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Monday, September 17th

7:45 am

Literally up at the crack of dawn. I suppose I can lie in bed for a few more minutes…

8:00 am

Alrighty, quick sticks! I must cleanse and tone, achieve maximum bouncability on the hair front, and sexy natural makeup, just in case Masimo is waiting at the gates.

8:15 am

Buggeration! I have stabbed myself in the eye with my mascara!! Ow, ow, bloody ow! I hope Masimo likes the wet, red eye look in a girl.

8:30 am

Walking up the hill, with Jas. No sign of Masimo, however, Dave is trailing behind us, with some of the lads. We stopped, so they could catch up.

"Hi, Chicks" Dave said.

"Hello, Dave." I couldn't bear looking at him properly. Possibly because last night he could've very well been, you know, fooling around with Emma, if his purchase at Boots is anything to go by.

I said, while looking at my shoes, "Yes, well, we'll be late if we don't skedaddle. Good-day, boys."

I grabbed Jas's arm and tugged her away.

"You're acting awfully peculiar, Gee. Normally, you tart about, and practically thrust your nunga-nunga's at Dave."

I huffed, "Yes, well that was BEFORE I knew what number he and Miss Tarty Knickers had gotten up to on the Snogging Scale!"

In all the dramaosity of my so-called-life, I had forgotten to unroll my skirt, so Hawkeye got out her tape measure and tutted like the little engine that could (Could tut, that is).

"Georgia Nicolson, it is quite plain to see, that your skirt is nearly eight inches above the knee. I am absolutely disgusted with you. You are setting a terrible example to the younger girls…" Blah blah blah!

The short of the short of it, is that I have to write "I will become a better role-model towards younger students, and wear my uniform properly" six million times. Joy abound. Not.

Assembly

Sitting with Rosie. She asked what Masimo and I were going to Katie's party as.

I whispered, "I am not even sure if Masimo is still my boyfriend. I haven't spoken with him since the gig. What are you and Sven going as?"

At this point Hawkeye gave me a look. And when she gives you that look, you shut up. You shut up, or possibly die.

Five Minutes Later

Rosie whispered, "We are going as Cogsworth and Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast."

WHATTTT?! They are the maddest people I know. And I know A LOT of mad people.

French

Sent Rosie a note regarding her choice of party costume.

Ro-Ro,
I thought the party was PRINCE and PRINCESSES?
Not Clocks and Candlesticks?
You are breaking proper-party etiquette, mon pal.
xxx Gee

Two Minutes Later

Gee,
When Sven has an idea, you DON'T object.
I am being Cogsworth.

xo R

German

We showed Herr Kamyer our German Snogging Scale. He turned quite sensationally red. Even his ankles. He than said, "Ah, yes, but vun vould not use this words, and, ja, er…" He than went over to answer Melanie's question. As if it were more important that Knutschen.

Afternoon Break

Ellen dithered away for all of England, when she told us about Saturday night's shenanigans vis-à-vis her and Declan.

"Well, I mean, we snogged for a long time. I mean, I think we did. I wasn't wearing my, you know, my watch. I didn't, uhm, wear it because, well, it, it, didn't really look ace, you know? It didn't look, that, erm, good with my outfit. Uhm, do you know what I, uhm wore? It was that, er, that skirt with the-"

I cut in, "COME ON, ELLEN! While we are young, please!"

The short of the short of it, is that they are now Proper and official Boyfriend and Girlfriend, and he has given her a lovebite on the stomach. ON THE STOMACH, I ask you??

4:20 pm

In the loo outside of school. The gang is keeping guard. So far, no sign of Masimo.

Home

5:45 pm

As soon as I emerged from the loo, I saw Robbie. He was sitting on his scooter, waiting for Lindsay, no doubt. Perhaps Lindsay will come running outside of the school in nothing but a thong, and her false-nunga's, carrying a cake for Robbie, and they will ride off into the setting sun together. Hopefully, we will never be seeing Lindsay again.

But, he didn't come to see Lindsay, because he got off the scooter and came up to me, and said, "Hi, Gee. I came here to see you."
He really is vair groovy. I told the Gang I'd catch up, and I walked off with Robbie.

He led me to a bench and we sat down.

"So, how're things?" I asked, except I only said the "So," bit, because HE WAS SNOGGING ME! ROBBIE, THE SEX GOD! ROBBIE, WHO I DUMPED, WAS KISSING ME! AND MY LEGS HAD GONE JELLOID.

He retreated, and just looked at me. And I looked back, with my mouth hanging open, like some sort of fish.

"Gee, I can't stop thinking about you. I am trying so hard to get over you, but I just can't. I've been wanting to snog you, since you started going out with Mas. I miss you, Gee. I miss how mad you are, and I miss your orange legs, and I just miss us. Us being together. And, I just wanted you to know that." He kissed me lightly on the mouth, and got up, and walked back to his scooter and drove off.

Blimey.

I ran and caught up with the Ace Gang, to tell them what had just happened. I had just about reached them, when Masimo entered, stage left.

He got off his scooter, and walked towards me (Deja-vu!), and snogged me, within an inch of his life. After about 10 minutes of being in Snog Central, he said, "Ciao, Georgia. I am, how you say, vair, vair sorry, about the fighting of Saturday evening. I had gotten, envious. But, I know Dave is just your mate, and that you are for me. Will you please, accept my sorry?"

I nodded like a nodding stooge, and we snogged some more. He than said he had to go to rehearsal, but he will see me later. He kissed me on the mouth, and left.

Oh, wow.

The Ace Gang were quite a bit ahead of me, by now, so I had to run, quite fast. I had, once again almost reached them, when Dave stepped in, front and center.

"Easy there, girls." He said to my nunga's. He looked up at me, and said, "Can we talk?". I nodded, but there better not be ANY snogging.

He led me to the bench where Robbie and I had sat, just before. He kind of stared at me for a bit, than kissed me really, really lightly on the mouth. When he pulled back, he just sort of looked at me. And I thought, "Oh, Hell! I already snogged two boys today! Why not make it lucky number three?!" And I lunged at him, sort of, and we did 4, 5, AND 6! We kept going for a few minutes, until he pushed me away.

"I can't do this!" He said.

I looked at him, he looked angry.

"Why did you have to do that, Georgia?"

I said, "Dave, I think you will find that you didn't exactly stop. In fact, you kept going." I grabbed his hand, but he pulled it away.

He stood up, and kicked a water bottle towards the woods. "Dammit, Georgia! I have a girlfriend!"

I stayed on the bench, and watched him walking away. And I began to cry. I wasn't crying because he had gotten mad. Well, maybe it had a bit to do with that, but I was mostly crying because I had snogged three boys, in less than twenty minutes.

10 Seconds Later

And snogging Dave felt the most right.

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