Discalimer: I don't own the characters or the idea of Georgia Nicolson. I only own this plot, and possibly Dave the Laugh's heart.

Sunday, October 1st

Sitting on the Wall

2:30 pm

After Dave and I snogged quite heavily (number 4, times about 200, than 5 and 6) he said, "I'd really lurve to be your proper boyfriend, Gee. We have such a laugh together, all the time, and well; I am practically deeply, madly and completely infatuated with you. And your nose."

I half expected him to have a red comedy nose on, like he did that other time, when he said he wanted to be with me. But, he didn't. He looked quite serious, actually.

"Well, uhm, I…" I said, not very intelligently.

And he kissed me lightly on the mouth, "Think about it, okay, KittyKat?"

After saying goodbye to Lindsay (Or so I thought) he left. I went back out onto the dance floor, where I heard Lindsay shrieking to Monica,

"He wasn't supposed to DUMP ME! I didn't even like him! This is utter crap! Get my coat!"

Oh, sunny days are here again!

4:00 pm

Robbie came by, earlier. He just left now. I told him everything. I told him about Lindsay using Dave as a decoy duck. I told him about Dave using Lindsay as a decoy duck. I told him that I really did like him, but I also did really like Dave.

He took it quite well (No sign of tears, thank goodness). He did say, "You're a great girl Gee. Mad, but really great." I gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"You're not going back with Lindsay, are you?"

He laughed, "Don't worry, I wont."

"Good."

7:30 pm

Rang Jas.

"Jas?" I said.

"Yessum?" She said.

"I have ended things avec Robbie,"

"Non!"

"Oui!" Than, I heard Jas, yelling for all of England to hear: "Tom, Georgia has ended things with Robbie!"

Than, I heard Tom shout "Why? I thought they were getting along well,"

Than, Jas's Mutti joined in, "I thought Robbie was dating Lindsay, and Gee was dating that Italian bloke,"

Tom shouted, "Keep up, Miriam. Lindsay told Masimo that Georgia and Robbie were in the park snogging, than they broke up. Than, Lindsay began using Dave as a decoy duck to make Robbie jealous."

Jas's Mutti than said, "Oh, how could I have missed all that?"

Than I hung up.

Monday, October 2nd

R.E

Just before assembly began, I heard Lindsay telling a bunch of girls that she had dumped Dave. Ha, as if, wet one!

Rosie has been adding fur to her face since class began. Miss Wilson has yet to notice.

Afternoon Break

The titches came up to me, and asked if I was dating Dave.

I said, "Errr…"
Titch #1 said, "Can you please find out his favourite colour, Miss?"

Than, Titch #2 said, "Yes, and find out whether he prefers vanilla pudding over chocolate pudding, Miss? Chocolate is my favouritest. It's brillo-pads!"

I nodded, and they left.

Rosie said, "I wish Sven had a personal fanclub."

Than, Ellen said, "Well, erm, Declan, he, well, he's got a sort of fan club, type thingy."

Jools asked who his fan club was.

Ellen said, "Well, erm me. Because, like, I do, you know rate him."

Oh Buddha!

Rom and Jul Rehearsal

Jas and Tom are on stage practising their death scene. They are well into it.

Dave told me he has gotten a new dog.

"Well, he's a black Labrador." He said, "And he's got blue eyes. He's quite sweet looking. You should come over and see him."

"What's his name?"

"Pickles."

The short of it is, Dave and I can now go pet-walking together, once Angus is ripping with health.

I told Dave about his fan club, he told me his favourite colour was "Sunshine Yellow" and he only eats vanilla pudding, OCCASIONALLY chocolate, but NEVER butterscotch.

Home

6:30 pm

Dave walked me home. Jas and the gang went off to the pictures, but I didn't want to go.

As we were walking, Dave sang this song called "Tired of England" by a band I had never heard of. (He later told me they were called Dirty Pretty Things, or something odd like that).

He sang really loudly, "HOW CAN THEY BE TIRED OF ENGLAND? THEY'LL NEVER KNOW THE ENGLAND WE KNOW!"

People drove by and looked at us strangely.

When we reached my house, he gave me a proper snog on the mouth, and winked. "See yah, Sex Kitty!"

Tuesday, October 3rd

At Home
4:45 pm

Boring school day. Going for a walk to the park.

7:30 pm

OH MY LORD SANDRAAAAAAA! GADZOOKS AND LACKADAY!!

As I ambled of to the park, I saw Dave walking the most adorable puppy I have possibly ever seen!

He ran towards me, (Pickles sort of shuffled along, in a bit of a hopping fashion)

"Sex Kitty, this is Pickles" He gestured towards the pup.

I levelled with the dog. He was soooo cutesy!!

"Hello, Pickles! You are looking quite fab tonight!"

Pickles rolled over, so I tickled his tummy.

We walked on, and Dave let me hold Pickles' lead. He is much easier to walk. Angus would normally sky-rocket down the walk and drag me along.

"He's vair, vair cute, Dave" I said, as Dave undid his lead (Not Dave's lead, Pickles' lead!). Pickles ran off and came back with a stick, and lied down and began chomping away.

Dave and I sat on a bench. He slowly took my hand, and held it, on his leg. I could feel him looking at me, even though I was watching Pickles.

"Georgia?" He said, and I turned to look at him.

Ooooooooooh-er! Jelloid knickers alert! Jelloid knickers alert! He was just sort of staring at me, and his eyes looked so groovy and intense, and it just had to be done!

I snogged him, and snogged and snogged him. Until I finally retreated for some air, otherwise I think I would've fainted, whilst still attached to Dave at the mouth.

It was possibly one of the best snogs I ever had. It was sort of fireworks exploding, waves crashing, absolutely jelloid from head to toe type of snog.

It was basically perfect, aside from the fact Pickles was looking at us, with his head tilted a bit.

Dave was all smiles, and so was I. I told him that I really would like to be his proper girlfriend, and we snogged some more.

When I got home, there was a dead mouse on my bed.

Two Seconds Later

On the bright side, I am now the girlfriend of a LAUGH GOD!!

It's about time, too! I hope you liked that, I know it was short, but sweet nonetheless, right? Keep on reviewing, and I'll keep on updating :)
Also, the song TIRED OF ENGLAND by DIRTY PRETTY THINGS is ace. Give it a listen !
And, Dave the Laugh Edward Cullen (Dave the Laugh is GREATER than Edward Cullen) :)
xox E