. Johnny, Lance, Eytron, John and others quickly gathered to see the fight. Some were cheering on the food,but others were cheering Eli on. Most of them were making bets on who would win and who would lose.
"Come on Eli!" cheered Eytron "Beat that piece of whatever it is!"
"Go Sloppy! Go Sloppy!" said Johnny "Left hook! Right hook!"
[Half an Hour Later:The Garage/Starting Line]
The racers were in the garage getting ready for the race, which was about to start in less than 5 minutes. Everyone seemed to hyped for this last part of the race. People were putting the finishing touches on their cars.
"I lost 10 dollars because of you." said John walking by Eli, who was wiping the rest of the squirrel guts off his car's front tires.
Eli just blinked and then continued to to clean his wheels.
"Hey Eli, nice fight!" said Dan "I got 10 dollars because of you!"
"Uh,your welcome?" said Eli, still not taking his eyes off his car
Eli stood back some to admire his work. He had managed to get the squirrel guts out of his car. He smiled.
"Nice Job!" said Pika hopping next to him.
"Thanks!" said Eli
"Your welcome! Hey I've been meaning to ask you something."
"What?"
"Well you-"
Before Pika could get another word out Chris was shouting into a megaphone.
"ALRIGHT! EVERYONE GET YOU BUTTS IN YOUR CARS! THE RACE IS STARTING!" shouted Chris
"I'll talk to you after the race!" said Pika hopping over to her car
"Um, ok then." said Eli getting in his car, wondering what Pika wanted to talk about?
Jackie, along with Chris, stood in front of the racers. Both seemed to shoot daggers at each other.
"Alright everyone!" said Jackie "This is the last part of the race! Who ever wins this part gets to stay in the Winner's Quarters at last CheckPoint in Moscow!"
Everyone cheered. One of them was going to be the winner of this race. Who would it be?
"Make sure you guys have your passports!" said Jackie, implying a slight Japanese-English accent "Or your gonna get busted by the cops!"
"Meaning if your caught without your passport,your going to be taken to Russian jail. Which I hear is pretty awful."
Everyone gulped, and quickly checked their pockets, purses, and others compartments for their passports. Everyone seemed to have their passport except one.
"Hey,where's my passport!" exclaimed Io "I can't find my passport!"
Io quickly got out of his car,and quickly ran to the bathroom to look for his lost passport.
"Where is it! Where is it!" said Io looking around for his passport "Oh GOOD GOD! This floor is absolutely disgusting! When's the last time these morons mopped this floor!"
Back with the racers, who were impatiently waiting for Io to come back, had gotten out of their cars and start to socialize with one another. Chris looked very annoyed because of this.
"Uh,what do you think you are doing?" shouted Chris "We have a race to do!"
"But we have to wait for Io." said Lance
"No we don't!" said Dan,angrily "We don't have to wait for tha-"
"That what?" asked Io standing behind Dan
"Aw, *censored*" said Dan
"Look we don't have enough air time for you to beat him up!" said Jackie, impatiently "Just get in your cars, finish this damn race, then you can beat the crap out of him, ok!"
"Fine with me." said Io. "I'll deal with you later, Geek Boy."
"Hey!" said Dan
"Whatever, just get into your cars, NOW!" shouted Jackie
The racers quickly got back into their cars and revved up.
"On your marks..."
Vroooooom! Vroooom! went the cars.
"Get Set...GO!"
Jackie waved the flag and the racers where off! They again left a trail of dust. Jackie, and Chris were,again, coughing and wheezing.
"So much dust!" coughed Jackie "Elizabeth, sweep this garage, please!"
[With the Racers: Time- 1:15am]
It was pitch black outside. The racers had their headlights to see what or who was in front of them. It was snowing, but not as bad as it was earlier. Just a small flurry.
"I can't see a thing!" said Dawn, who was in 4th place "It's like really dark out here!"
"What time is it out here?" asked Phobos, who was in 3rd place. She looked at her clock radio. It said 1:15am. "Wow, it's really late!"
"They did this just so they could make us tired!" said Cody,who was in 6th place. He let out a loud yawn, and then scratched his head. "So sleepy."
"Kolkolkolkolkolkol!" a laughed echoed
"What was that?" asked Johnny, who was 5th place
"I have no idea!" said Lance,who was in 7th place "But it didn't sound good!"
"Kolkolkolkolkolkol."
"Where is that coming from?" shouted Kat, who was in 8th place
"I don't hear anything." said Pika, who was, surprisingly, in 1st place
"Me either." said Erika,who was in 2nd place "Maybe it was just the wind."
"Maybe." said Dan
The racers continued down the dirt road, with no surprises yet from Jackie or Chris. It was somewhat quiet and peaceful. Too quiet. And too peaceful.
"Quelque chose est très mal." said Nina "Rien n'a essayé de nous tuer ou nous faire sauter! Jackie et Chris sont à quelque chose.[2]"
Nina was never more right! Jackie and Chris were definitely up to something. Something totally evil!
