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Chapter 5: Making Plans
"Maria, I can't believe that you're pregnant." Oriana told her oldest sister excitedly. She hadn't got to be there for Lyn's birth so she was excited for the new baby. She was sitting on the floor in front of her oldest sister who was braiding her hair.
"Neither can I, I wanted to wait, but life just doesn't agree with your plans sometimes." Maria replied wisely. "Besides that Lyn was B's fault anyway." She smirked.
"How the hell is my niece my fault?" Bianca asked her hotly.
"Because, I was too wrapped up in trying to help you that I forgot to take my birth control so that makes me getting pregnant your fault." Maria explained to her.
"That is some fucked up logic, but I have to hand it to you it is pretty well thought out." Bianca sounded slightly impressed.
"You would be surprised the number of things that I can blame on you and your damn drinking. I've had years to perfect my logic and therefore you really don't want to mess with me." Maria replied conversationally.
"I really wasn't as bad as you're trying to make me out to be." Bianca defended herself.
"No, B, you were every bit as bad as she is saying you were. My personal favorites were the times when you would go demon hunting drunk and then get your ass into a bind that we would have to get you out of." Liz could only roll her eyes at her friend.
"Ok, I get it, I was a shameless drunk and I'm sorry about that. I just didn't know how to deal with my feelings very well." Bianca said throwing her hands up in a sign of surrender.
"You are forgiven, but only because we all happen to know that you're emotionally retarded." Lilly said smirking at her.
"I'll tell you what, you sure don't want to mess with Jackie when he is on one of his benders. That is one of the sweetest guys I have ever met but he turns into a world class asshole." Paige threw out there.
"He's my little brother, I'm sure that he has just a hard a time expressing his feelings as I do." Mel defended him.
"You've got that shit right, if you ask that boy what's wrong with him he will tell you that he's fine when nothing could be further from the truth." Savannah sighed rolling her eyes.
"You're one to talk, your brother is a little too in touch with his feelings sometimes." Paige chuckled. She loved Dom, but he could turn into a big girl at times.
"One of you in that relationship has to be stable, and we all know that that's not you." Prue pointed out to her niece.
"Prue, don't talk about my baby that way." Bianca joked with her.
"B, I think your baby is more than capable of taking care of herself." Rachel reasoned with her.
"Just let them keep talking, mom, they are just digging a hole." Paige said sending a sweet smile in Prue's direction.
"But, baby, it's mommy's job to take care of you." Bianca knew how much her daughter hated it when she made comments like that. She just couldn't resist though the thought of pissing Paige off amused her greatly at the moment.
"I've told you I don't know how many times to knock it off with those damn mommy comments, they drive me nuts." Paige seethed. She absolutely hated it when her mother made those mommy comments.
"B, I have to admit that it's super weird for me to hear you say things like that." Lindsey told her cousin with a laugh.
"I am my father's daughter he says things like that to me just to piss me off." Bianca replied. She knew how bad it pissed her off when Frank talked down to her like that and yet she still did it to Paige.
"B, I can't believe that pissing Paige off is a sport for you. I know that I don't want Slick mad at me." Mel was trying hard not to laugh, but she knew how pissed off Paige would be if she did.
"Mel, Paige doesn't get mad at you, you two might as well be the same damn person sometimes." Patty pointed out to her cousin rolling her eyes.
"Please spare us, Charlie, Mel is bad enough on her own she doesn't need any help in that department." Carly sighed her cousin really got on her nerves at times.
"No shit, don't wish that on us." Val agreed nodding her head vigorously.
"You two are only digging yourselves a hole that you're not going to be able to get out of." Penny cautioned them.
"You know those two don't do anything that is going to be good for them." Emily reminded her.
"That is the understatement of the year. Those two wouldn't do what was good for them if it was looking them right in the face." Mia scoffed. She really liked this group of people but they could be a lot to handle at times.
"Mia, you are preaching to the choir sister. Those two enjoy living dangerously." Hailey agreed with a nod of her head.
"Let them keep going I can honestly say that they are amusing me right now." Calleigh threw her head back and laughed.
"They have a tendency to be amusing they just don't know when to quit." Lilly said shaking her head. Carly and Val made the things that she, Prue, and Oriana did together look normal.
"I know one of the shopaholics didn't just say something about the way that we behave." Carly said with an arched eyebrow.
"I think that she did." Val informed her mock glaring at her sister-in-law.
"We are very sensitive, I really wish you wouldn't talk about us like that." Oriana pouted.
"O, you guys have a serious problem. You have more shoes than you have common sense." Rachel lectured her cousin.
"You can never have too many shoes. There is a reason we don't bitch when we ruin a pair of shoes and that is because we have five more just like them." Prue reasoned using her messed up logic.
