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At the moment Ichigo really was not having a problem controlling any inappropriate thoughts about his big breasted friend Inoue...However, this was only because, currently, his beautiful and enthusiastic friend was still crushing little fox Ichigo into her chest as she ran from Urahara's shop, and he couldn't breathe!

It wasn't until she was a few blocks away that Inoue finally stopped and lifted her little fox/doggie/kitty (she didn't know what he was) into the air with glee!

...GASP!!! Poor Ichigo, desperately swallowed lung fulls of air trying to catch his breathe again. So much had happened in the last few minutes and his head was feeling woozie.

Was Inoue always this strong?? The poor tired Fox thought ruefully, he didn't remember her having such a tight grip!

Orihime held him high in the air and smiled at her adorable new friend. He was soft, and furry and had a cute little brooding look about him that seemed familiar somehow. It really had been a long time since she got to play with such a cute animal... Maybe she should name him! Hmmm, but what kind of name should she give the little kitty thing? She wanted to make sure the name was good and accurate, after all a name was very important!!

She held him a little higher, and concentrated her stare.

Ichigo looked down and wondered what she was doing. Her sudden serious concentration face was actually pretty cute and made him smile usually. He always respected her when she gave all her effort and concentration to something. Maybe this isn't going to be so bad...

"Oh! Looks like you're a boy doggie aren't you!"

...Huh?...

...

The realization of what she said came slowly.

First his tail instinctively flew forward covering his belly. Then his brain caught up.

Gah! Gu ga guh... Gahhhhhhhh! Was his silent scream.

He was pretty sure he was about to die. Yup, he was dying alright, death by sheer embarrassment. If he were human his whole body would be beet red. He tried desperately to wriggle away but her iron grip was unrelenting.

"Silly Billy, don't run away, now I can give you the perfect manly name!" She cheered!

God damn it, this is not how I wanted any girl, ESPECIALLY Inoue, to first see me naked! Not that she should be seeing me naked at all!! My life is over, if she finds out it's me I'm done for, I'll never be able to look at her again, she'll hate me for sure, I have to escape!!

He wriggled even more ferociously! Please forgive me Inoue, it's for the best.

Ichigo nipped her finger, causing the shocked girl to drop her little friend!

Ichigo made a run for it! It was a mad dash! A desperate bid at freedom!!

"Come back buddy!" Orihime screamed. She took off in pursuit, running as fast as her nimble legs would carry her.

Meanwhile, on a nearby roof top an unsuspecting observer caught sight of Inoue running through the alley way. Then he saw the little flash of cuddly red fur dashing away in front of her. A moment later there was a huge thud as the giant landed right in front of Ichigo.

Little fox Ichigo came to a halt. Huh... Ch Chado??

"Sado-kun?" Came Inoue's voice.

Chad was silent. He looked down at the little furball in front of him. The cuteness was almost unbearable. He vowed that he -- Yasutora Sado -- would capture that adorable fox if his life depended on it.

Ichigo at the same time began to recognize the strange glint in his friend's eye... OH SHIT!!

In a split second Ichigo reversed course and ran right through Orihime's legs. Faster, faster! Why is this happening to me!? He cried desperately in his head as his monstrous friend gained behind him.

It was no use, a moment later Chad had scooped Ichigo up into his giant hands and held him up much the way Orihime had done a little earlier. Oh no, oh please, Urahara, Yuruichi, anyone, get me out of here!!

It was no use. Suddenly Chad was bringing Ichigo closer to his face, closer and closer. Oh what now??

Chad gave him a very stern, discerning look, looking over the cute little animal in his hands. Then the unimaginable happened... Chad leaned forward and planted a sweet kiss right on Ichigo's furry little head...

...AHHHHHHHHHHGAHHHHHH!!!...

"Sado-kun! What did you do?! I think it died! Look, the little fox passed out!" Cried Orihime, and sure enough poor poor Ichigo was lying limp in Chado's hand, having completely lost consciousness if not all of his sanity.

"Oh no." Said Chad in his deep voice.

"Here Sado-kun, hand him to me. I'll take him strait home with me and fix him up good as new!" She said smiling again.

"Ok, Inoue"

Orihime skipped away with Ichigo happily cradled in her arms as Chad walked away, very satisfied to have gotten a little snuggle in.

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PREVIEW FOR NEXT CHAP: "I'll let you in on a secret little guy, your fur is my favorite color..."