Me: *in room plotting*

Kaito: What on Earth is she doing in there?

Lupin: Meow! I'll find out! *slips through window and back out again with a camera* *Hands camera to Kaito*

Kaito: She's planning an escape route because she doesn't want to do a disclaimer! Now we can't have that now, can we? *evil smile* *poof*

Me: *tied to chair being tickled* Nooooo! Please stop! Fine! Fine! I'll say it.

Kaito and Lupin: *stops tickling me with feathers* Meow! Good! ^-^ *Evil smile*

Me: I don't own Detective Conan/Case Closed. T^T There? You happy? T^T

Kaito and Lupin: Meow! Very. ^-^

Ok! Here is a fairly long chapter of how Lupin accidentally goes to school with Kaito. Enjoy! ^-^

The Cat-astrophe

Chapter 6: School In Ekoda

Lupin was startled awake by the sounds of running footsteps and cursing.

"Damn!" Kaito said as he rushed around the house trying to get everything together. "Aoko's going to hit me with her stupid mop if I'm late! Stupid alarm clock!"

Kaito continued to run around as Lupin just sat on the couch, his eyes following the frantic teen. Lupin started to clean himself of the rest of the dye, pausing every now and then with a grimace to wipe his tongue of the taste with his paw. Just as Lupin got the last of it out, Kaito skidded into the kitchen, dropping his bag onto the counter where it fell open.

Curiosity got the better of Lupin's more human side. He jumped off of the couch and headed over to the counter where he jumped onto it and quietly snuck over to the bag. Sitcking his head in it, he started to poke around, amazed at the many things Kaito had put in it.

Not surprising considering who this is. Lupin thought as he crawled a bit farther into the bag as he went through more of the interesting gadgets. He was starting to bat something around a little when all of a sudden the bag snapped shut and lifted into the air. Lupin yowled a little but the bag was too thick for Kaito to hear him.

"See you later Lupin!" Kaito called as he shut the door and ran to catch up with Aoko on her way to school.

A few minutes later they were both in the classroom with their classmates. Noticing Hakuba, who also went to school with him, Kaito grinned and reached into his bag for a little something he had been saving just for Hakuba.

"OW!" He yelled jumping out of his seat. Everyone turned to see what Kaito was yelling about. He was holding his finger which had a couple drops of blood forming on it. "What the heck?"

Kaito wrapped a band-aid he had in one of his pockets then carefully reached into his bag again, where he proceeded to pull out...

"Oh how cute!" a couple girls in the classroom said as Kaito held up Lupin by the scruff who was glaring at him. Kaito set him down on the desk.

"How did you get into my bag, Lupin?" he said to the cat, sitting back down in his desk. But before he could get a disdained meow out of the cat, all of the girls rushed over to cuddle the "cute an adorable kitty cat".

"Rowr!" Lupin said as he shot from the desk to avoid the scary fan girls and landed on the unfortunate Hakuba's desk.

"Kaito." Hakuba said, picking Lupin up in his arms. "Where did you get this cat?"

"I found him at Tropical Land." Kaito replied with a smirk. "Why? Want one as well?"

Lupin stuck his tongue out at Hakuba surprising him before he twisted out of his arms and ran off to Kaito.

I don't like being cat-handled. He thought as he smoothed out his fur which the girls thought was oh so cute. Just then, the teacher walked in.

"Ok class," she said. "Back to your seats. We need to start todays lesson."

"But teacher! Kaito has such a cute kitty!" one of the girls piped up.

The teacher looked at Kaito's desk and noticed the black cat sitting on it. She sighed.

"Kaito, why do you have a cat here?" she asked face palming a little.

"Sorry teacher." Kaito said with his wide grin. "Lupin wanted to meet everyone."

As Kaito said that the cat sat up a little and did a little kitty bow in the teachers direction earning more squeals and awwws from the girls.

"Fine," the teacher sighed knowing that she couldn't stop Kaito from doing whatever he wanted. "Just as long as he doesn't distract the class too much."

"Yes!" Kaito said smiling as he pulled Lupin closer to him. Lupin flattened his ears a little at this but decided to deal with it.

As first half the day went by, Lupin just wandered around the classroom running little errands for Kaito and even passing notes for some of the other students or just to look around at this new school.

At Lunch, all of the girls and a few of the guys crowded around Kaito and Lupin who sat on his desk twitching his tail.

"Where'd you get him?"

"What's his name?"

"Can I hold him?"

