Kaitou KID: Where did the author go?

Shinichi: Hiding in the closet from the lawyers because she forgot to do a disclaimer.

*Shouting in back* NOOOOOOO! BEGONE EVIL LAWYERS! LEAVE ME ALONE! *Crashing and banging on a door*

KID: I guess we should do one for her then.

Shinichi: Yeah, I guess we should.

Shinichi and KID: Dannichigo doesn't own us or Detective Conan/Case Closed so we must ask all lawyers to leave her alone. Thank you. *Bow together*

Me: *sniffle with lots of bruises and bloody nose* Indeed, I don't own them. *Breaks down crying* T^T

The Cat-astrophe

Chapter 2: A New Home

Shinichi slowly opened his eyes, blinking to get the sleep out of them. It was morning with the sun brightly shining through the window. Stretching he started to look around, then panicked.

Where am I? How did I get here? He thought then remembered what had happened. With a sigh, he sat back down and curled his tail around his paws. What am I going to do now?No one knows where I am and the found the bloody clothes as well. My phone was in there so I can't contact anyone, even though I doubt that I can talk to anyone. Shinichi felt something shift against him. At first he jumped but then realized it was merely his new owner, Kaito Kuroba shifting in his sleep. Shinichi climbed onto Kaito's chest and peered into his face. Strange how I get picked up by someone who looks just like me. Kaito shifted again then opened his eyes.

"Agh!" he yelled falling out of the bed in surprise while Shinichi yowled and jumped over onto the bed where Kaito had just been. Kaito sat up rubbing his head. "Oh, yeah. I brought home a cat last night." he said standing up. "Well, let's get some breakfast in us before we do anything else." Kaito said as he changed his clothes then walked down stairs to the kitchen. Shinichi followed, jumping down each step. As Kaito peered into the fridge, Shinichi jumped onto the counter.

"Well, let's see. I can make myself some eggs, so I guess you can have some milk." Kaito said as he pulled a carton from the fridge and poured some milk into a bowl before he set it in front of Shinichi. He looked down at the bowl before wrinkling his nose and pushing it away with his paw.

"That's funny." Kaito said scratching the back of his head. "I thought cats like milk."

Shinichi glared at Kaito for a little bit. Fine, I might as well drink it since I might not get much else. He thought before grudgingly walking back to the milk and lapping some up. Hey, this isn't too bad. He thought as he started to drink it a big faster. Kaito smiled then went to make his eggs. When they were done he sat down next to where Shinichi was eating and finished off his food.

When they were both done, Shinichi walked over to Kaito and started rubbing against him, purring.

Wait a second! What am I doing? He thought as he stopped suddenly with a look of surprise. I'm starting to act more like a cat! How can I ever get back to my body if I don't remember that I am a human? He thought in a panic.

Meanwhile, Kaito stood up and grabbed Shinichi.

"We should go get some cat supplies." He said partially to himself and a bit to Shinichi. "Wait, first I should name you, shouldn't I?"

What? Name me! But I already have a name! Shinichi thought inreduously. I don't need some person naming me! But Kaito can't understand cats so Shinichi's dislike never got to him.

"Hmmm..." Kaito headed back up stairs to his room while still holding Shinichi. "What could I name you?" He said outloud as he looked around his room for inspiration. Then, his eyes landed on a pile of books on his desk. "I've got it!" He exclaimed with a big grin. He held Shinichi up so that he could look into Shinichi's eyes. Shinichi did not look very happy at the prospect of a new name. "I'm going to call you Lupin!" Shinichi's jaw almost dropped.

Me? A great detective named after a thief? I think not! He thought starting to struggle. Kaito took his struggling to happiness.

"I guess you like that name, huh?" He said still grinning.

Like it? Like it? I HATE it! Shinichi thought glaring at Kaito. Kaito ignored Shini-, no Lupin's glare.