"Really, they act like having too many shoes is a bad thing." Lilly agreed like everyone else was talking crazy.
Just then there was a loud banging on the front door. "I'll get that." Paige said getting up and going to the door.
"I need to talk to your mother." Henry said with a pissed off look on his face.
"Come on in, I can't say that she is going to be very happy that you're here." Paige replied opening the door wider to allow her uncle's entry.
"Hank, what are you doing here?" Bianca asked him coyly. She knew damn well what he was doing there, but she was going to employ the innocent act.
"I wonder what I'm doing here, B." Henry replied sarcastically.
"That's what I would like to know too." Bianca smirked she was trying her level best not to laugh because that would give her away.
Henry pulled off his shirt and turned his back to her. "I think this might have something to do with why I'm here." he said pointing over his shoulder in the general direction of what was written on his back.
"My sexy ass and other parts are no longer my property and they belong solely to my fiancé." Bianca read. "And it's written in Italian, that is very interesting. I also find it very sweet that you would have something like that on your back." She told him sweetly.
"Save the innocent act for someone who doesn't know you as well as I do. You wrote that you damn well know it." Henry seethed. He still couldn't believe that she had branded him like that.
"I was bored and you were sleeping, there just so happened to be a magic marker in your nightstand drawer. It's not my fault that I get creative every once in a while." Bianca said batting her eyelashes at him in a playful manner.
"Well, I don't find being branded like a cattle funny at all, Bianca Lyn." Henry could act like he was mad at her all he wanted to, but they both knew that he wasn't really mad.
"Maybe that was payback for something that you did to me when I told you not to." Bianca suggested to him.
"B, that isn't even visible, so this was not called for." Henry retorted crossing his arms over his chest stubbornly.
"What did you do to her?" Paige asked her uncle sounding highly amused.
"I gave her a hickey and she is acting like this." Henry replied like it wasn't a big deal.
"I have to tell you that I find her writing on you a perfectly acceptable form of retaliation." Paige said after thinking in over.
"Slick, only you would find something like that acceptable." Mel chuckled at her niece.
"You have to retaliate with just the right level of force, in a war you can't escalate things too quickly or it will be over too soon." Paige replied like her aunt should have thought of that.
Henry let out a laugh upon hearing that. "I am not entirely convinced that that is not my kid. That is so something that I would have said." He said pointing at Paige.
"Trust me, Hank, she's not yours. That is also something that her father would have said." Bianca chuckled rolling her eyes at her fiancé.
"Are you sorry for writing on me?" Henry asked her pretending to be serious.
"I'm not sorry in the least bit, I can't believe you just asked me that question." Bianca said looking at him like he had lost his mind.
"Fine, I'm going to let it go for now, I think that I should warn you to sleep with one eye open though." Henry warned her before walking back out the door.
"If I didn't know any better I would swear that he was up to something." Bianca said with a confused look on her face.
"Everyone knows that he isn't the Halliwell you have to be worried about being up to something, that would be Prue." Mel assured her.
"Hank is pretty good for coming up with schemes too. He has done things that you wouldn't believe." Prue defended herself against that totally baseless accusation. Yeah right she was always up to something.
"I've been wondering where Carly gets that from. She is quite the little schemer herself, most of her schemes do end up with one of us having to bail her out though." Penny said thoughtfully and then she laughed when she saw the look that she got from her cousin.
"I'm just saying that I think those guys are up to something." Bianca said she put nothing past that group of guys. They all thought that they were hilarious and that was a recipe for disaster.
"Oh my God, Henry, look at this picture." Paige chuckled as she handed her husband a picture that showed Henry sleeping on the couch with a newborn Hank sleeping on his chest.
"I'll be damned, I sometimes forget that he was so small when he was born because of how big he is now." Henry replied rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
"I always told you that he wasn't going to be a runt forever." Leo replied with a chuckle.
"Leo, this is coming from you all your kids have always been giants." Phoebe pointed out to him.
"Wy is six-two, Chris and Jackie are both six-one, and Mel five-eight. I have no clue where they all got that height, because it damn sure wasn't from me I'm only five-two and Leo is five-eleven." Piper said shrugging.
"They got their height from dad he is six-two. And mom wasn't exactly short she was five-five. Hell Parker is six-two." Prue pointed out to her sister.
"When Parks hit fifteen I had to start looking up to yell at him." Andy said shaking his head.
"I don't know how you could have yelled at sweet innocent Parker." Coop joked with him.
"Victor Junior is anything but sweet and innocent. He wasn't really a troublemaker, but he knew how to get into trouble if the occasion called for it." Andy replied just the thought of the things that Parker used to do made his head hurt.
