Disclaimer: Plot Me . Characters Louise Rennison

Wednesday, September 27th

Science

Lindsay has been going around all day, talking about her new "Boyfriend". Dave can't POSSIBLY be dating her, can he?!

Walking Home

Ohhh, but he is! He was waiting for her after her detentions!! They walked off together, hand in hand!

Oh poo. And double merde.

Friday, September 29th

Robbie brought me to school today (With a good stop at 4, 5 and 6!). He asked if I'd be going to the gig tomorrow night.

I said, "Is a dolphin a fish?"

And he said "No, it's a mammal, isn't it?"

I went something like, "Ermm, well, I mean, yes. Yes, I am going."

And he said, "You are quite sensationally mad, but I do adore it."

And another round of 4, 5 and 6!!

At home

5:00 pm

Boring day. I couldn't see Robbie after school, as he was rehearsing. I better start planning my outfit.

5:15 pm

Skirt or dress? Skirt, I think.

Five Seconds Later

No, dress.

Ten Seconds Later

No, skirt!!

Five Seconds Later

But the dress is quite nice… I'll wear it.

Ten Minutes Later

So, I will wear Mutti's new sequined tank-top, and my skirt. Excellent.

Saturday, September 30th

7:14 am

Woke up and thought it was time for the gig. Ah, well, early to rise, early to snog.

Kitchen

Vati nearly had a heart attack, when he saw I was awake.

"What's happened?" He said.

"Nothing,"

"Well, why are you awake?"

Honestly! Like I'm not even welcome in my own home!

In the Bath

It's quite relaxing in here. Aside from the fact that Vati is outside the door shouting at me.

"I would like to take a shower this side of the grave, Georgia!"

Ahhhh, I'm too relaxed to even yell back.

Blow-drying my Diary

My diary fell into the bath, and has gotten a bit damp. And by a bit damp, I mean soaked.

12:30 pm

Having a nutritious lunch of jammy dodgers, midget gems and milky coffee. Yummy scrumboes.

1:00 pm

I better start getting ready. I found this sort of glittery body powder in Mutti's sock drawer. I have covered every bit of my skin in it. I look like a shimmering Goddess. Irresistible!

1:40 pm

I'm not sure what to do with my hair. Maybe I will flat iron it.

1:54 pm

OWWWWWWWW!! BLOODY HELL! I have burnt my neck with the flat iron!!

2:15 pm

My hair is all straight and smoothy smooth. It looks vair fab.

5:30 pm

Mutti and Vati are going to one of Uncle Eddie's shows – ERLACK! And she (Mutti) asked if she could borrow my leatherette skirt. Why, you ask? I don't know. But I agreed, as long as I could borrow her sequin tank top, and her silvery purse.

6:00 pm

I'm dressed quite groovily, if I do say so myself. I have my denim mini on, and Mutti's silver sequined top. I also have on a pair of these really groovy black heels that I bought last year that I had forgotten about.

6:30 pm

Makeup time!!

6:45 pm

I look like I belong in the valley of Grooviness. My eyes are all smoky and black and silvery, and I have got my new watermelon lippy on. A squirt of the perfume Masimo gave me (Well, I can't just NEVER use it again!) and away I go!

7:00 pm

Jas and I are meeting the gang at the clock tower. If Dave brings Lindsay, there will be another slapping fiasco.

At the Honey Club
Tart's Wardrobe

When we got to the Clock Tower, Rollo said Dave was coming along separately and would meet us at the club. With his new girlfriend!!

The club was in full swing! Dave was already there, sitting at the bar. With Lindsay. At the bar sitting. With Lindsay. GADZOOKS!!

In Snuggly Head Quarters (Bed)
2:45 am

What a night! I really had a jolly good time!

After I escaped from the Tart's Wardrobe, the Dylans came on!! Everyone went ballisticimus!! They are very good, and I must say, Robbie's voice is a teensy bit groovier than Masimo's.

