Disclaimer: Of course, I don't own any of these groovtastic charscters, But own this plot. So Enjoy mon pallies, ENJOY!

Sunday September 16th

10:14 am

Woke up feeling normal, aside from the fact that Libby's new "fwend" was practically up my bumoley. Than, I remembered my Italian boyfriend is in the full humpty-dumpty with me. I wonder if he will break up with me??

Five Seconds Later

Maybe we are ALREADY broken up?! But he never actually said, "Georgia, I am leaving you, as you are a red-bottomed minx. So, ciao, forever."

10:15 am

I don't fink Masimo even knows what a red-bottomed minx is? Well, that's Italians for you.

Perhaps I should ring him? To see what the situation is? Yes, yes, I will do just that.

10:17 am

Hmmmm what to wear? Jeans or skirt? Jeans, I think, as this is a casual event.

10:28 am

Skirt on, and makeup applied, I am right by the phone. I must gird my loins, and dial.

Three Seconds Later

Dial, Dial… Ring, ring, ring… Hmm. No answer. Perhaps he has gone out. I shall try again later.

12:40 pm

Phoned Jas.

"Jas?"
"What?"

I tried not to get too annoyed at the fact she is an annoying fringe flicker.

"I've tried calling Masimo, but there is no answer. Do you think we are through?"

There was some sort of sucking sound coming from her end. I bet she was sucking on her fringe. Erlack!

"Jas?!"

"Yes?"

"Do you think we are through?"

"No, we are still mates."

WHAT?! I said "What?! I mean Masimo and me! Do you think he will break up with me?"

"Possibly, I mean, you are quite mad. What was it you said last night? 'Stop in the name of pants'? What was that all about?"

"Well it stopped any fisticuffs at dawn fandango, so that is unimportant. What is important, is that I am coming over, right now."

"No you are not."

"Yes, Jas. I am"

At Jas's

1:15 pm

I am sitting outside on Jas's front porch. She is refusing to let me in. She is too busy rearranging her owls and her mollusc collection.

I know, I will toss rocks up at her window.

Jas's Room

1:20 pm

One of the rocks I tossed went right through the window. Jas got all huffy, and worried about what her parents would think. I have no idea what she's scared of. Her Vati hardly ever talks, and her Mutti just leaves her cash for spendies. Great parenting.

I got some sellotape and covered the hole. You can hardly notice it. Unless of course you look at the window, as it's quite a large hole.

4:00 pm

WHAT A DAY!! Jas and I went to boots. I had to buy her a new lippy (Peaches and cream flavoured) to make up for the hole in the window incident. While we were looking at the nail polishes, Dave popped up behind us, and put his arms around our shoulders.

He said, "Bonjour Sensation Seekers!"

Jas got quite the start, and dropped a bottle of nail polish. She had to pay for it, as it cracked and leaked all over the floor. Oh, happy times!

I noticed Dave had an item basket behind him. He seemed to be hiding it, because when I tried to give it a looksy, he shifted it more out of view.

I said to him, "Buying more moisturizer?"

He looked a bit nervy, "Uhm, yes. That's it."

Oh, he was deffo lying, because Jas came back from the cashier and practically scream, "DAVE, IS THAT A BOX CONDOMS IN YOUR BASKET?"

Three things happened after Jas's outburst.

Dave turned a bit red.

Jas covered her mouth.

I dropped everything I was holding (The lippy's, my purse, nail polish…)

I just kind of looked at Dave, with my mouth opened (In a hopefully attractive way) and he said, "Yes, well goodbye Sexk- Georgia, bye Jas. Keep on groovin'!" and he went off into another aisle.

"Wow" Jas said.

"He… number 10… Emma?!" I was utterly speechless.

Jas patted my back, "On the bright side of the porch, he is using protection,"

"Jas?"

"Yes?"

"Shut up."

In bed
11:45 pm

I can't believe it! I can't bloody believe it! Dave! The hornmeister, and Emma… doing THINGS! What have I done to receive such horrible punishments?! On the brighter side of the cantaloupe, Katie Steadman is having a party. Rosie phoned to give me the details.

She said "The theme is Disney Prince and Princess with just a touch of black."

"So, what, like Cinderella with extreme black eyeliner?"

"Exactamondo, mon pallie!"

"Sounds groovtastic. When is it?"

The party is this upcoming Friday!! I must start cloning and tensing!!

Three Seconds Later

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH! I mean cleansing and toning!

11:47 pm

Even though, I'm not even sure I have a boyfriend anymore.

Ten Seconds Later

And Dave the Laugh is off full monty-ing with Emma. And I'm all alone.

11:50 pm

Angus tried to get on the bed. I had to untuck myself and give him a lift. Poor cat, his tail is still all bandaged up. Maybe I will stay home and give Angus some Cat-Physiotherapy, rather than go to Katie's party. It's not like any bloke will- zzzz……

Oooh-er! Short, I know, terribly sorry. It'll get better. Please review if you enjoyed it :D xxx Emily