Prue picked up a picture out of the box that sat in front of her husband. "Parker was such a cute little boy and that smile of his is something else." She was looking at her picture of her little brother from when he was about six. He was dressed in a football uniform and he had a big smile on his face that showed his dimples.
"There would be times when he would look up at me with those dimples and then I would be powerless to yell at him because he looked so damn cute." Andy admitted.
"Dad, I'm going to need you to not talk about Parker like you actually like him. He is on very thin ice at the moment." Billie told her father.
"Billie, you and Parker just enjoy fighting with each other. And I might add that you are the one who started this war with him. You know that the boy is terrified of clowns and you still had to tease him with the damn things." Paige explained her niece while shooting her a look.
"It was too good to pass up and I just couldn't help myself. I kinda do feel a little bad because I didn't realize he was that scared of them." Billie replied. She really did feel bad for scaring the crap out of Parker.
"Billie, your uncle has a severe phobia of clowns, he has since he was a little bitty boy. I'm sure that it didn't help his cause that Kyle used to tease him to no end about it." Andy replied a tad bit sternly. He had to look out for Parker he was his boy.
"She only likes picking on him because he is such an easy target." JD supplied helpfully.
"I don't pick on him, I just tease him a little bit every now and then." Billie huffed her husband so wasn't on her good side right now.
"Right, I'm sure that's how Parker sees it." Andy chuckled shaking his head.
"That is something that Lilly would say about Roman. Those two used to fight all the damn time." Eva sighed. Her oldest set of twins had a tendency to be a pain in the ass sometimes.
"I can't count the number of times that I had to pull Lilly off of him because she was beating the hell out of him. He just didn't know when to keep his damn mouth shut. A lot of it stemmed from the fact that he didn't like her dating." Derek laughed at the memory.
"No one tells Lila not to do something because she is just going to turn around and do it out of spite." Eva rolled her eyes. Her oldest daughter could be quite the little handful when she wanted to be.
"Nic, how is Chord doing with everything?" Lyn asked her friend.
"I honestly don't know Chord is being pretty stoic about the whole thing. From what Lizzie tells me he hates Tim with a passion, but he loves me with all of his heart. I tend to trust what the girl says because she is an empath, but I don't know if he loves me all that much when he can't even call me mom." Nicole replied. She really didn't know what was going on in Chord's head at the moment.
"He'll come around, you just have to remember that he is going through a lot right now. Everything that he thought was true about his life turned out to be a lie, it's a lot to process for anyone. It was bad enough when he thought Edward was his father, but now he finds out that his real father walked out on him. He is going to be angry, hurt, and confused for a little while. The thing you have to remember is once he has all his shit sorted out he is going to realize how much he loves you and that he never stopped loving you through all of this." Billie spoke with the voice of experience on that one. If anyone knew what Chord was going through at the moment it was her.
"To me finding out he was really my son just confirmed what I had felt in my heart all along. He has always been my baby and now I know why. I raised that boy from the time he was a little bitty thing until he left for college." Nicole reminisced.
"He loves you, Nic, he is just so confused right now that it isn't funny. And the truth be told he is probably more than a little pissed off, what he doesn't realize is that he is pissed off with the elders, not you and deep down he isn't mad at Tim either." Frank could be wise when he wanted to be he just didn't want to be all that often.
"Chord hasn't been acting at all like himself lately. He has been quiet and withdrawn, every time I try to ask him about it he changes the subject. I hate that he is hurting so badly right now and there is nothing that I can do about it. I'm ok with feeling powerless as a witch, but I don't share the same sentiments when it comes to my mothering skills." Nicole stressed. She knew that she hadn't done anything wrong but getting her heart to understand what her head knew wasn't that easy.
"Did he stop gambling?" Phoebe asked. The question seemed to come out of left field even for her.
"No, the boy has it in his blood just like his father and his older brother." Nicole replied like she was crazy. She didn't know what that question had to do with anything.
"Then you have nothing to worry about, as long as he hasn't done a complete one-eighty he is fine." Phoebe assured her. Oddly enough that convoluted logic made a whole lot of sense.
"Phoebe, the fact that I can understand you when you talk in circles like that leaves me wondering about my mental stability." Billie told her aunt in all seriousness.
"You should be worried about your mental stability. We keep telling you that you are just like your Aunt Phoebe, but you refuse to believe us." Andy teased his daughter.
"If you are all going to pick on me I'm going to get Colt and Hayden from the sun room and go home." Billie mock pouted.
"You are not taking my sweet grandchildren anywhere. I happen to enjoy their company they aren't sassy like their surly ass older brother." Prue put her foot down.