[In the skies with Jackie and Chris]
"YO,YOOO!" said Jackie, imitating the Hammer Bros. "Jackie and Chris here to give you the racing stats of the today's race!"
Chris smiled to the camera and said,"That's right viewers! Let's see who's in 1st place and who's in dead last!"
Jackie and Chris looked down at the race and they began to name the racer's places.
"In 1st, our weird chick Pika!" said Jackie
"In 2nd place is the artistic Erika!" said Chris
"In 3rd is the talkative speed demon Phobos!"
"In 4th place is the social butterfly Dawn!"
"5th place belongs to rocker dude, Johnny!"
"While 7th place goes to Lance"
"And 8th place goes our short tempered biker, Kat!"
"Who will win this race? Who will be in dead last? And what was the creepy noise?" said Jackie
"Find out after this commercial break!" said Chris
The racers continued down the road, with Chris and Jackie hovering over them. Jackie ran her fingers along the buttons on the remote. She was tempted to press a button to see what would happen.
"I hate waiting." she grumbled "The racers have had a peaceful drive this whole half of the race. Let's blow them up."
"Not yet, I'm waiting for the right moment." said Chris "There's a mountain up ahead that has a bunch of snow, and I wanted to wait til they got near it to cause-"
"An avalanche?" A wicked grin creeped across Jackie's face. "Even if I don't like you, I have to love your sense of humor."
Chris smiled. It went away as fast it appeared.
"I'm still mad at you."
"Whatever. Back to the race!"
Back down to Earth with the racers, Jaxon was going over the speed limit. He was doing 90mphs!
"I will win this race!" he yelled.
He had passed Lance, Eyrton, and Dawn. He bumped into Deimos, causing him to swirve and crash into a ditch, which , of course, put him out of today's race, and up for elimination. His air bag went off, hitting him hard. It knocked the wind out of him, but that didn't last long.
"Another one bites the dust." said Chef as he hooked the young Greek's car to his tow truck.
Demios took a quick picture of the beautiful mountain lamdscape with his cellphone camera before climbing into the towtruck with Chef.
"I send picture to Blue Moon." said Deimos, his deep voice startling the cook.
"I never knew you had such a deep voice." said Chef driving away.
"Huh? Oh, yes. My voice very deep."
"I can tell."
As Chef drove in the oppisite direction of the racers, the racers were speeding ahead. Racers were trying to get past one another, and make it to the finish line. Phobos drove past the towtruck and saw her brother's car. The front wascompletely mangled.
"Demios!" she shouted.
She was going to stop and see if her brother was ok, when her cellphone had gone off. She reached in her pocket and saw that she had a message. It was from Demios. The message contained a picture of a mountian. Under said picture was the message,"I am fine. Wind was knocked out of me, but nothing serious. Finish race! See you at CheckPoint! - Demios."
Phobos smiled and put her phone away. She hit the gas and drove faster, passing Johnny.
"I'll win this race!" aaid Phobos "For Demios!"
[In the Skies with Jackie and Chris, again.]
"Hey, viewing world~! Jackie and Chris here with some TDR updates!" said Jackie with a fake smile, her white teeth glistening in the sunlight
"That's right, Jackie! Time to see who's a in first and who's in dead last!" said Chris, with a fake smile also. "In 1st place is...Dan? How did he get in first?"
"Beats me. In 2nd place is Io. Wow, he's really tore up the back of Dan's car."
"In 3rd place is Eli."
"4th place goes to Cody."
"And 5th belongs to Phobos! Her brother, Demios was knocked out of the race by a rather desprate Jaxon, who's in 6th place by the way."
"8th place goes to Kat."
"9th place, Ashley."
"And 10th place goes to Alex aka Checkers!"
"Hey, Chris we need get to the finish line! The race is almost over!" said Jackie, waving her remote around.
"Yeah, I guess your right." said Chris, a smile evil grin spreading across his face "But first."
Chris snatched the remote out of Jackie's hands, and hit a big blue button. Explosions could be heard in the distance, as well loud rumbling.
"Chris, you evil monster! I was gonna press the button." pouted Jackie
"Well too bad! I already pressed it." laugh Chris.
Jackie continued to pout as she and Chris flew to the CheckPoint. A huge wall of snow could be seen in the background, falling down a mountian. The camera dropped to the ground, as an intern ran screaming for thier life.
The camera fizzes out.
Holy cow! Miss Snicket has a story updated! Yes, dear friends, after a long hiatus, school, and my personal life, I have finally updated!
Ok, I know I said this would be a 3 part story, I decied to make it a 4 part story. It was taking too long to write this part so I had change it around some. Oh well. Anyway, I made a forum for this story! It's called "Total Drama Races Forum." On the forum you can RP as your character, chat about the story, and ect. Please join if you can.^^
Now I need to update my other stories. Ok,bye now!^^