Disclaimer: the plot is mine, the characters are Louise Rennisons, and the whole basic idea belongs to Louise as well. Lettus moveth on!
nd
Saturday, September 22
In bed
12:30 pm
I feel as though I am on deaths doorstep. I think Mutti knows I had been drinking last night, but she won't say anything. Vati, as always, is quite clueless.
She brought me up an aspirin, and some tea. Which is quite sweet of her.
3:00 pm
Venturing outside for a walk. I've gained some strength.
5:00 pm
Just got back in. I walked to the park, and naturally Dave was there. With Emma.
I tried to avoid them, but Emma saw me, and was all smiles. "Hi, Gee. Sorry about last night, sometimes Dave and I can't keep our hands off of each other." She laughed.
I felt a bit snippy so I said, "Frankly, EM, I do not care what you and Dave do with your hands."
She looked a bit hurt, and said, "Sorry, but there's no need to be rude."
Dave kind of just sat there, holding Emma's hand. It made me feel really weird inside. I walked away, and began to cry a bit. Why was I always so miserable?!
5:45 pm
Went around to Ellen's for an Ace Gang meeting to discuss the events that have unfolded last night.
"Gee," Jools said, "I saw you and Robbie go upstairs, anything happen?"
I shook my head. "We did some kissing on the bed, but that's it."
Ellen said, "So, uhm, are you two, like, together again?"
I shrugged my shoulders.
Mabs said her and Edward got to number 9 (Below Waist Activity). "Oooh!" Jools said, "How was it?"
"It was a bit weird, but kind of nice, I suppose. We just did some touching."
7:30 pm
Vati went out with Uncle Eddie, and Mutti took Libby to the pictures. I can see Mark outside my window; he and some girl are snogging. She is a bit tall, which is quite an improvement. Normally he dates midgets. Whoever it is, I hope he swallows her head. Just so I can crack a smile.
Two Minutes Later
Ohmygiddygodsleopardprintthong! It is Emma! Mark is snogging Emma! Emma! Dave the Laugh's bloody girlfriend! I must call Dave at once.
Twenty Seconds Later
Dially, Dially… Ringy, Ringy…
"Hello, Sensation Seekers. Dave speaking!"
"Dave! It's Gee! I have just been looking out the window and guess what the bloody hell I saw!?"
"Ringo Starr in a plaid frock?"
"No, but that'd be quite a laugh."
"Well, spit it out Sex Kitty,"
"It's Mark."
"Big gob?"
"Yes, him, and he's with a girl…"
"Damn, I had always thought he was on the turn. He seemed to like whenever I sat on his head…"
"Do you know who the girl was?"
"The Queen?"
"I ask you, what on Earth would her maj the Queen be doing snogging a mouth on legs?"
"You tell me. Anyways, who is it?"
"Err, well, please don't be sad, but it's Emma."
He was silent. "Dave?"
"Emma, Emma?"
"Yeah."
"Are you sure?" He sounded quite sad.
"I'm positive, I'm really sorry, Dave. Would you like me to go duff her up?"
"No, that's okay. I better go. But, thanks for telling me, Gee,"
"Yeah, anytime, Dave."
Than he hung up.
Sunday, September 24th
2:15 pm
Jas came around earlier for some lunck. We were than sitting outside on the wall, and Emma passed by all red faced, and teary-eyed.
Jas said, "Emma what has happened??"
Emma sniffled, "Dave has dumped me!"
HAHHAHAH GOOD! "Oh, that's too bad," I said, faking sympatheticosity.
Emma wiped her eyes on her sleeve, and said "Oh, don't even, Georgia! I know you're secretly thrilled. You like Dave, and couldn't stand him being with me!" Than she walked away.
"What an absolute cow she is," I said.
"If she was cheating with Mark, she deserved it." Jas said. Oh, how I love my bestie!!
5:30 pm
Phoned the Gang.
I said, "Tomorrow we begin operation Glove-Animal!"
Monday, September 25th
8:25 am
Jas and I have pinned our gloves over our ears. She began fussing, so I had to pin hers on for her. Forcefully. We met up with the others at the bottom of the hill. Hahaha operation Glove-Animal is a go!!
Hawkeye wasn't standing guard today, Miss Wilson was. She didn't seem to notice all six of us had glove ears. She said, "Remember, girls, today after school we will be doing a run-through of Romeo and Juliet!"
Hurrah! The lads will be coming over! There is bound to be some good times ahead!
Assembly
Hawkeye is in the hospital with a broken leg! Tres excellente, with a side of PANTS.
When Slim told us the merry news, that Hawkeye would be off for possibly two weeks, Rosie and I did a merry fist pump for England. Than Lindsay shot us some daggers. Even a rat has a bigger forehead than she does!