"I'm only joking, mom. I don't think I could pry those two away from Lyn and Jeremiah if I wanted to at the moment." Billie replied to appease her mother.
"Billie, your mouth seriously has a snowball effect. You are just as bad as your younger cousins are about being off topic." Piper told her. Really she didn't understand how those kids got so off topic all of the time.
"I sometimes think that they do that just to piss B off. We all know that she can't stand it." Billie mused. She wasn't far from the truth either.
"We have already discussed why my daughter is like that. The girl is anal retentive and she has to have things just so." Lyn reminded her.
"Lyn, do you and B ever actually get along?" Henry asked her out of curiosity.
"They get along they just don't want anyone to know that they get along." Frank answered for his wife.
"Francis, I resent you talking about me like that." Lyn glared at her husband.
"I wasn't just talking about you, I was talking about my Frank Jr. too." Frank defended himself. He smiled sweetly at his wife he couldn't afford having her pissed off at him.
"Frank, did you know that my son and your daughter think we're all stupid?" Nicole asked him.
"Chord and Oriana know that we know they're together?" Lyn asked sounding highly amused.
"I called them on it to their face the other day, but they don't know that you and Frank know. It was so damn funny I walked in on them kissing and they jumped away from each other like they had been shot." Nicole chuckled. She didn't know why any of her kids bothered trying to keep anything from her.
"We would have to be dead not to know that those two are together." Frank shook his head. He didn't know why his daughters thought he was stupid. He didn't understand why they didn't take into account that he was an assassin and that made his senses sharp.
"What the fuck is going on here?" Emily demanded when the lights went off suddenly.
"My guess would be that Ricky forgot to pay the bill again this month because I didn't remind him." Patty hazarded a guess.
"You didn't remind him but I did. I handed him dad's credit card and made him pay the damn bill as a matter of fact." Emily replied.
"What the hell was that noise?" Lilly asked she wasn't the bravest person in the entire world and it didn't help matters that she didn't have any active powers.
"I don't know but it sounded like it was coming from the basement." Val answered her sister-in-law.
"I'm not going down there." Carly said she wasn't even going to pretend that she was brave. She wouldn't even go to bed without checking her closet first.
"I'm not going down there either." Prue said she was fine if she had one of her boys with her but she didn't really do dark places well alone.
Paige sighed and rolled her eyes somehow she knew it was going to come down to her. "I'll go lord knows that I don't want one of you girls to get scared or anything."
"I'll go with you, I'm a cop thank you very much." Mel told her sarcastically.
Paige went into the duffel bag that she had sitting behind the couch and pulled out a flashlight. "I'm ready if you are." She said.
"Let's go." Mel agreed.
"I'm going to go check upstairs just to make sure that everything is ok." Liz said. She wasn't really scared and she knew that she drove her husband nuts because of it.
"I'll go with you, the rest of you stay here and try to stay out of trouble." Bianca ordered.
"You don't have to worry about me going anywhere or doing anything stupid." Oriana said she wasn't even going to pretend that she was brave at the moment.
Patty reached behind the couch and grabbed Ricky's baseball bat. "We'll be fine, trust me I know how to use this thing." She assured them.
"You better because we're all hiding behind you in case something happens." Maria told her in all seriousness.
"I'm glad to know that I have such a great support system." Patty commented dryly.
"I'll back you up if I have to." Hailey volunteered knowing that no one else would.
"You do that, Hails." Penny agreed enthusiastically.
"No shit, I'm hiding if anything goes down." Mia said she was really big into self-preservation.
"If I have to I'll make myself useful." Lindsey said sounding a little bored.
"I'm just going to choose not to comment right now." Calleigh just shook her head at their antics.
"I know the feeling." Rachel agreed with her.
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"This is just a little bit ridiculous." Mel commented to her niece as they made their way down the stairs to the basement.
"You're telling me, I'm sure that this is nothing." Paige agreed rolling her eyes.
"Or it could be something." Mel said after she had turned on the flashlight that Paige had given her earlier. She saw two dark shapes that she couldn't quite make out but they were moving.
"You have your gun, Mels?" Paige asked her in a conversational tone.
"I'm a cop, of course I have my gun I always carry that damn thing with me." Mel replied reaching for the skeleton holster in the small of her back.
"I say you save us a lot of hassle and just shoot first and then ask questions." Paige suggested like it wasn't a big deal.
"I think that that is a pretty fucking great idea, Slick." Mel agreed with a nod.
"Mel, don't shoot, it's just us." Chris said stepping into the beam of his sister's flashlight. He had a ski mask on and he was dressed in black.
"Who's with you?" Mel asked her brother.
"That would be me," Parker said pulling the ski mask that he had off of his face.
