Disclaimer: I own the plot, nuffink else! Oh, and prepare for a VAIRRRR short chapter!

Wednesday, October 3rd

In bed

7:00 am

Well it's quite early, is it not? I had a horrible dream that Lindsay was in fact an octopus and squirted ink all over a white dress I was wearing out on a date with Dave. She literally is a nightmare.

7:15 am

Slim has told us that Hawkeye will be back tomorrow. Sacre Bleu! T'was a fun run, without her though. She is NOT missed.

7:30 am

I used some of Mutti's "Natural Waves" spray again. I do look like some sort of Beach Goddess.

7:50 am

Ate some jammy dodgers and a strawberry poptart. Yumm-o.

7:55 am

Makeup applied, as today is the last day I can get away with it. Hehehehe.

Walking

I told Jas about Dave and I, and how we were now official boyfriend/girlfriend peoples.

"Non!"

"Oui!"

"Finally!"

I nodded.

Speak of thy devil! Dave and the lads just jumped out of a bush to spook us. I found it to be comical, but Jas is all in a tiz because she messed up her fringe when she jumped about several feet back.

Dave gave me a peck on the cheek. "Hi gorg, you are looking mighty stunning in your jail suit."

"Fanks, Dave. As are you." And he did. His tie was all loosey goosey, and his hair was kinda messy, in that "I've-just-rolled-out-of-bed-look".

We did linksy-uppsy's and traipsed off to l'ecole. Dave told me that last night Pickles took a wazz on his duvet cover.

I asked him, "So, did you take that antelope by the horns and sleep in the cold?"

And he said "No, I still slept with it."

Erlackkkkk.

Assembly

Rosie managed to pull down her tights, and draw faces on her knees with eyeliner. She calls them "knee people". She passed her eyeliner down, and we all did the same.

My left knee was a sort of vampire, with fangs. And, my right knee was a very good impression of Slim (I drew several wobbling chins).

Walking to French

Ahhh success! You can clearly see the Knee people through our tights!

Loos

Madame Slack made us go wash our knees off. She said, "What is that on your knees?"

Rosie said, "They're knee people, Madame."

She said, "Well, go wash it off! Honestly, you lot are so childish!"

And I said, "We are simply expressing our lurve for art, in it's many forms!"

And Madame, quite rudely says, "Fermez la bouche". Honestly, there should be more art appreciation in our school.

La Maison de Nicolson (Nicolson House, I think…)

6:00 pm

Mutti told me that her and Vati were going away this weekend!! And taking Libs with them! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Mutti actually asked if I'd like to come along too! Hahahaha, as if!

She said if I like I ca invite the Ace Gang round Friday night and we can do a super duper slumber party!! She also said, "Absolutely NO boys!" Hahaha, that's what YOU think, Mutti, dearest…

7:05 pm

Phoned Jas to tell her the tres bonne news.

"Mutti said no boys allowed."

"Oh,"

"Tell Tom to tell the lads to come around nine o'clock Friday night,"

"Yesiree!"

Party Headquarters (i.e my room)

9:15 pm

Rang up Rosie, Jools, Mabs and Ellen. Their parents said they could come, (no surprise there, my M and V would have to interrogate whether there would be boys, alcohol, drugs, weaponry…).

I'm so vaaaaaair excited!!

12:30 am

Hopefully Dave will come. He never misses a shindig. There is a little part of me hoping that Sven wont come, as something is bound to go wrong whenever he is present.

I'm so exciteddd!! I don't think I will ever fall aslee- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Thursday, October 4th

6:30 pm

Mutti and Vati leave tomorrow at precisely 5:30 pm.

Jas and I are going to shop tomorrow to pickup essential slumber party essentials (Crisps, jammy dodgers, poptarts, midget gems, gummy wormies, etc!)

It may be costly getting enough snacks for twelve. I must check my money stashed away for a rainy day.

Under my Bed

Hmm. There's one measly pound. And half a pickle.

7:42 pm

Hahahah! Mutti has given me twenty-pounds for necessities! Yayyyyyy! She was quite startled when I gave her a kiss on the cheek. I was too, she must've had three pounds of foundation on. Erlack.

-Runs for Cover- I knowwww it was so short! I'm sorry, and I know I haven't updated for OVER several hours. I was vair busy today, and well, tomorrow I may be as well. I'm going to a Masquerade for Breaking Dawn. I wanted to make a shirt that said "DAVE THE LAUGH IS GREATER THAN EDWARD CULLEN" but I have no time. So please review and I'll start whipping up a bigger, better, badder chapter ! xxxxxx Emily