Disclaimer: Once again, no characters belong to me. Altough, I do wish Dave was mine... Anyways, the plot is infact mine...

Tuesday, September 18th

7:00 am

I've woken up vair early, feeling vair crummy, and I didn't remember why. Than I remembered that I am an appalling tart and should be put behind bars at the Tarts Jail.

7:30 am

Face washed, natural makeup applied and I'm ready to go.

Two Seconds Later

Hmm, what to do for the next hour? I suppose I could do some yoga. I haven't done it in awhile.

7:40 am

Now I know why I never do yoga. It is dumb, and boring. And, how can I possibly be peaceful when Libby is chucking her "fwends" at me. The answer: I can't possibly be peaceful, that's how.

7:42 am

The doorbell rang. I'll make Mum get it.

Five Seconds Later

OH DEAR GOTT IN HIMMEL!! IT'S ROBBIE!!

I can hear Mutti talking to him. She is probably in her most horrendously revealing nightie, with NO bra on, poking Robbie in the eyes with her giganticus nungas.

"Gee, someone is here for you!" She shouted.

After applying about sixty-five coats of lippy, I walked down stairs. Shockingly, Mutti was dressed quite normalish, and Libby was sitting Robbie's knee.

"Err, Hi, Robbie." I said.

"Hi, Gee. I thought I'd give you a ride to school? If that's alright…" Oh giddygodstrousersnake! His eyes are so blue and gorgeyyyyy!

"Sure, that'll be quite fine. Thank you." Why was I talking like the queen??

I grabbed my knapsack, and we went outside. It was quite a nice autumn day. The sky was blue, and it was just vair lovely.

"So, how're you?" He asked, as he handed me a helmet.

"Oh, I'm fine, fanks. How are you?"
He smiled, "I'm good, I'm good." He looked at his watch, "It's quite early. D'you maybe want to the park for a bit?"

"Erm…"

He laughed, "I'll try to keep my hands to myself."

I agreed, and we got onto his scooter, and he drove off.

RE

When we got to the park, it was only us, and a few olds walking about, for a morning stroll. We sat down on the swings, well, actually I sat down, and Robbie went behind me and pushed me.

It was quite fun, swinging before going off to school.

I asked him about Lindsay, I said, "Are you dating that wet weed Lindsay again?"

He laughed, a lot! "She keeps coming around me. I reckon she thinks we're dating. But, I like someone else."

I could feel my cheeks going red. If the snogging yesterday was anything to go by, he meant me.

"Oh, I see." He pushed me some more, and I swung some more.

After about five minutes of silent pushing/swinging, he grabbed the swing, and kind of held me towards him, and kissed me right on the mouth! JELLOID KNICKERS EXTRAORDINAIRE!

I could tell some of the olds were watching us, as I felt eyes digging into the back of my skull. Well, look on old folks! Look on!

We separated for some breathing, as I went back in for some more, Robbie gently pushed me away. I looked at him, but he was looking behind me. I turned around.

There weren't any old people in sight.

Just Masimo.

German

Herr Kamyer has given us a free period to "study verbs". Yeah right, old German one.

When I saw Masimo, he looked vair, vair, VAIR angry. If he actually did have a handbag, I thought he would come over and beat Robbie with it.

"Listen, Masimo," Said Robbie, "It was all me, I snogged her."

Masimo shook his head, "Georgia, we need to do talking, when you are home from school." He looked at Robbie, "And Robbie, we are no longer mates."

I nodded, and so did Robbie. Sacre bloody bleu!!

He dropped me off at school, as I was about to get off the scooter, he took my hands.

"Look, Gee. I am, really, really sorry. This is all my fault. I'll try to talk to Masimo, okay?"

I told him not to worry, because I didn't really push him away as he snogged me.

He smiled, and kissed my cheek. "Have a good day, and try not to get into too much trouble. See yah!"

Afternoon Break

Finally able to tell the Ace Gang what has happened both yesterday and today.

Jas comforted me, and gave me her cheesy wotsits.

Jools said, "Blimey, three snogs in one day!"

Mabs added in, "With three different boys, mind you!"

Ellen dithered about, "Well, I mean, so, are you and, you know, Masimo done with, you know?"

I looked at her. Partially because she really is the Queen of Dither Central, and partially because I didn't know the answer.