"What the fuck are you guys doing, daddy?" Paige asked her father like he had lost his mind.
"We wanted to have a little bit of fun with those sissies upstairs. We knew that you guys would more than likely come down here." Chris answered his daughter.
"Well, that and Wyatt can't go five minutes without seeing Liz." Parker supplied helpfully.
"You guys are going to be in so much trouble. You have those idiots scared shitless." Mel told them both rolling her eyes.
"That's actually kinda the idea." Chris admitted.
"Which one of you morons cut the power?" Paige asked.
"The only moron smart enough to do something like that." Parker came back with a smart-ass retort.
"Uncle Hank," Paige didn't even need a hint she knew that that was something her uncle would do.
"This is his idea of getting payback on your mom, we all tried to warn him that it would most likely end with him getting his ass kicked, but as you can see he didn't listen." Chris explained to her.
" I say we should just hide out down here and let the rest of the idiots do what they are going to do." Mel suggested.
"I like the way you think, Mels." Paige agreed with her aunt.
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"What was that?" Lilly asked nervously she had heard a noise coming from the kitchen.
"I don't know it sounded like someone ran into something." Prue answered her sister-in-law.
"Maybe someone should go check that out." Calleigh suggested. She wasn't a coward by any means but she wasn't going to go investigate a strange noise alone either.
"I'll just go see what it is." Patty said rolling her eyes. No sooner than the words left her mouth than she felt someone grab her from behind. There was something familiar about the person who had a grip on her though. "Derek Brian, are you stupid?" she asked she knew what her boyfriend's arms felt like wrapped around her.
Ricky pulled up the ski mask that he had on. "No, I'm not stupid." He got a confused look on his face. "Guys, we might as well just give it a rest." He called out to his partners in crime. The other guys involved with the plot all teleported into the room. "How'd you know it was me?" he asked turning to his girlfriend.
"I know what your arms feel like when they're wrapped around me." Patty answered him like he should have thought of that.
"I love how my arms feel wrapped around you." Ricky said pulling her closer to him. Patty reached up and kissed him on the mouth.
"How come we're not like that anymore, babe?" Maria asked Tyler who had gone to her as soon as he was given the all clear.
"Because we're not eighteen years old anymore." Tyler replied not knowing what else to say. Apparently he had said the wrong thing because Maria smacked him in the center of the chest.
"Way to be an ass, Ty." Maria commented sarcastically.
"What the hell is going on here?" Prue asked looking at her husband for an answer.
"Prue, trust me when I say that you don't want to know." Chuck replied shaking his head. This was not going to end well at all.
"Jackie, what the fuck are you guys doing here?" Emily demanded of her boyfriend.
"This is Hank's idea of payback. Like Chuck said you guys really don't want to know." Jack retorted with a snort.
"B is gonna kill him." Rachel said she knew what her cousin was like.
"We tried to tell him that, but he refused to listen. You guys all know that there is no reasoning with Henry. He is just as stubborn as my second oldest sister ever dared to be." Parker replied. Had Piper been around he wouldn't have called her stubborn. Call him crazy but he liked living and Piper would kill him if she heard him say something like that about her.
"PJ, you're getting pretty brave, I happen to know that you wouldn't say that where your sister could hear you." Calleigh pointed out to her boyfriend.
"Of course he wouldn't say that where Aunt Piper could hear him, he does have some good sense." Val reasoned with the older woman.
"The same thing can't be said for your cousin, Henry is on a suicide mission right now." Troy said. He was glad that he wasn't the one who had to deal with Bianca.
"They'll have it out and then they'll be fine. Those two fight when they can't have sex, I don't understand it but it happens to be the way they operate." Jake chimed in.
"That is on the list of things that I don't ever want to hear about." Patty said making a grossed out face.
"I don't want to hear about half of the things that come out of Carly and Val's mouths, but I still do." Mia offered.
"You're telling me." Hailey agreed with her friend.
"You talk about our sex life don't you?" Troy asked his girlfriend.
"This surprises you somehow?" Val asked him in a reply a smirk playing on her lips.
"Not really," Troy admitted with a shrug. He knew how she was and still he loved her anyway.
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"Lizzie, I never thought that I would see the day when you were braver than all those other little sissies." Bianca commented to Liz as they made their way up the stairs.
Liz smirked at her friend. The truth of the matter was she had only agreed to come along because she knew that Wyatt was in the house. The boy was useless at keeping her out with his mental blocks she always knew what he was thinking and she always kept one ear open in case something was troubling him. So she had known he was there the moment he stepped foot in the house. "I like to keep a surprise or two up my sleeve sometimes." She replied.
Bianca shook her head at her. "I just hope you know that when your husband finds out about this he is going to go through the fucking roof." She commented. She knew how protective Wyatt was of her.
