BLEACH
~THE ADVENTURES OF ORIHIME~
Episode 1: "In Which Orihime, Ichigo, and Ishida Study for Final Exams"
It's May, and the school year is winding down. Orihime and Ichigo study in the library, determined to ace their finals.
Orihime: =D Let's play "FIND-THE-DIRTY-WORD-IN-THE-NORMAL-WORD" Game!
Ichigo: The fuck?
Orihime: Your first word is...cirCUMference.
Ichigo: -_-
Orihime: No? Let's try another: ceCUM.
Ichigo: Inoue, we should studeh.
Orihime: STFU AND PLAY THE GAME.
Ichigo: …
Orihime: Fine, betch.
Ishida: Is it 'cum'?
Orihime: =O My gentle lady ears.
Ichigo: You're sick, Ishida. Sick.
Orihime: Uh-HUH.
Ishida: sodidjahearboutosamabinladen?
Orihime: OH YEAH LIKE HE TOTALLY DIED
Ichigo: WAIT.
Orihime: =3
Ishida: =3
Ichigo: Nevermind, tee hee.
Orihime: Pen island.
Ichigo: What?
Ishida: Penis.
Orihime: Oh, you're good.
Ichigo: So. Algebra. 1 + 1 = ?
Orihime: 1 on a bun.
Ishida: Bun. Your buns.
Whorehime: ;)
Ichigo: INOUE IS MINE!
Ishida: YOU DON'T EVEN NOTICE HER!
Chizuru: GRRRR
Ichigo: WHAT U TALKIN BOUT? I SAVE HER EVERY FUCKING EPISODE
Ishida: SHE KISSED U WHILE U WERE ASLEEP
Ichigo: *GASP, turns to Orihime* You...bitch.
Orihime: Yeh. Wut u gonna do about it, sunshit?
Ichigo: GETSUGA TENSHOU!
Ishida: *jumps in front of blast, saving Orhime, and dies*
Orihime: oh nooo...
Ichigo: oh nooo...
Orihime: Cleavage.
Ichigo: Yes, please.