BLEACH
~THE ADVENTURES OF ORIHIME~
"In Which Orihime Goes to the Midnight Premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1"
Orihime and company arrive at the midnight premiere of Harry Potter 7, eager to watch the finale of their favorite movie franchise...
Ichigo: QUICK we only have 5 minutes until it starts
Orihime: COMING KUROSAKI-KUN :3
Ichigo: Does you have the tickets?
Orihime: Ahmahgah.
Ichigo: wut
Orihime: Oh Ichi-ni help me, my breasties are too heavy to hold up myself!
Ichigo: I'm not your brother o_o
Orihime: XD
Ichigo: the crowd is huge!
Orihime: Don't worry Kurosaki-kun, I'll take care of this! You go get the buttered popcorn, fattening candy, and assorted beverages!
Ichigo: *gallops away*
Orihime: REDUCTO
Crowd: *swoosh*
In the theatre...
Orihime: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Ichigo: *dies*
Aizen: =DDD
Everyone else: OH SHIT
Resurrection Stone: *brings Ichigo back*
Ichigo/Justin Timberlake: im bringin' sexy back...
Orihime: :3 sozzy Kurosaki-kun
Ichigo: It's okay my love
Orihime: wut
Ichigo: MOVIE'S STARTING
Dobby: *dies*
Orihime: NO! FUCKINSHIT NO!
Ichigo: It's okay Inoue, I'll be your Dobby. If ya no wut i mean...
Orihime: But no one can moo like Dobby can...
Ichigo: Fine, u conceited bitch.
Orihime: ^^ huck huck
Ichigo: Wtfbbq?
Orihime: ohnovoldemorthasthewand
Ichigo: Ha! The Elder Wand is no match for my GETSUGA TENSHOU
Orihime: I thought you lost your shinigami powers.
Ichigo: *mumbling* stupid whore
Orihime: hahaha you're a Muggle.
Ichigo: Oh, let's get out of here you stupid bitch. =P She's a stupid bitch...
*sassy gay friend theme song*