"I don't think that we have to tell him about this. What he doesn't know won't hurt him." Liz assured her. She knew damn well that Wyatt was going to know about this, but Bianca didn't need to know that.
"Right, like you can keep anything from him." Bianca retorted sarcastically.
"Look, I'm going to go check the bathroom and you can start checking the bedrooms. I'll be fine, I promise." Liz said trying to get rid of the younger woman.
"Ok, if you need anything just yell." Bianca agreed quickly because she didn't feel like arguing at the moment.
Liz made her way into the bathroom and she closed the door behind her. She wasn't in the least bit surprised when she felt someone wrap their arms around her waist. But because she wanted to mess with her husband a little bit she pretended to not know who he was. "I have to tell you that I probably shouldn't be meeting you here like this I am a married woman after all. But for you I'm willing to make an exception." She spun herself around so that she could run her hands over his chest. Wyatt had yet to speak a word.
"Lizzie," Wyatt protested indignantly.
"Relax you big lug, I knew that it was you." Liz smirked up at him not that either of them could see anything in the dark.
"My mental guards were down again?" Wyatt asked but it was more of a statement than a question.
"Big time, I knew you were here the minute you stepped foot in the house." Liz confirmed his suspicions.
"You know it is dark and we are alone in here." Wyatt pointed out to her seductively.
"I think I have an idea or two about how we can pass the time." Liz replied kissing him. She worked her hands to the tail of his shirt and pulled it over his hand.
"I really like the way you think, Lizzie." Wyatt said his lips making their way to her neck.
"We just need to be quiet." Liz cautioned him.
"I'm not the loud one." Wyatt chuckled lightly at his wife.
"Bullshit," Liz replied she couldn't believe that he would insinuate that she was the loud one.
"We're talking entirely too much right now." Wyatt kissed her to shut her up.
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Bianca continued walking down the hall she was as aware of surroundings as she could be given how dark it was. It was a good thing that she didn't use just her eyesight when she was scoping something out. She had a sixth sense for knowing when danger was around and she really didn't feel that kick in right now. Before she knew what was happening she felt a hand clamp over her mouth and she was being dragged into a spare bedroom.
Bianca of course was not one to go down without a fight. She elbowed her attacker in the ribs as hard as she could, but it was like hitting a brick wall. The hairs on the back of her neck stood up when she felt his hot breath on her ear. "I told you that paybacks are a bitch." Henry whispered huskily in her ear.
"Hank, you fucking idiot I could have killed you, you are so fucking lucky that I suppressed my assassin instincts a little bit." Bianca yelled at him.
Henry stood there smirking at her like he was very pleased with himself. "Little girl, I could hurt you so badly if I wanted to, so I'm not really scared of you." he knew that he was living dangerously teasing her that way, but he was having way too much fun with this.
"You better be scared of me, you may be bigger than me, but I still put up one hell of a fight." Bianca countered. She wanted to be mad at him but she just couldn't get her temper worked up enough. God, every rational thought I have goes out the window when I look into his eyes. I swear that there has to be something wrong with me. She thought to herself he was the only person capable of making her have rambling thoughts like that.
Henry moved her so that her back was against the wall and he pinned her arms above her head. "I really don't think that you're in a position to be making threats right now." he taunted her. He was going to pay for this dearly later and he knew it.
"You know as well as I do that I could get out of this if I really wanted to." Bianca told him with an arched eyebrow.
"I know that." Henry acknowledged pressing his body up against hers.
Bianca groaned she both loved and hated the affect that his touch had on her. "As much as I hate to admit it I don't want to move." She said sounding out of breath. The close proximity of their bodies was turning her on to no end.
"I don't want to move either." Henry admitted huskily.
Without warning Bianca wrapped her toned legs around his waist and her arms around his neck. "Don't think right now, just go with the flow." She ordered him. They weren't normally like this and she was willing to try something new.
"Whatever you want right now you've got it." Henry replied capturing her lips with his. Holding her steady with his left arm he started undoing his belt with his right hand.
" I wonder what kind of trouble those kids are getting into right now." Nicole said. Her sons tended to make her worry when she didn't know what they were up to every second of the day. For damn good reason those two had a knack for getting into trouble.
"Truthfully I don't want to know, because if I don't know then I don't have to get on to them." Piper admitted honestly. Really she didn't like being a hard ass they just turned her into one with the antics that they pulled.
"You guys, they are all adults or almost adults I think that we can trust them not to do anything stupid." Henry reasoned with them. He did have his reputation as the cool uncle and father to protect.
"Henry, if you think that then you obviously haven't met the group of people that we're talking about right now." Eva said. She didn't mean to sound so damn cynical but those kids were known for getting into trouble.