RE
Almost the final bell. Thankfully we have RE so I can start my beauty routine for when the lads show up. The whole school as gone mad. All the loo's are crowded to the point of explosion, with girls doing "natural" makeup. And the best part is, HAWKEYE ISN'T HERE TO STOP US!!
Mabs said she even saw Slim applying some sort of greenish lippy. Erlack.
Rom and Jul Rehearsal
Thankfully we started off, by doing my death scene. I was vair, vair dramatic, and overall did an absolute ace performance. Now, I can stay back stage with the lads.
Dave was surrounded by his usual prospects of tarts. How full of sadosity. I shall not join them, as I have much too much prideish.
Sitting on Dave's Knee
He's pretending to be a horsey, and going "giddyup, giddyup!" and sort of bouncing me on his knees. It's making my bumoley a bit sore.
"So, I heard you and Emma are finito?" I said, casually.
"So, I heard you and Masimo are finito, Missy?" He said.
"Well, yes"
"Excellent, did he finally show you his handbag collection? Or did you catch him kissing another bloke?"
"Actually Dave, he dumped me."
"Ooouuu Really? Well, you're better off without him."
"Yes, well you're better off without Emma. As, she is a tart of the first waters and beyond."
He laughed, and thankfully stopped bouncing his knees.
That's when I noticed my lips were beginning to pucker, and Dave was inching closer, so I said, "Robbie and I are going out now."
He nearly dropped me off his knees. "You, and Robbie? Since when?!"
He looked a tad bit saddish. "Uhm, well, remember that day, you came and I snogged you, and you yelled? Yes, well before that, Masimo came to apologize, and he snogged me. And even before THAT, Robbie came by to say he likes me, and that I'm basically the most fabbest girl he has ever met, and he snogged me."
He looked like he was about to say something, but Miss Wilson yelled, "Mercutio, Mercutio, on stage please!"
I jumped off Dave's knee and waved him bye-bye.
In Bed
11:15 pm
Robbie picked me up after school, and we went to Luigi's. It was kind of chilly, se we ordered hot chocolate, which is good, as there is no foam. And no foam equals no Santa Claus look.
He was leaning over the table, a bit, and holding my hands. Which was nice, especially as Lindsay walked in, saw us, gave me the evils, walked up to Robbie, and said "Oh, Hi Robbie!" Tossing her extensiony octopussy extensions, over her shoulder.
He said, "Erm, Hello, Lindsay…" But he was STILL LOOKING AT ME!!
She was absolutely livid! HAHAHAHHA OLD THONGY.
After she left, Robbie looked at me some more. Than, he said, "Georgia, you know I do like you, a lot. And, I would love to be your proper boyfriend, but would you? Like to be my proper girlfriend, I mean?"
Ohhhhhhhh no! Did I? Did I want to be Robbie's proper girlfriend? He was so gorgey porgey, with blue, blue eyes and Sex Goddy looks. And, he seemed to not like Lindsay much, which is normally as plus. I told him I would think about it. He nodded and smiled.
Tuesday, September 26th
Day two of operation Glove-Animal!! Miss Wilson was again on seeing-eye dog duty, and didn't notice! Hahahah!
Assembly
Lindsay has had a frightening smirk all morning. I'm scared.
German
Herr Kamyer tripped over the wires from the overhead-projector. He landed on Melanie's desk, with his head practically in her nungas!
At Jas's
Oohhhh! I must acid-wash my eyes!!
As we were leaving hell (Stalag 14) I saw Dave waiting by the gates. I went a bit spazzoid, as I didn't have any makeup on, because I much too tired from a hard day of learning. So, Jas, Rosie and Jools made a sort of human wall, so I can quickly apply lippy and mascara and roll-up my skirt, and take off my tie.
It didn't even matter though, because he wasn't waiting for ME. He was talking to LINDSAY. WET LINDSAY!
He gave her a kiss on the cheek, and they walked off together!!
Rosie offered to savagely bite her ankles.
At Home
6:58 pm
I saw Dom while I was walking home from Jas's.
He said, "Hey Gee, long time, no dig."
I said hello, like I slightly normal person.
"Have you heard, Masimo has left the Stiff Dylans?"
I shook my head no, WHAAAAT?!
He nodded, "Yeah, he's going back to Italy next month. It's a shame, really." I sort of nodded.
He than said, "Yeah, but Robbie's back in, officially, and we're having a gig at the Honey Club, Saturday night. Hopefully you can stop by!"
I nodded.
"Well, see you then," He than walked off.
Oh my.
I'd like to think I am the Queen of Speedy Quick Updating. I have some excellente plans for the up&coming chapters, and thankfully no Masimo! (Possibly). Keep on reviewing, and keep on groovin' ! x EMILY