Kaito was barraged with questions about Lupin. Lupin started to fluff up with so many people touching him.

Kaito! Save me! He thought giving Kaito a pleading look. Kaito smiled leaving Lupin hanging for a couple minutes before pulling out a smoke capsule which he proceeded to throw down. Everyone nearby started coughing. When the smoke was gone, both Lupin and Kaito were gone. The girls who had taken a great liking to Lupin gave chase for a little before giving up knowing that they couldn't find Kaito if he didn't want to be found.

Up on the roof, Kaito sat with his legs crossed laughing at Lupin's popularity.

You think I want to be cuddled like that? Lupin thought glaring at Kaito while he smoothed out his fur.

"I'm sorry little buddy. I guess I should have rescued you a little sooner." Kaito said suppressing his laughter a little as he wiped some of the tears that were threatening to fall away. "I can't help it that thee girls like cats."

Lupin glared at Kaito before turning his back to him with his head turned up as if snubbing Kaito.

"Aw. C'mon. Don't be like that Lupin." he said pulling a cat toy out of his jacket and dangling it in front of Lupin.

Lupin tried to ignore it but his tail twitching gave him away. Kaito's grin grew bigger as he continued to bounce it in front of Lupin.

Fine, I'll play your silly game. Lupin thought pouncing at the toy with a meow. Kaito laughed pulling the toy just out of his reach. Lupin glared at him then crouched down and pounced for the toy. Laughing, Kaito pulled it just out of his reach again.

"Ahem." A voice said behind them startling the two. Kaito and Lupin turned towards the door that led back into the school to face Hakuba.

"I hate to interupt but I was wondering if this cat had any siblings." Hakuba continued. "Kaitou KID seems to have gotten his hands on a cat with the same colored eyes except that cat was white. It could even be this very same cat only dyed white. Know anything about it, Kaito?" he said looking at Kaito with a glare while Kaito merely sighed putting his Poker Face into place.

"How many times must I tell you. I am NOT Kaitou KID." He said then smirked before he started juggling some balls that had come out of no where. "I'm better. And please don't accuse my cute Lupin of stealing." He continued as he slipped the balls back into his sleeves. "My Lupin is better than any cat in this whole world including your new victim."

Lupin's tail twitched at the 'cute' part but otherwise didn't pay attention to the two as Kaito had pulled the toy back out and was dangling it in front of Lupin again. Hakuba glared at the cat who just glanced at him then went back to its toy.

"Very well then. But I shall prove that you are KID no matter what!" Hakuba said before heading back into the school.

"Hmph. I can't believe that Hakuba. He doesn't even have any evidence." Kaito said smirking as he continued to tease Lupin.

Lupin pinned his ears as he jumped to get the toy again.

C'mon! Let me get it at least once! Lupin thought as he missed the toy again. In the background the bell rung.

"Well, c'mon Lupin." Kaito said picking Lupin up who meowed in surprise at the sudden move. "Time to get back to class."

Lupin huffed a little at being carried around. I'm not a cute little kitty for everyone to mess with. Man, I'm getting tired of this.

Later in the day, as Lupin was wandering the classroom. A girl with crimson red hair beckoned Lupin over. Kaito twitched a little at this as the one who had called Lupin over was none other then Akako Koizumi, resident witch and stalker of Kaitou KID/Kaito Kuroba. Akako picked Lupin up and set him in his lap. Once he was seated, she tucked a note into his collar.

"Read it when you have time." She whispered in his ear. Startled that she had spoken to him as if he was a person, Lupin looked up at her to see that she was smirking at him! A little spooked, Lupin jumped from her lap and ran back to Kaito where he sat for the rest of the day. Kaito looked at him a little bit curious but knew that if Akako had wanted him to see the note, she would have given it to him herself. And if Lupin had wanted to share it he would have given it to Kaito so he restrained himself from slipping it from Lupin's collar.

That girl is creepy. Lupin thought as he shuddered a little from under Kaito's desk. She spoke to me like I am a person! Does she know? Lupin thought but quickly dismissed the idea. Nah, there is no way she could have known. But the idea was now there in his mind.

Thanks for the reviews everyone! I love hearing what everyone has to say even if it is rude. I can take criticism. Well, I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter and will continue reading. The Yaoism pair of Kaito and Shinichi still has to wait as I haven't gotten to a good scene yet. And since I love you all so much I just have to say one more thing...

I LOST THE GAME! XD