Okay so it was finally Friday night. Mario, Luigi, and Peach were going to do their plan to steal the "dumb-assed" journal, as Mario calls it.
"Everybody ready?" Mario asked, putting on a mask the a shoplifter would wear. Mario and Luigi wore outfits that a robber would wear. They were straight up black. Peach wore her regular attire.
"Pretty much." Peach said, adjusting her crown. "And you, Luigi?"
"Oh, I'm ready. I'm ready to see what this little red-headed chick has written about us." Luigi said. "Then let's go!"
"Hi, Daisy!" Peach said in an unusual tone, which was a little too perky.
"Hey! Come on in!" Daisy said, escorting her into the castle.
"Is that a spider on the wall?"
"Where?" Daisy swung around to see the "spider" that was on the wall. Peach motioned for the bros. to come in and walk up the stairs to her room.
"I don't see a spider." Daisy said, tilting her head to the left. Peach laughed and grabbed Daisy's hand.
"Go get some popcorn so that we can watch those movies."
"Okay!" Daisy said, running upstairs to the kitchen. "Butter or salted?"
"Butter."
"Alright. If I were you, you would need to follow me to the theater."
"She has a theater?" Peach thought. Anyways, she followed behind Daisy to the theater.
"Did you find it yet?"
"No."
Mario and Luigi were looking all around Daisy's room for the journal, but were unsuccessful. The checked every place that a girl would hide a journal. They checked under the bed, in the drawers, under the pillow, but still, no sign of the journal.
"Man, this chick is good at hiding things." Luigi said, plopping on the bed. Mario sat next to him.
"Well, we checked every place."
Luigi's face lit up when he had an idea.
"The mattress."
"Wha...?"
"Under. the. mattress." Luigi broke it down so that Mario could understand. Mario got up and sat on the floor. He put his hand under the mattress and came acroos a book. He pulled it put and saw that it was Daisy's journal!
"Jackpot!" The both said.
Peach and Daisy were sitting in the theater watching " The Scream" when Peach recieved a text message.
"We found it. Come to the bathroom." It read. Peach smirked and then tapped Daisy on the shoulder.
"I have to go to the bathroom, be right back, okay?"
"Go ahead." Daisy said with a mouth full of popcorn.
"Okay read." Peach said. They were all in the bathtub, behind the shower curtain. They also made sure that the door was locked.
"Okay." Mario said.
Page 1:
I had a nice day today. I had played tennis with my besties. But Luigi, my god, he is as fine as a man in a suit. MMMMMMMM!
Mario and Peach giggled and Luigi blushed.
Page 2:
I am soooooo pissed off with Peach. She friggin took the last of the gobbstoppers. You know, sometimes, I want to kick her up her preppy little a**!
"Preppy? She's gonna call me preppy!" Peach was really pissed now.
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I HATE MARIO! I don't know who he is, but he better shut his little italian tail up. He's going to tell me to shut the fuck up after I accidentally threw a pie in his face. Mario, YOU need to shut the fuck up.
Mario shut the journal and crossed his arms.
"I can't believe that she would write stuff like that about us!" Mario said, with his tone sounding different.
"Well, we know what she thinks of us now." Peach said. "Let's go put this back, before she finds out we had it."
The three of them got up and walked to the door, but was opened by the tomboyish princess. Mario immediatly put the journal behind his back, and looked like he had done nothing wrong.
"Hiya, Daisy!" They said at the same time, but they knew that they were dead meat.
Okay, it's done. I hope that you enjoyed it!