"Let's go get you some things if you are going to be staying here." Kaito said happily as he carried Lupin back downstairs. Setting him down for a second, Kaito slipped on his shoes than scooped Lupin back up before he could get away. "Come along! Let's go!" He said cheerily as he opened the door and stepped outside.

Before long, Kaito and Lupin reached a nearby pet store. There, Kaito bought some cans of cat food, dry cat food, a water bowl, food bowl, some toys, and, much to Lupin's dismay, a white cat collar with a small silver circle hanging from it that read Kaito's name and address with a matching leash. The leash and collar were put on Lupin right away so Kaito could just loop the leash around his wrist in order to carry the other bags. Soon they were back in the house where Kaito let Lupin off of the leash so he could explore his new home. Lupin's water bowl and food bowl were set up in the kitchen while his toys were separated into Kaito's room and the living room. The cat food was put into the pantry while some of the dry was put into the food bowl for Lupin to reach at any time.

"All done." Kaito said when he finished putting the last of the cans away. "Come Lupin!" he called to Lupin who had been watching from the counter the whole time with his cerulean blue eyes. Kaito shivered a little when his eyes met the cats for they seemed a bit too intelligent for a cat, but Kaito has never been one to think too much about things. "Come on Lupin." he said again starting for the stairs. But Lupin merely turned his back on Kaito as if giving him the silent treatment.

What am I? A dog? He thought as he humphed a little kitty humph. Kaito almost laughed out loud when he heard it. Suddenly, Kaito had an evil idea on how to get Lupin to come. Slowly grabbing something off of the couch, he snuck up behind Lupin while grinning a large smile. He knew Lupin could tell he was coming as his ears twitched, but kept on anyways. Then he dangled something in front of Lupin.

What? A cat toy? You must be joking. You seriously don't think I am going to chase that thing? Lupin thought as Kaito bounced it in front of his face, his wide eyes following it.

SWAT! What? Lupin thought in surprise as his paw shot out of its own accord to hit the toy. Kaito laughed as Lupin crouched down to try and get it again. Well, it might actually be fun. Lupin thought as he continued to chase it a bit. Kaito slowly moved up the stairs leading the now playful Lupin up them and into his room.

"Aaaand... Got you!" he said suddenly slamming the door shut behind Lupin. Lupin jumped and looked around in surprise, his fur fluffed up a little. Then he spotted Kaito laughing with the toy still in his hand.

Tha-that thing is evil! Lupin thought glaring at the toy. It hypnotized me! I swear! Apparently, Lupin is a bit more cat like than he first thought.

Kaito sighed a bit before going to sit on his bed and stare at a poster on his wall. Lupin hadn't noticed this photo before. He trotted over to Kaito before jumping into his lap, a little bit worried at the sudden change in his new friend. (Lupin would never call anyone 'master' or 'owner') Kaito continued to stare at the poster a little more serious than usual as he absent-mindedly scratched Lupin as he rubbed against his clothes.

"Dad..."

Lupin looked up at Kaito then to the poster. It was of a man in about his twenties wearing a nice tux and holding a top hat in one hand. White doves and confetti floated about the man. Lupin thought for a second before remembering where he had seen this man before.

AH! That's Toichi Kuroba, a famous magician. But, didn't he die 8 years ago? Then he realized what he had been dense enough to not see. Toichi is Kaito's dad! No wonder he is sad when he looks at this poster!

Kaito gently picked up Lupin and set him next to him on the bed before standing up. He walked over to the poster and put his hand on it. Then pushed and it gave way! Lupin's eyes widened in shock.

Wha-? He thought as Kaito walked into the room where the picture spun revealing a figure cloaked all in white. A figure that Lupin could never forget. Kaito is Kaitou KID? He thought now completely shocked. I got picked up by Kaitou KID himself?

Please R&R people! I need them to survive! T^T Please? *cute Puss In Boots eyes* Anways, I am speed creating this chapters so they should update reletivly fast. If they don't, please yell at me. ^-^ Thank you for reading and...

I LOST THE GAME! And the cake was a lie. ^-^