"I've met them, I just think that you're all harder on them than you need to be. I know that it's hard not to see them as babies anymore, but they're not. We really do need to come to terms with the fact that they are old enough to make their own decisions. This right here is the reason why they don't tell us when they want to go off and do their bullshit." Henry pointed out logically.
"I hate to say it, but Henry does make a pretty valid point. They don't tell us things because they know that we'll only try to stop them or tell them what to do. I have to say I don't think that is working out for any of us very well because then they don't want to tell us when they need help and we don't know when they'll in trouble." Leo agreed with his brother-in-law.
"Leave it to the whitelighter and the elder to make observations like that." Coop joked with them, but he agreed completely with everything that they had just said.
"I will have you know that I am only half whitelighter thank you very much, Cooper." Henry shot back at him.
"I'm a full whitelighter and I think I take offence to the way you said that, Henry." Andy goaded him on. This was the reason why their kids were got off topic so easily.
"Alright, boys, play nicely together." Paige said rolling her eyes at them.
"Paige, you sounded like such a mom when you said that, and you never sound like a mom." Phoebe laughed at her little sister.
"I'm sure that my daughters wouldn't agree with you, or I should just say Carly. I have to be on that child's ass constantly because she is always doing something." Paige said pinching the bridge of her nose.
"So is Val, I'm honestly glad that she moved out sometimes that way I don't have to know what kind of trouble she is getting herself into." Phoebe replied nodding her head.
"I was a little excited when my oldest two both moved out." Frank admitted as much as he loved Bianca he couldn't take the way that she and Oriana insisted on fighting all the time when they were growing up.
"You were glad for your Frank Jr. to leave?" Jimmy asked him with an arched eyebrow.
"It wasn't so much that I was glad for her to leave it was just that I was glad not to have to listen to her and Lyn Jr. fight anymore. You would have thought with them being closer in age they would get along better, but they don't." Frank said shrugging.
"It would have been more likely for Maria and Oriana to be the ones who didn't get along trust me I know I happen to be the middle child." Piper spoke up.
"I think it has to do with the fact that Maria and Bianca are so close in age, those two get along good, then Maria and Oriana get along, Bianca on the other hand is closer to Chase." Lyn explained.
"Lyn, how far apart are your oldest two in age again?" Coop asked her with a smirk on his face.
"Maria is eleven months older than B. I had Maria in August and then I had B the following July." Lyn admitted.
"That honestly explains why those two get along so damn well." Phoebe told her.
"They do get along pretty well, I mean they did manage to share an apartment without killing each other. Honestly if I didn't know any better there are times when I would swear that B is my oldest." Lyn said rolling her eyes. Her second oldest child knew how to play on her nerves sometimes.
"I think it helped that Tyler lived with them or they would have killed each other. You have to remember one of them is anal retentive and the other one never liked to pick up after herself. That right there was reason enough for them to fight." Frank chuckled.
"B isn't as bad as you're making her sound." Paige scoffed.
"No, she's worse. I swear everything has to be in the right place or she will know that someone touched her stuff." Lyn informed her.
"That's not such a bad thing." Piper said. She had to take up for Bianca because she was just as bad.
"Piper, you have to say that because if there is something wrong with B then there is something wrong with you. We all know that you are just as bad about having things in order." Prue said staring intently at her sister.
"There is nothing wrong with me." Piper protested indignantly.
"Piper, you have OCD and there is no denying that." Derek told her gently.
"I do not have OCD." Piper denied shaking her head.
Andy scoffed at that. "Come on Piper." He said rolling his eyes at her.
"If I have OCD then your wife is a control freak." Piper countered.
"Then you're right on both accounts because Prue is a control freak and you have OCD." Phoebe jumped into the conversation.
"Pheebs, you really don't want to start something with your sister right now." Nicole reasoned with her.
"Really no one is in the mood to hear you guys fight." Coop agreed.
"Coop, a smart man knows that you don't get into the middle of it." Henry advised his brother-in-law.
"Listen to Henry he knows what he's talking about and he isn't even married to one of the difficult Halliwell sisters." Leo agreed with him.
"Did you just call me difficult?" Piper asked her husband while she glared at him.
"I was talking about Prue, I would never say something like that about you. I don't know how you could think that I would." Leo smiled sweetly at her. He really had to stop taking those not so veiled digs at her she would blow his ass up.
"I can't believe that you guys think I'm a control freak." Prue said sounding highly indignant.
"Mom," Billie said simply arching an eyebrow at her mother.
"Billie, don't look at me like that. I am not a control freak." Prue told her daughter.
"Mom, you can't say that because your younger grandson is just like you. He has to have everything his way or he gets pissed off." Billie tried making her see reason.