They started off with "Ultraviolet" which is my personal fave! I danced with the gang, and it was quite a laugh! Tom, Jas and I made up a short routine, to the chorus. It was actually quite good!

I noticed Dave and Lindsay weren't dancing, they were still sitting and talking. She had her hand on his leg. Eughhh! If I were him, I'd amputate it post-haste!

The Dylans played a new song, after that, it was called "Ever Fallen in Love" it was great dancing music. Robbie was looking at me as he sung, which was groovy, because I went slightly jelloid in the knickers department.

I looked back at Dave and the wet weed, and I noticed she was gone. Good. I hope Dave told her she was a stick-insect.

I walked over to him, and sat on the stool next to him. He turned to look at me, "Hey, KittyKat, why aren't you groovin'?"

"Why are you HERE with Lindsay!?"

"Well, I, you see, I'm not really WITH her,"

"Lindsay is my SWORN enemy, Dave! I can't believe you!"

"No, Georgia, listen…"

"Grrrrr! Dave you make me so mad, I can just… just… PUNCH YOU!!"

Dave kind of looked shocked, and so did I. So I got up and left. And went to find Rosie to dance with.

Sven lifted me up, so my knickers were CLEARLY visible. And he swung me and Mabs around, and kissed us both on the mouth, and put us down.

It was waaaaaay to hot dancing, and I probably had that attractive (not) red and sweaty look, so I went back to the Tart's Wardrobe.

Confirmed. I look like a strawberry. I splashed some water on my face, and fixed up my makeup. Than, went into the stall to go to the piddly diddly department.

Than two people came shuffling in.

"So, tell me, why did he agree to this?" It was ADM.

"I told him, I had liked him for a while, and that I was only messing about with Robbie to make him jealous." Came Lindsay's slimy voice.

"And, do you? Like him, that is?" Asked ADM.

"Ahaha of course not! I'm just using him to make Robbie jealous, so he'll leave that tart, Nicolson and come back to me. Poor, Dave. I reckon he really does fancy me." OOOOOH! SO THAT'S HER PLAN, HUH? WELL GOOD LUCK, OLD THONGY ONE, ROBBIE WILL NEVER, EVER TAKE YOU BACK. AHAHAHHAHAH. And Dave! Poor Dave, I must alert him!!

Lindsay looked in the mirror, (without screaming – imagine that!) and her and ADM left.

I went back to the dance floor, and told Jas what I had just heard,

"Sacre bleu!"

"Oui."

Jas reckons I should go clear the air vis-à-vis Dave. So I went up to him (Slimy Octopussy went somewhere with Monica). He was in a particularly empty part of the club.

"Dave, I was just in the Tart's wardrobe…"

"Ah, in the piddly diddly department?" He said

"Well, yes, but Lindsay was in there,"

"Oh, was there another catfight? I hope you got it on tape…"

"No, well I heard her talking to ADM about how she's trying to make Robbie jealous, and that she's just using you. She doesn't really like you, Dave. I'm sorry, but you can do much better than her, please don't be sad. She is a wet git with no forehead"

"Georgia…"

"But Lindsay! She is an OCTOPUS! How can you have fallen for an octopus? It'll shoot poison ink at you, and eat you."

"Why is it bothering you so much?! It's not like Robbie will ACTUALLY fall for her again!" He said, getting a bit angry.

"I'm only angry for you, after all, she is your, sort of girlyfriend."

"Maybe I'm using her,"

"Huh, what?"

"Maybe I'm using her, like you know, a decoy duck type thing. Have you thought of that?"

"Wait, so you're both doing using?!"

He nodded.

"Oh thank God's leopard print leotard. Go break up with her, and make a big scene, so she leaves and cries and her eyes get all small like mice eyes.. Infact I'll-"

I couldn't continue because it would appear that Dave's mouth was stuck on mine.

And I quite enjoyed it.

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