EPISODE 2!
Guest stars:
Sadie Kane (The Kane Chronicles)
Eminem
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Harry: WTF?
Ron: Don't let Fred and George see that!
Fred: So Harry, when were you going to come out?
George: Awwwwwwwwwwww... It's so sweet I'm getting a cavity!
Harry: *Face Palms* Too late.
Eminem: Oh my **** , what the **** am I ****ing doing here? Get me out of this ****!
Hermione: Great, another dumb**** here on OUR fanpage!
Ron: HERMIONE! Language, Geez.
Teddy: What does **** mean?
Sadie: Oh no, wrong portal...
Fred: Whoa.
George: That chick is BA.
Ron: DUDE! She's like 12!
Sadie: 13, thank you very much. How did I mess up and end up here? And where is here?
Hermione: I don't know, but how did you get on here? You're a muggle, right?
Sadie: What's a muggle?
Draco: Listen, I hate you all and everything, but THIS CONVERSATION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT PEOPLE ARE PAIRING ME WITH POTTER!
Sadie: I said, What's a muggle?
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Sadie: Ha-di!
Hermione: WTF? You just destroyed the next topic!
Sadie: I WANT TO KNOW WHAT A MUGGLE IS!
Hermione: Well, you just destroyed a topic.
Sadie: And...?
Hermione: With magic?
Sadie: Okay, tell me something that we don't already know, like what's a muggle?
Hermione: You're not one.
Sadie: WHAT IS IT?
Eminem: LIsten smart*** chick, tell the ****ing little girl what all this muggle **** is! Then bring me back to ****ing Detroit, *****!
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It's official; I'm quitting magic and buying a gun like Lily and James should have done in the first place.
Harry: HEY! Wait, hold up...
Ron: He's right, mate.
Hermione: I think it's a 'SHE'
Ron: Why?
Hermione: Because no boy is that logical.
Sadie: She's right, you know. WHAT IS A **** MUGGLE?
Hermione: Well you're not one.
Ron: You're having fun with this; aren't you?
Hermione: Very much so. *Starts making out with Ron passionatly*
Sadie: UGHHH!
Ginny: Ha ha, we really should just walk around with guns instead of wands.
Luna: There are little baby nargles here, Ron and Hermione! Stop showing them innapropro stuff!
Harry: Yes, we should Ginny. Do you wanna make out?
Ginny: No.
Harry: Are you sure...?
Ginny: I said, NO SNOGGING!
Harry: Okay.
Sadie: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A MUGGLE IS?
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There you guys go! I have a few guest stars that I might wanna have, please pick one!
Taylor Swift
Percy Jackson
Katniss Everdeen
Edward Cullen
Jacob Black
Okay, then any topics or pairings as well!