"Billie, there is no use arguing with your mother she always has to be right." Phoebe pointed out to her niece.
"Oh boy, here we go." Henry muttered to himself putting his head in his hands. He seriously did not enjoy listening to his wife and her sisters go ten rounds.
"Finally the fucking power comes back on." Carly grumbled when the house was once again lit up.
"Henry was the one who turned it off and he was obviously the one who turned it back on. The lapse between the two things and the fact that B hasn't come back down here yet should tell you what he has been doing with his time." Chris pointed out logically. He and the others in the basement had decided it would be a good idea to just come upstairs instead of sitting around in the dark just the four of them.
"Chris, that is gross I don't want to think about my cousin's sex life. I hear more than I want to from Carly and Val." Hailey protested sticking her fingers in her ears.
"I really don't want to hear about my mother's sex life and yet that seems to be what we're discussing right now. So just remember no matter how uncomfortable this is for you it's way worse for me." Paige said rolling her eyes.
"Ok, I don't want to know why my sex life was being discussed because it is none of anyone's business." Bianca said coming into the room holding hands with Henry.
"It sure did take you an awful long time to check the upstairs." Prue said smirking at her.
"I ran into some complications while I was up there." Bianca replied sarcastically.
"I don't think I would call what you two were doing a complication." Lilly teased her making her eyebrows dance.
"I'm sure that it hasn't escaped anyone's notice that Liz went up there the same time that I did and she isn't back down here yet." Bianca pointed out to them.
"Please, she more than likely knew that Wyatt was here and that is why she volunteered to go check things out with you. Knowing the two of them they are still going at it like a couple of rabbits." Savannah said rolling her eyes just thinking about her sister and brother-in-law.
"Savannah, I know that you like to phrase things in the bluntest terms possible, but I would really enjoy it if you didn't ever make reference to what my cousin and your sister do together." Alan said pinching the bridge of his nose with a sigh.
"I swear I need a fucking dictionary to understand some of these people when they talk." Val groaned she didn't know why they just couldn't use small words for her sake.
"Don't feel like the lone ranger, Bumblebee, they talk above me all the time." Wyatt said coming into the room with Liz.
"Wy, really it's not that hard to do, this is you we're talking about." Jack couldn't resist getting a dig in at his older brother.
"Jackie Sam, be nice." Emily scolded him playfully. She knew just how much he hated it when she called him that and she was more than satisfied with the blush that she saw creep up his cheeks in response to that.
"I have a wild idea if anyone wants to hear it." Henry said his eyes lighting up with mischief.
"Uncle Hank, this is you we're talking about so it has to be good." Paige was always down for anything though. She had been really bored lately because with Greg gone there was nothing for her to do. She couldn't focus on the Triad because it wasn't her job to defeat them and her parents were trying their damnedest to make sure that she did normal things for a change.
"I was thinking that maybe we could go on a little expedition." Henry replied.
"An expedition to where? Because I've got to say I know all about the adventures you guys have and I'm not really keen on going on one of them." Mel replied with a questioning gaze.
"I know you know that old mental hospital that is abandoned. I was thinking that we could go exploring out there. That is if you girls aren't too chicken." Henry countered.
"I don't care if the girls want to go or not that sounds like something that should be right up my alley." Troy replied excitedly. He hadn't been a good adventure in well over a year. Mexico had been his last hurrah before he got sucked into staying because of that damn prophecy.
"Come on, what do you girls say? A think a little girls versus guys action could be fun." Wyatt asked he had to admit that he was pretty stoked for this.
"What would the objective be?" Paige asked. This was sounding more and more fun to her by the minute.
"The last group to leave wins and we're going to do this the way ghost hunters do it, that means we aren't using our powers." Henry informed her.
"I say that you boys should gather up your stuff and we should get a move on." Bianca replied. She had to admit that this was one of her fiancé's better ideas. They probably wouldn't find anything and even if they did it wouldn't be anything that they couldn't handle.
A/N: Here's the next chapter I hope you guys enjoyed it. Leave it to Maria to tell Bianca that it was her fault she got pregnant the first time. Only Paige would find writing on someone with a marker an acceptable form of retaliation. Bianca and her damn mommy comments are going to cause Paige to do her bodily harm one day but they are pretty damn funny. Prue and Piper are the only ones who would get into a fight about who is a control freak and who has OCD. I sometimes think that Wyatt and Liz can't help themselves they have to see each other every five minutes are they go insane. Only those boys would do something like cut the power to the house in order to scare the girls. Oh God, they are going to check out an abandoned mental hospital there is no way that this can end well and I'm fairly sure that they all know that. Until next time please review.