Last Bell

I must put on a brave face, gird my loins, and walk out there, and face Masimo with my nungas held high and proud!

Two Minutes Later

Sent Mabs to check if Masimo was waiting at the gate.

She came back, and said he was, "And he doesn't look vair happy."

The Gang all gave me a hug, and I smiled bravely. Here I go.

In Bed

7:30 pm

Oh can life get ANY worse?

When I reached Masimo, he just said, "Ciao". No snogging, no hugging, nuffink. We walked a bit, until we found a bench all on its lonesome in the woods.

"Georgia, I do like you, very much. And I think you are liking me as well, no?"

I nodded.

"Than, please tell me, that Robbie was right, and that he was doing the snogging on you, and you did nothing. Please tell me that, and we will be doing okay."

"I didn't do-" But than I stopped myself. Masimo looked vair sad, and I didn't want to lie to him, even if it did hurt him more.

"Robbie did snog me first," I said, looking down at my shoe. "But I didn't tell him to stop. I let him snog me, and I kissed him back."

Masimo put his head in his hands (No, he didn't actually remove his head and place it in hands).

"I am so sorry, Masimo." I felt my eyes get all wettish and teary.

"I am being sorry too, Caro. I guess, we are, how you say dumped?"

I nodded sadly, and so did he. He kissed my cheek and got up to leave.

But, he said, "When she telephoned me, to be telling me that you were with Robbie, I thought she was not truth telling. But, I was mistaken." He got on his scooter, and rode off, so he didn't hear me shout "Who?!"

7:50 pm

Who could've rang Masimo and told him I was at the park with Robbie? The old men playing chess?! They did look quite shifty… Perhaps, they were actually undercover Red-bottomosity police.

8:15 pm

Phoned Jas.

"Jas, I have got news!"

"Do tell, mon pally!"

I told her everything, and she was quite shocked.

"Who could've phoned him?" she asked.

"Jas, if I had known that, I wouldn't be on the phone with you, I would be out beating that person to a pulp."

"Hold on," She said, than I heard her yelling, "TOM! COME HERE, PLEASE!"

Oh joy!

"Hello?" Came Tom's voice into the phone.

"Tom?" I said.

"Yes, it's me. Hi, Gee. How's it going?"

"Quite well thanks, considering I have been dumped."

"Oh, that's too bad. If it makes you feel at all better, Robbie is devastated. He feels real badly, and hopes you won't be mad with him."

I told him I wouldn't be mad.

Tom said, "Oh, good! He really still likes you, you know. Even though Lindsay has been practically stalking him. He doesn't realize it, but it's quite pathetico. She hides in bushes and such."

HAHAHAHA old thongy was stalking Robbie. And hiding in bushes! What larks!

Wednesday, September 19th

8:30 am

Lolloping up the hill with Jas. She said her and Tom are going to Katie's party as Cinderella and Prince Charming. How original. She told me if I wanted to, I could go as the Fairy Godmother.

I deffo didn't want to go as some bint in wings. She is being a very kind pally, though, so I told her I'd think about it.

French

During assembly, Lindsay kept mouthing words like "Tart" and "Whore" at me. I didn't understand why, until now.

I sent around a note to the Ace Gang (Madame Slack was away, Miss Wilson was supplying).

Pallies!

I have put 2 and 2 together, and did not get 4!
I have realized Lindsay is the one who rang Masimo about the kissing Robbie shenanigan!

It makes perfect sense!
X Gee

Jas sent back the note, she scribbled:

Do tell!
xo J

I looked up at Miss Wilson, she was conjugating verbs on the blackboard.

Tom said Lindsay was STALKING Robbie in bushes,

As you know, at the park, there is plenty of shrubbery.

During assembly, she kept mouthing words like "Tart" and "Whore".
Normally, she just gives me the evils.
It all makes sense!
X Gee

This time Rosie responded.

That absolute bitch of the first waters!
We must eat her! NOW!
Ro xxxx

Jools also scribbled a response on the back side.

You have to get her back, Gee.
We must stage a fisticuffs at dawn.
It's the only sensible thing.
jools.

Hahahhah! Rid of Masimo once and for all! (Possibly)! I hope you enjoyed this, the last chappie had a lack of reviews, so start reviewing! FANKSSS xxxx